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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 24/1/2006 5:51:42 PM   
The Don


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ther is millions of shite about! recently tho there is brokeback moutain or bendova moutain! its just shite..and cry wolf loadsa bollocks, but there is cat woman titanic king kong remake loads.

And why exactly do you consider Brokeback Mountain to be shite?

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 27/1/2006 8:03:23 AM   
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topsy turvy!

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 28/1/2006 12:08:00 AM   
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ok, well the worst movies i've seen would have to be, lake placid (I cant believe i actually paid 2 watch that!), Freddie got fingered and the very last Halloween movie (I cant remember what the full title was), i dont know how titanic or lord of the rings could be the worst made, even if you don't like them they are NOT bad movies.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 29/1/2006 9:14:31 AM   
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Highlander II gets the vote for me. Or anything starring Jean Claude Van Bollocks

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 29/1/2006 12:29:39 PM   
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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 29/1/2006 12:47:02 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: The Don

quote:

ORIGINAL: Maverick06

regardless saying wheather he likes them or not,  no one with even some movie knoweldge knows that the film  wasnt the worst made. it was very well made with alot of  effort!!!!!!!! Theres a diff between worst film ever made and worst film ever.

Oh, there's a difference between worst film ever made and worst film ever. I didn't know that. You learn something new every day.



Surely the difference is that one of them never got given a production budget and sits locked and hidden away in a dungeon somewhere. Ready to be used as a Weapon of Masss Destruction. AKA Batman and Robin the extended edition.


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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 29/1/2006 2:04:17 PM   
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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 29/1/2006 3:51:41 PM   
The Don


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quote:

ORIGINAL: cakeordeath

quote:

ORIGINAL: The Don

quote:

ORIGINAL: Maverick06

regardless saying wheather he likes them or not,  no one with even some movie knoweldge knows that the film  wasnt the worst made. it was very well made with alot of  effort!!!!!!!! Theres a diff between worst film ever made and worst film ever.

Oh, there's a difference between worst film ever made and worst film ever. I didn't know that. You learn something new every day.

Surely the difference is that one of them never got given a production budget and sits locked and hidden away in a dungeon somewhere. Ready to be used as a Weapon of Masss Destruction. AKA Batman and Robin the extended edition.


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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 30/1/2006 4:48:01 PM   
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ther r loadsa crappy movies knockin about, one of my most hated is swat.its cinematic vomit. i have to get up early in the mornin jus to have enough time to hate that movie.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 30/1/2006 4:50:38 PM   
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o wait i 4got jason X, that makes me pretty angry 2. 

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 30/1/2006 8:35:02 PM   
jeanne


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I know that this has been said many, many, many times before but
Gigli!!!!
I was bored out of my witts!! Terrible cast, script and the hole idea!!!

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 30/1/2006 8:41:04 PM   
~Angel~


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BAD???? You cleary don't know what a bad film is!
Try Alexander, Troy, Kingdom of Heaven.... do i really have to continue!

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 30/1/2006 9:07:44 PM   
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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 31/1/2006 11:49:28 AM   
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y does evy1 on here h8 lotr? nd does any1 else think that the fly was cool but had a really shit nd inconclusive ending?

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 31/1/2006 11:51:53 AM   
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ORIGINAL: blondie123

y does evy1 on here h8 lotr? nd does any1 else think that the fly was cool but had a really shit nd inconclusive ending?

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 31/1/2006 12:06:21 PM   
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I with the Don on this. Why can't people actually learn to type! You are not using a phone you are using a keyboard which has been constructed and arranged in a way to make typing as comfortable and quick as possible.

are you really to lazy to put an a before nd?


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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 31/1/2006 12:07:41 PM   
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quote:

y does evy1 on here h8 lotr? nd does any1 else think that the fly was cool but had a really shit nd inconclusive ending?


Is that binary or something, cause it sure isn't English

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 31/1/2006 2:43:02 PM   
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Undefeatable starring Cynthia Rothrock is pretty close to being the worst film ever.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 31/1/2006 8:05:17 PM   
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Has no one seen Congo without a doubt the worst film ever! With Street Fighter (Jean Claude Van Damme, always a sign of quality!) a close second

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 1/2/2006 9:59:42 AM   
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I think anything with Hilary Duff should be removed from history simply because they offend me. In saying that, the worst film I think I ever saw was Shall we dance? Dear God no. Please, just NO. Also Harrison Ford may be an old fart, because well, he is old, but he has the great fortune of playing both Han Solo AND Indiana Jones AND Jack Ryan. Plus he's a multi-millionaire. So I wouldn't say no...

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 1/2/2006 10:02:14 AM   
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Good God Congo was so rubbish. I mean what was that with the talking gorilla but it didn't really talk....waste of time. Time I will never get back in my life. I do have to say that I felt obliged to like Street Fighter simply because I loved the game so much when I was a kid but I saw it a few weeks ago and yeah it's just shite.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 2/2/2006 1:38:04 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: blondie123

y does evy1 on here h8 lotr? nd does any1 else think that the fly was cool but had a really shit nd inconclusive ending?


At the risk of encouraging more of this lazy text-typing, what exactly was inconclusive about the end of The Fly?

*SPOILERS*
If you mean the original Vincent Price one - the Fly-head/human body gets squashed in a press, while the human head/fly body get suqashed by Mr Price.
And if you're talking about the (superior IMO) Cronenberg remake, he got his bleeding head blown off. I would say that's pretty fucking conclusive!
*END SPOILERS*
Or am I taking this too seriously? Is the blonde123 username a hint here?

Anyway, the worst movie (again IMO) isVan 'bloody' Helsing!

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 2/2/2006 2:16:11 PM   
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Without going into the realms of B-movies or the bottom shelvers, the movie that I have to consider as the worse is GODZILLA. It was the only film I have ever walked out of. That's how bad I thought it was.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 2/2/2006 6:38:48 PM   
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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 5/2/2006 8:20:36 PM   
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Underworld.best thing about it was kate beckinsale.





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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 5/2/2006 8:44:36 PM   
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Spawn, Timeline and more recently Paycheck   I borrowed it off a friend so didn't waste money renting it!

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 6/2/2006 1:16:55 PM   
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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 6/2/2006 1:21:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Brundlesflies

Anyway, the worst movie (again IMO) isVan 'bloody' Helsing!


I didn't think Van Helsing was that bad. The premise and some of the set designs are enough to render it superior to, say, Shark Tale (Which I loath).

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 6/2/2006 1:33:13 PM   
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Batman & Robin
The Avengers
Revenge of the Sith

Plus I saw a ridiculously stupid disaster movie on Sky the other day called. Killer Flood. That was just awful awful awful. 

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 7/2/2006 10:21:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Rebel scum

I didn't think Van Helsing was that bad. The premise and some of the set designs are enough to render it superior to, say, Shark Tale (Which I loath).


I think that's why I hated it so much. It did have a good premise and pretty good sets etc, and I was actually looking forward to it. But the whole thing degenerated into such a CGI wank-fest all character & plot went out of the window. I feel worse towards films which promise to be good and then turn out crap than to those that just look rubbish from the off.

I must agree with you though, Shark Tale is also bloody shite.

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