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What's made you smile today? - 11/9/2008 8:13:27 PM   
Funkyrae


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Even on the shittiest of days there's usually something to perk you up.

Today I cracked up laughing as one of my students misheard my surname and asked out loud if my name was "Miss Boner". 

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 11/9/2008 8:19:30 PM  1 votes
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Just be thankful that isn't your surname, you'd be eaten alive!!

The other day I was in the hospital waiting room, when an old bloke walked past me and let off the loudest fart I think I have ever heard.  While I was trying desperately not to laugh, I looked around and no one even batted an eyelid.... which just made me laugh all the more.


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RE: What's made you smile today? - 11/9/2008 8:44:12 PM   
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Little children that follow there mums into the fitting room at work. There faces light up when i ask if they want to hold the tag (a big persons job you know) most stay with there mum but some come over to talk to me and even help. Makes my day as there allways funny. they also make me laugh at the till. 

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 11/9/2008 9:30:00 PM   
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In the office-I've been eating this huuuge bag of monkey nuts all week and been Elastic banding it up at the end of each day, good for energy and stuff, but today as the bag was down to the dreggs I found a rock inside, about the size of a monkey nut, checking the package it said they were from China so I guess it came from China with the nuts, I started complaining to my work colleagues that it could at least be a mouse that I could Sue on a rock is a pretty lame object to claim compensation on.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 11/9/2008 9:34:35 PM   
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England's win last night made me smile all day; think people must have thought I was a bit simple, walking around with a huge grin on my face. 

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 12/9/2008 12:56:55 AM   
Sway


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lazy wolf eyes

The other day I was in the hospital waiting room, when an old bloke walked past me and let off the loudest fart I think I have ever heard.  While I was trying desperately not to laugh, I looked around and no one even batted an eyelid.... which just made me laugh all the more.



Hahaha!, that's just made me smile!

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 12/9/2008 10:10:20 AM   
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RE: What's made you smile today? - 12/9/2008 11:02:33 AM   
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Not managed to smile today.... not yet anyway.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 12/9/2008 1:24:14 PM   
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The maintenance guy at work found five little darling kittens today, three black and three a gorgeous grey color..so cute, like Bubbas avatar.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 12/9/2008 2:03:52 PM   
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RE: What's made you smile today? - 12/9/2008 2:14:02 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Newander

The maintenance guy at work found five little darling kittens today, three black and three a gorgeous grey color..so cute, like Bubbas avatar.


3+3=5, that euro strengthening against the pound all the time!

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 12/9/2008 2:16:29 PM   
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It's friday, my smile's getting bigger all day

That and i'm going to Jilly's rockworld in manchester tonight for the first time in ages!!

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 12/9/2008 2:37:36 PM   
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Keyser Sozzled's marriage crisis thread - and all the people ducking for cover - has had me giggling!

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 12/9/2008 2:39:19 PM   
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The nice cwtch I had this morning before I left for work!

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 12/9/2008 3:37:09 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Newander

The maintenance guy at work found five little darling kittens today, three black and three a gorgeous grey color..so cute, like Bubbas avatar.


Aww!!! Me wants!

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 12/9/2008 4:08:10 PM   
mad_looney


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Ive just bought some new boots! AND im off for three days!

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 12/9/2008 6:16:17 PM   
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Saw pinapple express today that made me smile. Also my dog chewed up my mums shoes which is always funny.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 12/9/2008 6:47:09 PM   
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Watched a Boris Johnson presented episode of Have I Got News For You. Hilarious.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 12/9/2008 11:20:46 PM   
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A bus going past with the number 69.
Childish, I know...


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RE: What's made you smile today? - 13/9/2008 3:20:13 AM   
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First proper day of Spring! YAY!

22 degrees by 10am and now topping out at about 25 degrees just in time for lunch on the balcony. Best of all is this is it for the next 9 months

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 13/9/2008 8:44:03 AM   
Newander


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quote:

ORIGINAL: pocketrocket

Newander's numeracy skills


quote:

ORIGINAL: Newander

The maintenance guy at work found five little darling kittens today, three black and three a gorgeous grey color..so cute, like Bubbas avatar.


3+3=5, that euro strengthening against the pound all the time!


 Three black and two grey kitty's = 5

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 13/9/2008 9:00:44 AM   
jonson


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My youngest had a visit from the Tooth Fairies last night.
In her excitement she dropped the pound coin on her toe, which obviously caught her in a painful place, so I spent the next 10 minutes laughing my head off and proclaming "that's nothing, I dropped a fiver on my foot once. That's 5 times more!" 
I'm still smiling now, sometimes even the smallest things can brighten your day.
As I frequently tell the wife


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RE: What's made you smile today? - 13/9/2008 9:38:04 AM   
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The attractively flushed and toned lady smiling at me when I went to the gym. Very good for my failing ego.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 13/9/2008 2:14:31 PM   
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http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/09/09/how-to-punch-oasis-in-the-face/



I laughed at this even though I really like Oasis. It's a great piss-take of people who seem happy about Noel getting attacked. Just don't read the comments section unless you have a high toleramce for fanboys.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 13/9/2008 6:56:34 PM   
Sway


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My dad's usual sense of humour.
My friend's drunken holiday stories.
My Nan - everytime I go visit her she's always on the phone to my mum afterwards saying nice things about me. Today's was I'm looking stunning and have lost weight. God Bless my Nan!
My old workmates I met today - since I've come back from travelling everybody has been really complimentary about how I'm looking right now, it's been a total confidence boost.
Me phoning my brother thinking I was phoning my dad, and demanding to know why he was answering instead!

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 15/9/2008 3:18:12 PM   
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jonson made me smile

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 15/9/2008 3:48:53 PM   
Funkyrae


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Emails from old friends I haven't spoken to in a while.  Nice to catch up with people.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 15/9/2008 4:34:06 PM   
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A conversation I had with someone that involved the word sea men.

Pocketrocket's avatar.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 15/9/2008 5:09:04 PM   
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Porn.

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RE: What's made you smile today? - 15/9/2008 5:10:04 PM   
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Rhubarb.

My post and theram's are not linked.

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