Pigeon Army
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Joined: 29/1/2006 From: Pixar HQ, George Lucas' Office.
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ORIGINAL: horribleives I can't even sit in the same room as someone eating cereal without feeling a little ill, though that's partly due to my feelings about milk, which can be traced back to the free stuff we used to get at school in the early '80s - warm, lumpy muck which some joker would inevitably make come out of their nose or eyes. And going back to Coco Pops - any foodstuff that when added to milk gives the impression of a bowl full of diarrhoea serves no godly purpose in this world. Remember that thankfully short-lived Coco Pops spin-off which came with a straw made of chocolate for kids to suck the leftover milk up with? What use that was once it became soggy (other than as a device fo dirty little gets with chocolate-smeared faces to spit at each other) is beyond me but it's was nice to know there was a new entrapment option available for any nonces with a passing interest in coprophillia. It's safe to say milk and breakfast cereals are the main reason I've never had children. In fact about five years ago, I had a fun one night stand with a smart, witty, and very attractive lass I'd been pursuing for some time. High on the unique buzz that only a night of impromptu passion can induce, the next morning I tip-toed excitedly into her living room to see what delights she'd prepared for pur first breakfast together. Imagine my surprise to see her sprawled on the settee in a coffee-stained dressing gown stuffing her face with mushy Sugar Puffs. I stuck around for a minute 'til she picked up the bowl and emptied the remaining milk down her throat and neck then feined a hangover, put my shoes on and fucked right off. What a shit-house. I can call a therapist for you if you want. It might help you work through these issues.
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ORIGINAL: Rinc She's supposed to be 13! I'd want her to be very attractive though quote:
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ORIGINAL: Pigeon Army Stop being mean to Deviation No.
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