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Oh come on... - 5/9/2008 7:54:22 PM   
moon9

 

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Sarah Jessica Parker does look like a bloke, that's funny!

Ok, one gag, granted.

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Oh come on... - 5/9/2008 7:54:37 PM   
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Sarah Jessica Parker does look like a bloke, that's funny!

Ok, one gag, granted.

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A masterpiece - 6/9/2008 1:53:00 PM   
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The best film ever.

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- 6/9/2008 4:53:36 PM   
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This movie was totally rubbish. I'm assuming that it was meant to be hilarious, but failed miserably.
Portraying Amy Whinehouse as a sabre-tooth tiger is not funny.
The acting was poor, the jokes were vulgar and not in the slightest funny, and the costumes were terrible.
Making fun of perfectly good films can sometimes pay off, like with the scary movie movies, but in this case it didn't.
Overall i'd say that this movie was a total disaster and the only thing that was slightly amusing in the whole film was the fact that the movie lived up to its title.
Do yourself a favour and do not watch this

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- 7/9/2008 3:33:58 PM   
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 Haven't seen it, and I would pay not to. I saw the trailer and was lucky there was not a knife or a bottle of pills nearby. It looks like the same old jokes that were never funny in the first place (farting and other bodily function noises). Even giving it one star seems generous

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- 7/9/2008 3:34:20 PM   
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 Haven't seen it, and I would pay not to. I saw the trailer and was lucky there was not a knife or a bottle of pills nearby. It looks like the same old jokes that were never funny in the first place (farting and other bodily function noises). Even giving it one star seems generous

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RE: - 7/9/2008 5:51:42 PM   
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Why does anybody bother talking about these movies anymore? We all know it's going to be mind-numbingly awful!

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RE: RE: - 7/9/2008 6:29:23 PM   
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 I actually know someone who really wants to see this film.

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RE: RE: - 7/9/2008 6:30:13 PM   
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 I gotta say I watched a bit bored as fuck at work last night and the chipmunks made me laugh just because of how awful they looked. Aside from that looks worse than Meet The Spartans, and that is truly saying something, given that I actually chose work over getting paid to watch it

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RE: RE: - 7/9/2008 11:30:09 PM   
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 so has anyone actually paid to see this? i was in the cinema on friday night seeing the hardly magnificant rocknrolla, but the queues to this were huge. granted the sort of people that were queuing didnt seem like the sort of people i would personally socialise with, but its beyond me that anyone would actually consider something like this for entertainment on a friday night. im gonna lobby my local MP into doing something about these horrible films, sod the dark knight and its pencils, this sort of mindless entertainment is far more damaging towards the human collective.

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RE: RE: - 8/9/2008 6:32:12 AM   
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 Haven't seen it, and won't. The trailers for this franchise are bad enough. All they do is reference what's current, without bothering to come up with a decent gag. Oh! Look! It's The Pirates Of The Caribbean rapping! Hancock hit his head on the lamp post! The worst thing is the 'parody' of Borat in the Superhero Movie (again, have only seen the trailer of that, but it's sufficient for my criticism). It's just an actor who doesn't look like Borat in a swimsuit doing the thumbs up and going "Nice!" It's not even a parody, it's like they thought "Borat is this new hip, edgy comedy, we'll put a 'take-off' of him in it". Absolutely fucking pitiful.

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RE: RE: - 8/9/2008 7:22:48 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Tank Boy

Haven't seen it, and won't. The trailers for this franchise are bad enough. All they do is reference what's current, without bothering to come up with a decent gag. Oh! Look! It's The Pirates Of The Caribbean rapping! Hancock hit his head on the lamp post! The worst thing is the 'parody' of Borat in the Superhero Movie (again, have only seen the trailer of that, but it's sufficient for my criticism). It's just an actor who doesn't look like Borat in a swimsuit doing the thumbs up and going "Nice!" It's not even a parody, it's like they thought "Borat is this new hip, edgy comedy, we'll put a 'take-off' of him in it". Absolutely fucking pitiful.


You want to see bad? You should see the guy doing Ed Norton. Fuck me.


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RE: RE: - 8/9/2008 11:48:12 AM   
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The sad thing is a brilliant film like The Whackness probably won't even scratch the top 10 when this gigantic cinematic abortion will probably be in the top 3. Makes me wonder why I want to bother going into the industry!

