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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 18/4/2012 3:04:48 PM

Harry Tuttle

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Anyone seen Tentacles ? Essentially Jaws, but with a giant octopus, and, er, not quite as good. Most shots of the titular creature are just of a normal octopus doing nothing. There's one shot using a miniature boat that is really badly done, and one half-decent one with some rubber tentacles and an actor. At the end they send a couple of trained killer-whales to kill the octopus. This scene is achieved with the use of killer-whale glove puppets tearing apart a real dead octopus. It is entertainingly bad.

That sounds awesome.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 21/6/2012 9:29:35 PM

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anchorman.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 14/7/2012 12:50:36 AM

Nihilism in the UK

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Strange that this thread would be in the favourite movies forum, but whatever.

My worst films are:

Zodiac.
Transformers 2.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 14/7/2012 4:41:45 AM

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White Chicks is reprehensible garbage.

This stinker is an affront to movies and mankind.

Absolutely!
Also insulting to the intelligence of anyone unfortunate enough to have suffered through it and racist to boot!

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 14/7/2012 4:46:57 AM

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1. Happy Go Lucky (2008)
Even the films poster makes you want to physically harm the lead 'dopey' character ie look,tell me this isnt a face you'll like to harm: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/Happy_go_lucky.jpg

I have to admit i have "cough", other "thoughts" when i look at that picture!

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 14/7/2012 5:08:46 AM

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The worst ten films I've seen since I started taking ratings a bit more seriously are:
10. One-Eyed Monster (2008)
9. Elephant White (2011)
8. Smash Cut (2009)
7. Mongolian Death Worm (2010)
6. Jack & Jill (2011)
5. Cyclops (2008)
4. Adam & Steve (2005)
3. The Lost Treasure of the Grand Canyon (2008)
2. Zyzzyx Rd (2006)
1. Rise of the Scarecrows (2009)

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 14/7/2012 5:22:02 AM

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Depending on my mood, the worst film I've ever seen alternates between:

Rise of the Footsoldier
The Alien Dead &
Freddie Got Fingered.

The worst 'big' movie has to be Batman & Robin.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 14/7/2012 6:44:34 AM

Timbzy

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Freddy Got Fingered is hilarious.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 14/7/2012 11:18:26 AM

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ORIGINAL: Nihilism in the UK

Strange that this thread would be in the favourite movies forum, but whatever.

My worst films are:

Zodiac.

Transformers 2.

Is that the David Fincher movie? And not the 'other' one? If so, I think Fincher's Zodiac is a masterpiece. Absolutely brillliant, with top notch performances all round, especially Robert Downey Jr. The film is beautifully filmed and at times you feel like you're in the 70's. One of Fincher's best film's and definitely his best since Fight Club.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 14/7/2012 11:20:10 AM

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anchorman.

Seriously? Anchorman is fucking brilliant!

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 14/7/2012 12:47:58 PM

Spectator of Suicide

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Probably Rubber about a killer er...tyre.

Streamed off Lovefilm.

And Monsters...maybe not the worst film ever made but what a bore.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 14/7/2012 2:02:39 PM

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Probably Rubber about a killer er...tyre. Streamed off Lovefilm.

I thought the first ten minutes were kind of amusing, but after that

To paraphrase Blackadder, the movie was like a broken pencil.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 14/7/2012 3:45:24 PM

Timbzy

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And Monsters...maybe not the worst film ever made but what a bore.

One of my fav films of 2010.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 14/7/2012 5:26:56 PM

rich

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A quick "Worse Ever" list off the time of my head

Wolverine
Big Momma's House
10,000 BC
God of Gamblers 2
Ultraviolet
Transformers 2-3

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 14/7/2012 6:46:07 PM

Nexus Wookie

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ORIGINAL: rich

A quick "Worse Ever" list off the time of my head

Wolverine
Big Momma's House
10,000 BC
God of Gamblers 2
Ultraviolet
Transformers 2-3

I felt really let down by 10,000 BC, I decided to see it on the favourable review by EMPIRE, suffice to say I was very disappointed after watching it.

And Wolverine; my god. Just thinking about this film gives me a fucking headache. An utter shamble of a film.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 15/7/2012 7:15:16 PM

Toast

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The worst film I've ever paid to see is Transformers 2. There are of course worse films, but the fact that I paid to see that massive turd still gets the bile bubbling at the back of my throat.

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Probably Rubber about a killer er...tyre. Streamed off Lovefilm.

I love that film!

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 15/7/2012 8:38:20 PM

moviebuff73

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it's will ferrel, he doesn't make brilliant movies. (with the exception of stepbrothers)

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 15/7/2012 9:07:05 PM

homersimpson_esq

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A few films spring to mind.

