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RE: What's made you smile today? - 1/5/2012 1:57:28 PM   
Chief


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Being given a tray of Krispy Kreme doughnuts free of charge. Size fat, here I come.


Have you not seen Old School?

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 1/5/2012 1:59:02 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Chief


quote:

ORIGINAL: superdan

Being given a tray of Krispy Kreme doughnuts free of charge. Size fat, here I come.


Have you not seen Old School?


I have, but I don't get the reference (it's been a while since I watched it).

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 1/5/2012 2:24:43 PM   
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 Managing to get through the MOT despite a couple of potential automatic fails  - now where's the nearest baguette shop, I feel the need for some anarchy!

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 1/5/2012 2:38:51 PM   
Chief


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quote:

ORIGINAL: superdan


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chief


quote:

ORIGINAL: superdan

Being given a tray of Krispy Kreme doughnuts free of charge. Size fat, here I come.


Have you not seen Old School?


I have, but I don't get the reference (it's been a while since I watched it).


Forget it, I was thinking of Van Wilder!

Sometimes I just fail so hard.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 1/5/2012 4:11:36 PM   
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 As another hard day at the office draws to a close, the realisation that there are only 2 more to go before I'm off to Liverpool to meet up with some buds for a long weekend of drunken debauchery at the Liverpool Tattoo Convention has brought a big smile to my face

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 1/5/2012 6:50:50 PM   
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RE: What's made you smile today? - 2/5/2012 4:51:52 PM   
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 Five day weekend. Hell yes.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 2/5/2012 6:13:47 PM   
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RE: What's made you smile today? - 2/5/2012 6:15:17 PM   
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Excellent, I bet that's a relief. Good luck with it

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 2/5/2012 6:32:43 PM   
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I handed in my final ever university essay.


Real life here you come




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RE: What's made you smile today? - 2/5/2012 8:39:25 PM   
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 Cravendale pondering who first thought to milk a cow has been raising a smile of late.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 2/5/2012 8:48:29 PM   
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Isn't that a Billy Connolly joke? "Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?"

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 2/5/2012 8:53:27 PM   
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Isn't that a Billy Connolly joke? "Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?"


I haven't heard that one. That raised even more of a smile ! Connolly was pretty much the funniest man alive for a long time.

Clever of use of it in a very well made advert. A breath of fresh air in amongst all the go compares & meerkats.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 2/5/2012 10:14:43 PM   
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I handed in my final ever university essay.


Nice one Am's!

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 3/5/2012 3:21:58 PM   
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RE: What's made you smile today? - 4/5/2012 12:06:04 AM   
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 April was a bit of a shit month financially. On top of the usual there was £300 worth of gas/electricity. £200 car MOT & service. And then Student Loans Bastards slapped us with a demand for an extra £200 despite the loan in question having been paid off totally two years ago. Apparently there was "an error". And all this in the middle of my wife's maternity leave.

But the other day the Inland Revenue informed me that they owed me money from 2004, some kind of cock-up over tax allowances.

Cheque arrived today for £740. Jurassic Park!!

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 4/5/2012 8:26:36 PM   
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 I have created an uber-geek! My son looks at the March issue if Empire on my living room floor, and sees the Avengers ensemble cover. He says, "why does Iron Man have the circular arc reactor in his chest, instead of the triangular one?"

GOOD QUESTION, MY BOY. GOOD QUESTION.

Empire: do you need a young research assistant? He'll work for sweets and free screenings of all kids' films.


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RE: What's made you smile today? - 4/5/2012 9:43:11 PM   
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 Why does he have a circular arc reactor in his chest, instead of the triangular one?

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 5/5/2012 12:07:14 AM   
homersimpson_esq


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 Apparently Joss Whedon answers that question in a video on this very website's main page, according to Empire's twitterfeed. I've not checked it out yet.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 5/5/2012 12:12:25 AM   
Darth Marenghi


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Why does he have a circular arc reactor in his chest, instead of the triangular one?


Whedon explains this one here:

http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=33372

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 5/5/2012 12:27:13 AM   
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 Excellent, thanks. I couldn't find the video.

With luck, I can get my son calling things ass after this.

"Mum, I don't want Corn Flakes. Corn Flakes are ass."

Ex-text incoming...


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RE: What's made you smile today? - 5/5/2012 10:03:29 AM   
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 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17949808

This is the cutest thing I will ever see.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 5/5/2012 6:01:21 PM   
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Idly browsing wikipedia, I've just read that Jonathan Archer from Star Trek Enterprise was going to be called Jeffrey Archer




(Well, Jeffery Archer, but it sounds so similar)

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 5/5/2012 6:35:34 PM   
Sway


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 Well I feel like a royal fud.


Edit: Haha that ^ has made me smile today because I put it in the wrong thread.

< Message edited by Sway -- 5/5/2012 6:39:38 PM >

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 6/5/2012 1:54:54 AM   
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 Clarkson being ripped to pieces on HIGNFY and Ninj getting me a cool bracelet.

< Message edited by Spaldron -- 6/5/2012 2:15:26 AM >

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 6/5/2012 11:11:21 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

Idly browsing wikipedia, I've just read that Jonathan Archer from Star Trek Enterprise was going to be called Jeffrey Archer




(Well, Jeffery Archer, but it sounds so similar)


I still remember when they announced that and going "What the...".


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RE: What's made you smile today? - 6/5/2012 3:18:54 PM   
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 Some tots reviewing Paranoid Android by Radiohead. Kids always manage to get straight to the point.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 6/5/2012 4:53:23 PM   
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Some tots reviewing Paranoid Android by Radiohead. Kids always manage to get straight to the point.


"Loud or quiet, make your mind up" & "I don't think he has any friends" genius

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 6/5/2012 5:46:54 PM   
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17949808

This is the cutest thing I will ever see.


Blimey that cat really wanted to eat him!

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 6/5/2012 10:27:45 PM   
Sway


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 Flatmate just threw himself into my room and took a huge dive. The resulting thud and skinned arm has had me absolutely crying with laughter.

What a tool.

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