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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 8:40:02 AM   
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Love it. Horse for Bond starts here.

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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 8:48:55 AM   
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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 8:55:25 AM   
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quote:

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quote:

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Die Another Neigh?


Hep-hem....

Tea-leaf.

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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 8:56:19 AM   
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oops missed that one !

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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 11:19:17 AM   
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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 11:35:37 AM   
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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 11:46:35 AM   
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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 11:49:21 AM   
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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 12:25:03 PM   
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quote:

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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 12:27:16 PM   
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Like that one !

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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 12:28:17 PM   
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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 12:28:42 PM   
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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 12:37:31 PM   
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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 12:40:07 PM   
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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 12:42:39 PM   
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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 1:30:02 PM   
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quote:

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Black Beauty for Bond!



lol, get in!



HorseBond Is obviously the next logical step for the franchise to take.

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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 1:36:39 PM   
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SPOILER: HorseBond totally pwns the grand national by having rockets in his horsebond shoes

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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 1:37:08 PM   
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I await the inevitable horsenotbond Website.

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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 1:42:50 PM   
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I await the inevitable horsenotbond Website.


But that's okay cos the haters will quickly be satisfied - horse bond will be stabbed to death in the eyes with metal spikes by his arch nemesis, a teenage boy with...issues.

(/lofty literature reference ahoy)

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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 1:45:31 PM   
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You don't get more lofty and literary than Daniel Radcliffe with his cock out.

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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 1:47:29 PM   
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Daniel Radcliffe with his cock out.


Purely for the arts, of course...

EDIT - I shouldn't joke, though - the one time "speccy wimp" is now cut FAR more impressively than I am. Bastard.

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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 1:49:22 PM   
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Horsebond would batter a tennage boy, serious.

Horsebond would make donkeybourne look like shetlandponyethanhunt,

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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 1:53:43 PM   
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Speaking of which, I reckon in about 20 years Radcliffe would make a decent 007. Though I'd actually prefer Rupert Grint to be honest, just to see the internet cry-babies shit their lungs out in disgust - ' and you though a blonde Bond raped your childhood!'

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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 1:54:05 PM   
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Horsebond would batter a tennage boy, serious.


Not in this case - his (the teenage boy's) secret weapon is that he has no secret weapon, nor some idiotic plan to take over the world. Just a bit of metal and and his bare nob smacking around. Horsebond would never expect something so fiendishly simple, especially when he (or she - horsebond could be female) doesn't have perfect binocular vision to rely on.

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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 2:11:37 PM   
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quote:

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Speaking of which, I reckon in about 20 years Radcliffe would make a decent 007. Though I'd actually prefer Rupert Grint to be honest, just to see the internet cry-babies shit their lungs out in disgust - ' and you though a blonde Bond raped your childhood!'


The guy who played Neville is looking more likely.

After horsebond, of course.

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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 2:16:33 PM   
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quote:

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Horsebond would batter a tennage boy, serious.

Horsebond would make donkeybourne look like shetlandponyethanhunt,



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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 2:30:44 PM   
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lol, make sure you don't get your feet stuck in any sand swoz.


Horsebond would have perfect vision via an amazing blinker gadget given to horsebond by cow-Q thus enabling him to devour said teenager like a sugarlump

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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 3:03:47 PM   
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quote:

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Speaking of which, I reckon in about 20 years Radcliffe would make a decent 007. Though I'd actually prefer Rupert Grint to be honest, just to see the internet cry-babies shit their lungs out in disgust - ' and you though a blonde Bond raped your childhood!'


As a short-arse myself (5ft7) I would approve of Radcliffe. Although he is about 5ft2, so it might be a little hard to pull off. Although they managed to make Van Damne look taller - only 5ft4.

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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 3:21:41 PM   
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quote:

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As a short-arse myself (5ft7) I would approve of Radcliffe. Although he is about 5ft2, so it might be a little hard to pull off.


He's 5ft5, apparently but still too short.


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RE: The Black Bond Question - 26/10/2012 11:52:17 PM   
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I think all this talk of horsebond is a bit ridiculous, we can't seriously ask a horse to be able to pull off Bond.

We should clearly get Andy Serkis to play horsebond

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