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Exclusive Lesbian Vampire Killers Poster - 8/12/2008 11:55:59 AM

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- 8/12/2008 11:55:59 AM

Scabby

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Well you know the film is gonna be good when they resort to tits on the poster....

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- 8/12/2008 12:33:50 PM

lukeyboy

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From: Saaaaf Laaandaan you slaaag!

mmmmmmm,...booooobiiieees!

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- 8/12/2008 12:45:21 PM

richCie

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wouldnt mind that on my wall..

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- 8/12/2008 1:20:23 PM

Leeorami 2.0

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Does anyone else find James Cordon unfunny? When he's on shows like Nevermind The Buzzcocks and 8 Out Of 10 Cats he always seems to exaggerate his laugh at something vaguely or not even funny at all. I'll still watch the film though.

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Babylon 5 - 8/12/2008 1:40:12 PM

evildave69

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After reading your article, Empire, and now seeing this poster, I've come to the conclusion that this film is going to be a big pile of shit.

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This film is going to be poor - 8/12/2008 2:09:14 PM

brokenking

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Still the poster is pretty good.

No offence to the makers but with a title like that I would expect some serious girl on girl action.

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- 8/12/2008 2:11:59 PM

dugfinger

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Leeorami 2.0 - I agree with you completely (he is the fat one?). I was having that adsact discussion when watching 8 out of 10 cats last week. I didn't mind him at first, but now I just think he's really annoying, and I have a sneaking suspicion he's always on something.

Nice poster though.

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- 8/12/2008 2:43:33 PM

steveg66

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Woohoo! If it's anything like the old Hammer tame titty crap they released e.g. The Vampire Lovers, Countess Dracula, bring it on. Shame Ingrid Pitt is too old to get her norks out one last time (and she definitely is!).

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RE: - 8/12/2008 8:01:37 PM

Gabriel

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quote:

ORIGINAL: steveg66

Woohoo! If it's anything like the old Hammer tame titty crap they released e.g. The Vampire Lovers, Countess Dracula, bring it on. Shame Ingrid Pitt is too old to get her norks out one last time (and she definitely is!).

He He...norks.

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RE: RE: - 9/12/2008 9:33:41 AM

Jayseph

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Yup, James Cordon is indeed the fat one and he is indeed very unfunny. He seems to really believe his own hype and has become as unlikeable as Gervais in half the time. Way to go Cordon!

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- 10/12/2008 2:03:46 AM

RoryS

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oh they already did a comedy about this... welll steve coogan did.

he did 'Lesbian Vampires; Love or lust.'

Classic it was indeed. this may have more tits in it tho.

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Comedy Horror "Lesbian Vampire Killers" starr... - 10/12/2008 3:01:43 AM

Jack'sSmirkinRevenge

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Ok, nice poster, but this film will almost definitely be dog shit. It's going to be light on the comedy, light on the horror and light on the lesbian action. The only thing that won't be light will be James Cordon, the unfunny fat cunt. (I can say that because I'm a fat cunt too.) I don't have anything particular against Matthew Horne, other than he was on the Catherine Tate show and is mates with James Cordon. Actually, that's two good reasons to hate him. This will be dreadful

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