Beowulf.
Speed Racer.
Ninja Assassin.
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 16/7/2012 1:09:30 AM

Whistler

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A few films spring to mind.

Beowulf.
Speed Racer.
Ninja Assassin.
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close.

Still can't believe that got an Oscar nod over Drive and Melancholia.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 16/7/2012 2:44:02 AM

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ORIGINAL: Whistler

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ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

A few films spring to mind.

Beowulf.
Speed Racer.
Ninja Assassin.
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close.

Still can't believe that got an Oscar nod over Drive and Melancholia.

What do you expect? Its a nice touchy feely film about 9/11 with Tom Hanks, of course the Academy were going to give it the obligatory nod over better films, that's what they do nowadays. Fuck the oscars basically.

My worst films are...

Street Fighter
Super Mario Bros.
Final Destination 3
Transformers 2
The Omen IV
Anything with Adam Sandler or the Wayans brothers.

Who's willing to bet at somepoint somebody puts Prometheus in this thread?

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 16/7/2012 2:50:48 AM

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Who's willing to bet at somepoint somebody puts Prometheus in this thread?

Give it time.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 16/7/2012 9:09:28 AM

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1. Mission: Impossible 2
2. Bad Boys 2
3. Death Proof
4. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
5. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
6. The Rock
7. Armageddon

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 16/7/2012 11:36:40 AM

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Anyone seen Rugsuckers from Mars? Kermode says it definitively is the worst film ever.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 16/7/2012 9:24:33 PM

homersimpson_esq

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ORIGINAL: Spaldron

Final Destination 3

Did you mean The Final Destination? The third one was good. I've not seen the fifth one, but I really like the first three. Really need to give them a rewatch actually.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 17/7/2012 1:54:50 PM

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ORIGINAL: Biggus

1. Mission: Impossible 2
2. Bad Boys 2
3. Death Proof
4. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
5. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
6. The Rock
7. Armageddon

Really ?. So Date Movie is a better film ?.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 17/7/2012 2:35:07 PM

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I don't know if it's the worst film ever made but I saw Stallone's Cobra last Sunday and it is a pretty poor stuff. I don't know what it is with Stallone and casting himself as the hero who is really a muttering fascist dickhead. See the last Rambo flick for further evidence of this.

Aside from that, I tend to push bad films out of my mind and concentrate on the good stuff. I would be hard pressed to compile a top 10 worst ever list.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 17/7/2012 3:11:50 PM

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Anyone seen Rugsuckers from Mars? Kermode says it definitively is the worst film ever.

It's actually called Over-Sexed Rugsuckers From Mars but I understand why the good Doctor shortens the name. It has a scene where a vacuum cleaner rape a woman you can see clips online.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 17/7/2012 3:36:54 PM

st3veebee

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ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

quote:

ORIGINAL: st3veebee

Anyone seen Rugsuckers from Mars? Kermode says it definitively is the worst film ever.

It's actually called Over-Sexed Rugsuckers From Mars but I understand why the good Doctor shortens the name. It has a scene where a vacuum cleaner rape a woman you can see clips online.

Sounds....interesting.

How do you define the worst film though?

-Is it the one that made you the most disgusted at its very existence because of a certain theme, scene or moment?= Irreversible/ Transformers 2/ Cannibal Holocaust

-Is it a film that is so bad it baffles the mind at how it could ever have been created?(so bad it's good can result of this) = Plan 9 from Outer Space/ Trolls 2

-Or a film that has a premise/plot/sequence/duration is so bad you are instantly bored as it cannot provoke any reaction in anyway at all? = Blue/Empire/The Cure for Insomnia etc

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 17/7/2012 6:48:34 PM

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ORIGINAL: MonsterCat

I don't know if it's the worst film ever made but I saw Stallone's Cobra last Sunday and it is a pretty poor stuff. I don't know what it is with Stallone and casting himself as the hero who is really a muttering fascist dickhead. See the last Rambo flick for further evidence of this.

Aside from that, I tend to push bad films out of my mind and concentrate on the good stuff. I would be hard pressed to compile a top 10 worst ever list.

Good thing Snake Eyes has departed these boards, hed have strong words for you!

While im on the subject, Cobra is indeed a terrible film.But i enjoy it in a so bad its good way.I always get a good laugh at Briggette Nielsens wig and Stallone trying to be Dirty Harry.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 17/7/2012 6:49:23 PM

Spaldron

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ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

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ORIGINAL: Spaldron

Final Destination 3

Did you mean The Final Destination? The third one was good. I've not seen the fifth one, but I really like the first three. Really need to give them a rewatch actually.

The one with the rollercoaster. Fucking dreadful film.

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