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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 13/3/2012 7:19:26 PM

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Scarface is a good film, but it's about how if a man is a massive twat, he will remain a massive twat even if he obtains enough cocaine to construct a small igloo. The problem is the fans that think it's awesome because being a gangsta is awesome.

And a lot of people (who I know anyway) only watch it or remember it for that line.

(had to find an excuse to use this at some point)

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 13/3/2012 7:39:08 PM

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 13/3/2012 8:56:14 PM

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6 years & 15 pages...no one on this thread mentions this?

Yet again, a thread that fails to live up to its title as far too many people have confused "the worst films made ever in the history of film" with "films I just didn't like."

And to the guy who proclaimed Blade Runner the worst film ever made, you shouldn't be allowed out of your house - never mind allowed in a cinema...

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 14/3/2012 12:23:30 AM

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ORIGINAL: Qwerty Norris

6 years & 15 pages...no one on this thread mentions this?

Yet again, a thread that fails to live up to its title as far too many people have confused "the worst films made ever in the history of film" with "films I just didn't like."

And to the guy who proclaimed Blade Runner the worst film ever made, you shouldn't be allowed out of your house - never mind allowed in a cinema...

Is that actually the poster? Quite possibly the worst photoshopping I've ever seen.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 14/3/2012 6:45:52 AM

Qwerty Norris

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Whistler

quote:

ORIGINAL: Qwerty Norris

6 years & 15 pages...no one on this thread mentions this?

Yet again, a thread that fails to live up to its title as far too many people have confused "the worst films made ever in the history of film" with "films I just didn't like."

And to the guy who proclaimed Blade Runner the worst film ever made, you shouldn't be allowed out of your house - never mind allowed in a cinema...

Is that actually the poster? Quite possibly the worst photoshopping I've ever seen.

Not sure, technically it's this one coming up that's the official one - yet it doesn't quite capture how devastating the love triangle is for Johnny.

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2. No
3. In The Fog
4. Good Vibrations
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6. Beyond the Hills
7. The Place Beyond the Pines
8. Wreck-it Ralph
9. Shell
10. In The House

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 14/3/2012 5:18:30 PM

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The Room is incredible

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 15/3/2012 1:49:06 PM

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Yeah, no way does the Room belong on this list.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 15/3/2012 2:16:11 PM

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Me And You And Everyone We Know.
I'm not even gona bother explaining why, it's still too painful.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 15/3/2012 2:34:03 PM

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Me And You And Everyone We Know.
I'm not even gona bother explaining why, it's still too painful.

So excited for The Future then?

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 15/3/2012 3:38:43 PM

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ORIGINAL: Rgirvan44

Yeah, no way does the Room belong on this list.

But I thought the point of this thread was to celebrate the worst films of all time?

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 15/3/2012 3:56:10 PM

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I honestly think that Pirates of the Caribbean 3 is one of the worst films ever.

So much money put into it, good cast, great location, easy peasy idea to make fun, good characters. Surely it would be easy to make a stupid fun film?

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 15/3/2012 4:21:42 PM

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I honestly think that Pirates of the Caribbean 3 is one of the worst films ever.

So much money put into it, good cast, great location, easy peasy idea to make fun, good characters. Surely it would be easy to make a stupid fun film?

Its baffling at how they could fuck up so much with all that money and talent* at their disposal.

*By talent that doesn't include Ikea Knightly and Orlundo Bland.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 15/3/2012 4:22:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: Qwerty Norris

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ORIGINAL: Rgirvan44

Yeah, no way does the Room belong on this list.

But I thought the point of this thread was to celebrate the worst films of all time?

I'm sorry to say I've never seen The Room but I sooooo want to just to see if its really that terrible.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 15/3/2012 4:30:46 PM

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The Last Airbender has to be worthy of consideration surely?

Complete and utter arse.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 15/3/2012 4:43:16 PM

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ORIGINAL: Spaldron

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ORIGINAL: Qwerty Norris

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ORIGINAL: Rgirvan44

Yeah, no way does the Room belong on this list.

But I thought the point of this thread was to celebrate the worst films of all time?

I'm sorry to say I've never seen The Room but I sooooo want to just to see if its really that terrible.

Me too actually. The first poster alone surely makes it a contender.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 15/3/2012 6:13:49 PM

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ORIGINAL: Spaldron

quote:

ORIGINAL: st3veebee

I honestly think that Pirates of the Caribbean 3 is one of the worst films ever.

So much money put into it, good cast, great location, easy peasy idea to make fun, good characters. Surely it would be easy to make a stupid fun film?

Its baffling at how they could fuck up so much with all that money and talent* at their disposal.

*By talent that doesn't include Ikea Knightly and Orlundo Bland.

It was that bad I couldn't even finish it either time I tried to watch it....

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 15/3/2012 6:18:48 PM

Qwerty Norris

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ORIGINAL: Rob

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ORIGINAL: Spaldron

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ORIGINAL: Qwerty Norris

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ORIGINAL: Rgirvan44

Yeah, no way does the Room belong on this list.

