montimer
Posts: 15
Joined: 3/3/2006
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I will overlook the fact that an Abba tribute album won best soundtrack, and concentrate my vitriol on the most fucked up award of all: Wanted winning best Superhero/Sci-fi. In the same year that we were treated to Iron Man, Hell Boy II, The Dark Knight, The Hulk and a myriad of straight-to-dvd science fiction and comic book films that didn't even make it to the cinema, how is it that the worst, most vacuous, pointless and socially disturbing film of last year even made it to cinemas, let alone the sortlist of any awards. I could pick wanted apart as a terrible adaptation, but that would ignore why it is terrible on it's own terms. Let's look at the basic premise: A group of super-powered sociopaths spend their time assassinating people on the whim of a giant loom. A fucking loom! When I heard the opening narration I initially thought I'd misheard the line about weavers. I am utterly amazed that somebody actually wrote this thing, having discarded a plot about supervillains for being too unbelieveable. The story was dreadful, the effects were nothing special and the more than capable cast struggled with some of the worst lines written in the last few years, and yet you fucktards don't do the right thing and warn everyone off of this horrible excuse for a film, instead you give it an award. Over Iron Man. A film that was so enjoyable I was shaking with geeky delight all the way through. Fuck, The Dark Knight won best film and best director and yet it didn't even win it's own category. Who voted for these things? I bet they're the cunts that sit and throw popcorn across the auditorium, or the same pricks who can't stop commentating on what's happening on screen. Seriously guys. What the fuck?!
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