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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 3:54:18 PM   
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With my plumbing problems, there's always a distinct possibility that that might result in an injury anyway.


I hope you mean the plumbing of the house. Otherwise I'm not going to be able to eat tonight.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 3:54:57 PM   
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 Sadly, I don't.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 4:00:47 PM   
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 You ever think part of the problem is you're eating pounds of chocolate that you've hardened to the extent you can no longer even cut it properly?

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 4:11:54 PM   
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 Well, yeah.

But chocolate tastes better after being in the fridge, innit.


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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 4:13:19 PM   
Sway


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Well, yeah.

But chocolate tastes better after being in the fridge, innit.



Now.... We've already had a chat about this.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 4:18:20 PM   
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All near-injuries aside, I'm standing by my assertion.


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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 4:18:59 PM   
Sway


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All near-injuries aside, I'm standing by my ass.



And therein lies the problem.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 4:23:57 PM   
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Well, yeah.

But chocolate tastes better after being in the fridge, innit.



It doesn't. It really really doesn't. Chocolate tastes better slightly melted.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 4:25:54 PM   
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But chocolate tastes better after being in the fridge, innit.


Amen! I go one further and keep my chocolate in the freezer

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 4:30:09 PM   
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All near-injuries aside, I'm standing by my ass.



And therein lies the problem.


Well played.



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Well, yeah.

But chocolate tastes better after being in the fridge, innit.



It doesn't. It really really doesn't. Chocolate tastes better slightly melted.


Heathen. Hobbsy speaks the truth.


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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 4:32:31 PM   
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Well, yeah.

But chocolate tastes better after being in the fridge, innit.



It doesn't. It really really doesn't. Chocolate tastes better slightly melted.


Heathen. Hobbsy speaks the truth.


Believe..

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It doesn't. It really really doesn't. Chocolate tastes better slightly melted.



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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 4:32:43 PM   
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But chocolate tastes better after being in the fridge, innit.


Amen! I go one further and keep my chocolate in the freezer


How many teeth have you snapped off trying to eat a frozen Crunchie?

Surely all this cold chocolate would defeat the purpose of a flake.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 4:33:36 PM   
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It doesn't. It really really doesn't. Chocolate tastes better slightly melted.




Get some Hershey Kisses and melt them slightly in the Microwave, you'll be won over.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 4:34:23 PM   
Sway


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 You totally demolish the flavour of the actual chocolate by making it so cold!

Same applies to food with that's super hot - I mean with chilli or spices. I don't mind it in moderation if it adds to the flavour, but it gets to a certain point where all it does is obliterate the flavour.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 4:38:55 PM   
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You totally demolish the flavour of the actual chocolate by making it so cold!


Dairy Milk Chocolate buttons taste just as good There are certain things that are fridge worthy only but as long as it is cold....

The joy of breaking an Easter Egg after it has been in the freezer is awesome

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 4:39:03 PM   
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 I would agree with you on the spices thing. I've done a vindaloo a couple of times, but I'll never go for one again because it is nothing but heat and just becomes unpleasant.

I will fight for my right to a cold Mars Bar till the day I die, however.


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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 4:43:33 PM   
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 You're all wrong, room temperature is the only way forward. There's a reason why chocolate isn't kept in the fridges at the supermarket.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 4:43:57 PM   
Sway


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I would agree with you on the spices thing. I've done a vindaloo a couple of times, but I'll never go for one again because it is nothing but heat and just becomes unpleasant.

I will fight for my right to a cold Mars Bar till the day I die, however.



Nobody is going to take away your right to that, pal.

But you are one wrong, sick and twisted individual.



And with regards to the chocolate thing, you need help.



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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 4:52:33 PM   
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You're all wrong, room temperature is the only way forward. There's a reason why chocolate isn't kept in the fridges at the supermarket.


This is a normal thing. Anything that deviates is weird.

Cold chocolate? And worse, frozen chocolate? The world's gone mad....

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 4:53:32 PM   
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 I'm going to block Matty for being weird. Weirdo.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 4:57:09 PM   
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You're all wrong, room temperature is the only way forward. There's a reason why chocolate isn't kept in the fridges at the supermarket.


I am so going on Dragon's Den with Frocolate. Its like chocolate, but frozen

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 5:01:13 PM   
Olaf


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You're all wrong, room temperature is the only way forward. There's a reason why chocolate isn't kept in the fridges at the supermarket.


I am so going on Dragon's Den with Frocolate. Its like chocolate, but frozen


You can break it into little chunks and use them like chocolatey ice cubes that slowly turn every drink into some variation on cocoa. Genius.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 5:22:38 PM   
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It doesn't. It really really doesn't. Chocolate tastes better slightly melted.




Get some Hershey Kisses and melt them slightly in the Microwave, you'll be won over.


Yes, enjoy that special Hershey's flavour by scoffing chocolate that tastes like it's been barfed up by someone who had chili for lunch

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 5:34:03 PM   
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I'm going to block Matty for being weird. Weirdo.




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I would agree with you on the spices thing. I've done a vindaloo a couple of times, but I'll never go for one again because it is nothing but heat and just becomes unpleasant.

I will fight for my right to a cold Mars Bar till the day I die, however.



Nobody is going to take away your right to that, pal.

But you are one wrong, sick and twisted individual.



And with regards to the chocolate thing, you need help.




I re-read that a few times looking for some kind of edit.


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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 5:37:40 PM   
Sway


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ORIGINAL: matty_b

I would agree with you on the spices thing. I've done a vindaloo a couple of times, but I'll never go for one again because it is nothing but heat and just becomes unpleasant.

I will fight for my right to a cold Mars Bar till the day I die, however.



Nobody is going to take away your right to that, pal.

But you are one wrong, sick and twisted individual.



And with regards to the chocolate thing, you need help.




I re-read that a few times looking for some kind of edit.




And then you suddenly remembered that you're a sick and twisted individual?

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 5:41:34 PM   
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 Er....yes. Yes, I did.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 5:45:03 PM   
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It doesn't. It really really doesn't. Chocolate tastes better slightly melted.




Get some Hershey Kisses and melt them slightly in the Microwave, you'll be won over.


Yes, enjoy that special Hershey's flavour by scoffing chocolate that tastes like it's been barfed up by someone who had chili for lunch



You only melt it slightly, it keeps its shape.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 6:39:52 PM   
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I would agree with you on the spices thing. I've done a vindaloo a couple of times, but I'll never go for one again because it is nothing but heat and just becomes unpleasant.

I will fight for my right to a cold Mars Bar till the day I die, however.



*slaps Matty*

No the only good chocolate to freeze is a Milky Bar or a Double decker.

Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeaaakkk



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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 7:34:05 PM   
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 Whoa, whoa, WHOA.

Can I just say I never said 'frozen'. I merely specified 'cold.'

And now that my face has been slapped, I need something from the fridge to put on it.

OH WHATEVER COULD I USE


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RE: What's made you smile today? - 29/1/2013 7:43:25 PM   
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I will fight for my right to a cold Mars Bar till the day I die, however.



I think that was a song in Les Mis.

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