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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 15/3/2006 11:20:09 AM   
Dignan


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My own personal choice for the worst film ever. It has no redeeming features whatsoever.



Oh, I quite liked it

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 15/3/2006 11:57:31 AM   
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No, its obviously anything starring Martin Lawrence or Yahoo Serious.
I would also like to nominate most of Tom Cruise's early stuff. Oh and let's not forget the steaming dung pile that was Hook. Even greats make mistakes.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 15/3/2006 6:13:48 PM   
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Certainly Blair Witch Project is up there.  Apart from the innovative marketing method and the amateur doccumentary type of filming it had nothing. 

I would have cheerfully murdered them myself.    If you can't read a map or have lost it.  When you find a stream  don't  ignore it, follow it!!!!   Its going somewhere.  And my daughter pointed out, that it stretched improbablity when we were expected to believe that three American teens went out without their mobiles.

My other worst film must be Charlie's Angels and they made two of them.  All gloss and no substance.  I'm known for giving most films a chance but this is one of the few that I walked out on.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 15/3/2006 9:46:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Steffs

Certainly Blair Witch Project is up there.  Apart from the innovative marketing method and the amateur doccumentary type of filming it had nothing. 

I would have cheerfully murdered them myself.    If you can't read a map or have lost it.  When you find a stream  don't  ignore it, follow it!!!!   Its going somewhere.  And my daughter pointed out, that it stretched improbablity when we were expected to believe that three American teens went out without their mobiles.

My other worst film must be Charlie's Angels and they made two of them.  All gloss and no substance.  I'm known for giving most films a chance but this is one of the few that I walked out on.


Wasnt the film set in the early 90's though? A time when phones wernt as everyday as well, today.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 16/3/2006 9:14:46 PM   
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check out these stinkas, some of them are just sick

devils advocate
texas chainsaw massacre
fear dot com
cannibal holocaust
kevin and perry go large
dumb and dumberer
daylight
land of the dead

all i can think of for now

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 16/3/2006 9:20:04 PM   
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i think devils advocate is good!

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 16/3/2006 11:29:13 PM   
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and Land of the Dead is quite satisfactory! Although somewhat short but on the whole, a lot better than Alone in the Dark.

BTW, which version of Texas Chainsaw Massacre you dislike? 1974, 2003 or both?

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 17/3/2006 10:43:12 AM   
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i think devils advocate is good!


no it aint

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 17/3/2006 9:46:46 PM   
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Fuckin' Revolver. I hate that film with a passion

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 18/3/2006 5:36:37 PM   
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There are a lot of films who can be nominated for "Worst film ever made".

Some candidats: Batman Forever, Batman & Robin, Double Team, Hotel (2003), Chronicles of Riddick, Tears of the Sun, Ace Ventura:Pet Dedective, Charlie's Angels,...

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 18/3/2006 5:37:30 PM   
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i think devils advocate is good!


Devil's Advocate isn't only good, it's FANTASTIC

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 18/3/2006 8:33:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: filmliefhebber

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ORIGINAL: kumar

i think devils advocate is good!


Devil's Advocate isn't only good, it's FANTASTIC


well yea, i thinks its ace, was just in defence. it really is impressive

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 19/3/2006 12:51:57 PM   
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Has anyone mentioned Pretty Woman, yet?

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 19/3/2006 8:45:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: adamdavidsmith

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ORIGINAL: kumar

i think devils advocate is good!


no it aint


Take that back. Take it back!!!

 I love The Devil's Advocate; come on, Al Pacino as the devil, best casting since Jack Nicholson played him in The Witches of Eastwick!!

And in terms of early Tom Cruise films, Legend is good, and who doesn't enjoy the overt homosexual imagery of Top Gun? Possibly the gayest film ever. More gay than Priscilla: Queen of the Desert.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 19/3/2006 8:51:29 PM   
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Has anyone mentioned Jingle all the Way. Becuase surely that has to be it. Poorly not justified in the Top 100 worst votes (due to people forgetting about it), this horrific film deserves a place in every bin in the world.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 20/3/2006 3:00:59 PM   
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Not sure what is the worst. I have tried hard to avoid them. But.... since March 2002, Ive rated every film Ive seen. The bottom rating is 'POOR'. There are very few over the 4 years thankfully, here they are:

Last Orders
Black Hawk Down
Minority Report
Sunshine State
Lighthouse
29 Palms
Anger Management
Vanilla Sky
XXX
Fast & Furious
Matrix Revolutions
Bruce Almighty
The English Patient
29 Grams
Land Girls
The Grudge

LOTR ? More bland than bad IMO. I checked & these came out as ‘Average’ (which is better than I remember actually).  

XXX I remember as particularly poor, but all these movies represent about 32 hours of utterly wasted personal life.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 20/3/2006 3:13:33 PM   
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The Wicker Man.

Worst load of droll I have ever had the misfortune to watch.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 26/3/2006 10:30:36 PM   
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Dungeons and Dragons made me want to end my own life.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 13/4/2006 12:45:43 PM   
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the worse film for me with out a doubt is a film called blue lagoon. i belive this film was made as a mind tatic by the germans to make everyone suffer from depression

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 27/4/2006 8:24:38 PM   
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What the hell was up with 'Eyes wide shut'?

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 27/4/2006 9:49:19 PM   
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I recently watched The Rocky Horror Picture Show for the first time.... biggest load of bull ive ever seen!

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 29/4/2006 9:01:28 AM   
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2000 or somethin. The one with Matthew McConaughey and Dennis Hopper. And Also either Resse Witherspoon or Renee Zellwegger, tho I think its the latter. The reason I dont know is ive been trying to banish it from memory. Also check out obscure 80's horror "masterpiece" The Refrigirator, which features a refrigirator that is a portal to hell, an S&M plumber and various kitchen appliances going mental and eating people

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 29/4/2006 10:57:49 AM   
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DUNGEONS & DRAGONS
THE MINION
SPAWN
STREET FIGHTER
VAN HELSING
THE PUNISHER
BATMAN & ROBIN
DICK TRACY
THE 6TH DAY
CHARLIE'S ANGELS
DNA
SKEETER
CABIN FEVER

... man, I get depressed just listing all the crap-fests I've sat through...

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 30/4/2006 11:34:35 AM   
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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 30/4/2006 12:40:54 PM   
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Leprechaun and Blair Witch.....first time of watching both I laughed hysterically...second time round I felt like stabbing somebody.

Probably get flamed for this but Prizzi's Honour...a few good moments but I really did not like it.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 30/4/2006 7:16:00 PM   
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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 1/5/2006 9:46:18 AM   
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I have to go with any shitty straight to video sequel, that has none of the original cast in.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 2/5/2006 5:33:28 PM   
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Has anyone mentioned Pretty Woman, yet?

Don't think so but good call! I loved it when I was a teen, now older and wiser, my god can movies get any suckier?!?! In a word "No!"

Also on my Pile of Bile list goes:
Love, Honour and Obey
Both Tomb Raiders
The Astronauts Wife (I love you Johnny but that was shit!)
Any comedy starring Arnie
And looking into my crystal ball, anything that Daniel Radcliffe might be in, in the future that isn't Harry Potter!!!
Ta da!!

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 2/5/2006 11:29:34 PM   
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Lord of the Rings: Two Towers

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 2/5/2006 11:38:56 PM   
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Lord of the Rings: Two Towers

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The worst film ever made, or simply the film you hate the most?

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