But I thought the point of this thread was to celebrate the worst films of all time?

I'm sorry to say I've never seen The Room but I sooooo want to just to see if its really that terrible.

Me too actually. The first poster alone surely makes it a contender.

Well when the pair of you eventually get round to it, you'll be in for a treat!

Spaldron - noticed you're Edinburgh based. Keep an eye on the listings at the Cameo as they've showed quite a few late night screenings of it over the past couple of years. I'm sure it was on during last years Fringe as well (in the programme it was listed in the comedy category

).

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8. Wreck-it Ralph
9. Shell
10. In The House

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 15/3/2012 6:31:48 PM

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I vaguely remember there being a showing of it, which I sadly couldn't get to.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 16/3/2012 7:45:28 PM

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Me And You And Everyone We Know.
I'm not even gona bother explaining why, it's still too painful.

So excited for The Future then?

Funnily enough, when that came out and got decent-ish reviews I thought maybe I'd give her another chance. Then I read a plot description which mentioned a couple looking after a stray cat called Paw Paw and I put such silly thoughts from my mind. I don't intend to go through that hell again.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 16/3/2012 7:54:39 PM

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ORIGINAL: Qwerty Norris

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ORIGINAL: Rob

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ORIGINAL: Spaldron

quote:

ORIGINAL: Qwerty Norris

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rgirvan44

Yeah, no way does the Room belong on this list.

But I thought the point of this thread was to celebrate the worst films of all time?

I'm sorry to say I've never seen The Room but I sooooo want to just to see if its really that terrible.

Me too actually. The first poster alone surely makes it a contender.

Well when the pair of you eventually get round to it, you'll be in for a treat!

Spaldron - noticed you're Edinburgh based. Keep an eye on the listings at the Cameo as they've showed quite a few late night screenings of it over the past couple of years. I'm sure it was on during last years Fringe as well (in the programme it was listed in the comedy category).

Oh the Room is bad,so..so bad.
And its not a 'so bad its good' type movie,its just awfull in every conceivable way.
The clips on Youtube actaully make the film out to be a cult (rubbish) classic,but it really shouldnt be.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 17/3/2012 2:09:01 AM

Rgirvan44

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The Room is incredible - the man is laying his heart out on the line!

When I have so much fun with it, I cannot with an honest heart put it in the worst film of all time box. It has an insanity to it which draws you in.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 17/3/2012 4:19:32 AM

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The Room is a bad movie. It's badly written and directed and has some of the worst acting ever to be filmed. Seriously. If you look at it that way, then it is one of the wost films ever made.

I understand why people love it, though, it's as batshit insane as it's leading man......

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 7/4/2012 3:13:00 PM

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I think the worst film ever made is...
Indiana Jones and The Lost Ark

This is the first time I've actually read the first post on this thread. I wish I hadn't.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 11/4/2012 8:31:00 PM

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I�m sorry to say that I�ve watched a lot bad movies but the film I really dislike is Titanic.Not that it`s poorly made or anything like that.It just so fucking boring in every way and now it`s back on 3D

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 11/4/2012 9:37:41 PM

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ORIGINAL: Whistler

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ORIGINAL: drippie929

I think the worst film ever made is...
Indiana Jones and The Lost Ark

This is the first time I've actually read the first post on this thread. I wish I hadn't.

It's fine, just tell yourself there is no such film as Indiana Jones and the Lost Ark....

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 11/4/2012 10:12:58 PM

Whistler

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ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

quote:

ORIGINAL: Whistler

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ORIGINAL: drippie929

I think the worst film ever made is...
Indiana Jones and The Lost Ark

This is the first time I've actually read the first post on this thread. I wish I hadn't.

It's fine, just tell yourself there is no such film as Indiana Jones and the Lost Ark....

You make a good point. What was I getting so upset about?

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 11/4/2012 10:27:47 PM

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How bout Howling VII?? Certainly has just about the worst werewolf transformation ever!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLeFy5qPm8g

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 12/4/2012 12:27:56 AM

Spaldron

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How bout Howling VII?? Certainly has just about the worst werewolf transformation ever!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLeFy5qPm8g

Not only the worst werewolf transformation, but the worst werewolf ever too!

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 12/4/2012 11:47:32 AM

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ORIGINAL: Sutty

How bout Howling VII?? Certainly has just about the worst werewolf transformation ever!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLeFy5qPm8g

Not only the worst werewolf transformation, but the worst werewolf ever too!

I just had to check IMDB to make sure the guy in the suit with the gun wasn't David Carradine.

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RE: Worst Films Made Ever In The History Of Film - 13/4/2012 7:11:38 PM

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Anyone seen Tentacles ? Essentially Jaws, but with a giant octopus, and, er, not quite as good. Most shots of the titular creature are just of a normal octopus doing nothing. There's one shot using a miniature boat that is really badly done, and one half-decent one with some rubber tentacles and an actor. At the end they send a couple of trained killer-whales to kill the octopus. This scene is achieved with the use of killer-whale glove puppets tearing apart a real dead octopus. It is entertainingly bad.

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