Vito_Andolini
Posts: 722
Joined: 5/10/2005 From: John McClane's Vest Closet
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Ok, first things first. Eagle Eye is RIDICULOUS!! And not in a good way either... From the first few seconds you realise that enjoying this film will require a major suspension of disbelief. Which is fine for the first 20 minutes or so, as the premise is admittedly interesting and the OTT action scenes blitz your senses enough to paper over the cracks in the plot. Unfortunately it doesn't take long before those cracks erode into vast canyons, and it's not so much paper that's required as 300,000 tonnes of Polyfila. There are three major gripes I have. Characters change attitudes at the drop of a hat based on some seemingly random and unconnected bits of intelligence. All of the coincidences in the plot are just far too crazy to take even forgiving the nature of the film. And the big reveal. I have NEVER watched a film shit all over it's premise as badly as Eagle Eye does. Firstly, the drawing back of the curtain to reveal the wizard is so ham-fisted you think D. J. Caruso is just taking the piss and there's more to come later. Then it slowly dawns on you that unfortunately it really is the device he's using. Secondly, the idea used in the reveal has been realised in infinitely more effective ways in countless other films. All of which are better than this. I quite liked Caruso's other LaBoeuf vehicle, Disturbia. Although he ripped-off Rear Window it was tense and offered a nicely-handled modern take on Hitchcock's classic. Obviously Caruso decided that plundering the ideas of other films is a profitable enterprise, but there's a difference between plagiarising one film made 50 years ago and rehashing ideas from several productions, three of which were made within the last decade or so. Chuck in yet another message of how the War on Terror is resulting in the civil liberties of innocent folk being violated, and Michelle Monaghan utterly wasted as the token 'worried mother' and you have a mess of a film. Thankfully Shia LaBoeuf's everyman-boy shtick isn't wearing thin yet, and he and Billy Bob Thornton are the only plus points.
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