sharkboy
Posts: 6031
Joined: 26/9/2005 From: Belfast
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ORIGINAL: horribleives In fact about five years ago, I had a fun one night stand with a smart, witty, and very attractive lass I'd been pursuing for some time. High on the unique buzz that only a night of impromptu passion can induce, the next morning I tip-toed excitedly into her living room to see what delights she'd prepared for pur first breakfast together. Imagine my surprise to see her sprawled on the settee in a coffee-stained dressing gown stuffing her face with mushy Sugar Puffs. I stuck around for a minute 'til she picked up the bowl and emptied the remaining milk down her throat and neck then feined a hangover, put my shoes on and fucked right off. I hope you at least had the decency to say Cheerio! Sorry, couldn't resist.... Seriously though, letting sugar puffs come between you and the chance to make the beast with two backs goes way beyond a simple dislike for milk in my books- were you attacked by Tony the Tiger as a child or something?
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WWLD? Every time we think we have measured our capacity to meet a challenge, we look up and we're reminded that that capacity may well be limitless I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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