jobloffski
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Joined: 30/9/2005 From: elsewhere
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Don't know that you could play a white Shaft straight. Maybe as a period piece Blaxploitation flick update/parody in which a white main character (played by, say Sam Rockwell, written by, say, Seth Mcfarlane?) acts and talks 'Black' and appears completely unaware he isn't black could act as a commentary on people who can appear...Daft! You're damn, right.... KInd of like Steve Martin in The Jerk, played up as a parody of racist attitudes, perhaps revolving around a plot that satirises white supremacists believing that 'these men of colour will stop at nothing to make every man, every woman, every child (shudder) black ' Bobby-John: Ah...Mickey-Tommy, that really don't seem possible, how they gonna go about making us black? Mickey-Tommy: Bobby-John, that's their greatest trick, making us think it's not feasible, making us think it don't even make no sense, then one day, you wake up, black, Bobby-John: That's...are people right? When we talk about stuff like this, are we just being stupid? Be reasonable. Mickey-Tommy: (aghast) No, Bobby-John, not you...they got to you, didn;t they? They made you black... Bobby-John: What? What are you talking about? I don't even got no suntan, you's blacker than me? (smiles, but its actually got rather serious) Mickey-Tommy Get the rope boys!! We got us a (shudder) soul-brother, right here Bobby-John: What, oh, come on...that's just... (VOICE OFF CAMERA) Daft? All turn to look a white guy, unafraid, cool, smirk Daft: You're damn right... (without hardly seeming to move, Daft kicks everyone's ass) Daft: (Cool) Superior race? (smirks as the vanquished flee, then saying to Bobby John) slip me some skin, my brother Bobby-John: What? They got automatic weapons and, rocket launchers and shit, we have to leave... Daft: Yeah, but even when you're running away, walk slow, man, don;t let em see they got to you. That aint cool. They walk away slowly, machine gun fire, grenades, RPGs, all aimed their way, all miss, Bobby John terrified, but safe, Daft is confidence supreme and doesn't even look over his shoulder etc... And Black James Bond? Hard to say. But should it ever happen, it should perhaps be in a film that doesn't comment on the fact he is black at all and just be a case of an actor, playing a character, as much Bond as has gone before. Leave the social significance and moral outrage and championing or decrying to whoever feels whatever way.
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