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RE: RE: - 8/9/2008 5:25:27 PM   
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 Honest to God, I think it would be scientifically beneficial to do a study into who goes to this muck and why they did so.  Also, who are the fuckers making this crap and who's giving them money to do so?

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At least they got the name right... - 8/9/2008 6:05:17 PM   
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 Meet the Spartans was bad, epic movie was worse, so what could possibly be in line for the next spoof movie? Well, disaster movie is basically Epic Movie 2, but everyone dies. But this movie doesn't have the right to kill people. Enchanted may have been a shocking movie, but it wipes Disater move clean. Glen Ferris got it right : A waste of oxygen. AD

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RE: RE: - 8/9/2008 7:55:27 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: badassmofo

You want to see bad? You should see the guy doing Ed Norton. Fuck me.


Even the thought of it....

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RE: RE: - 8/9/2008 8:11:49 PM   
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 Cant'we just ignore them stupid movies and pretend they never existed?

Can't we just stop posting in this thread and let it sink into oblivion?


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RE: RE: - 8/9/2008 8:48:58 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Incanus

Cant'we just ignore them stupid movies and pretend they never existed?

Can't we just stop posting in this thread and let it sink into oblivion?



Well the irony is that this thread is on page 2 and I think only one person has seen the film. We can talk about it as much as we like, just for Gods sake don't see it!

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Ha. - 9/9/2008 11:29:30 AM   
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 A very apt title, I'm sure...

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RE: Ha. - 11/9/2008 9:28:12 AM   
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 This film made £925,000 last weekend in the UK. Worked out at an average of £7 a ticket, it means 130,000 people went to watch it.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE UNIVERSE?

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RE: Ha. - 11/9/2008 9:33:50 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: CORLEONE

This film made £925,000 last weekend in the UK. Worked out at an average of £7 a ticket, it means 130,000 people went to watch it.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE UNIVERSE?


The government should wait outside the cinema to see who comes out of that screening, as if they enjoyed the film, and if so initiate some kind of sterilization proccess. We don't need these people in the gene pool.

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- 12/9/2008 6:19:54 PM   
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 Saw it in the sneak preview yesterday:

It`s a good thing the creators knew the film they were making was crap and that they given it this name. Because this truly is a disaster. Eighty minutes long without one decent joke. Painfully unfunny, really lame jokes. It really doesn`t make any sense at all. This doesn`t even deserves the name film...

1,0/10

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RE: - 12/9/2008 10:34:21 PM   
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If this was just one or two movies that got tossed in the can I could bear it but there's been fucking four of them now! And people pay to watch it! Surely after three of these kind of movies people would realise how bad this is! These films are made by money grabbing cunts who laugh all the way to the bank and don't give a shit about Cinema! I don't have the most sophisticated humour ever known to man. Hell I get a few sniggers out of Scary Movie 4! But This is the kind of money grabbing soul destroying shit that makes you roll up in a ball and lose hope in the human race!


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Undeniably the worst film I've ever seen - 17/9/2008 8:47:38 PM   
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Why oh why didn't I check the Empire review before going to see it? I could have been spared wasting 80 minutes hoping it would get better!
Can I give it a less than 1 star rating?

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RE: Undeniably the worst film I've ever seen - 23/12/2008 12:16:49 AM   
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There is only one benefit to piracy and that is watching BAD movies for free. The best way to describe Disaster Movie is the word BAD or pointless. The film is so extreme in the negative way, calling is shit is too positive for it. The film so negative, it was depressing and that bad. I wanted to slam the film to ground but now I want to sand paper my wrist to the bone and rub dog shit into my eyes.
The whole concept of this movie is to make fun of big or successful films this year but it just failed. I can't go into detail because everything is done wrong. The jokes are so fucking extended which made the film even longer. The jokes has no punch lines or any value to begin with. They take bits and pieces from different movies, turn them on their head and smash them together. The conclusion is a mess and how the feck did this get screens?
The script must of come from some crack addict watching Apple.com/trailers and did his first draft(used for the script) and the film went straight into production. The only thing the film done right is to work the cameras correctly and capture the untalented twats trying to fuck up their film careers. They just basically committed suicide. The film is so pointless, there is no reason to see it or to find out how bad it is.

0 out of 5

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Ble ble ble - 20/4/2009 8:03:26 PM   
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one of the stupidest movie I've ever seen

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Pathetic - 9/8/2009 4:10:05 AM   
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 This is so shit and anyone who wants to see a terrible acting film and extremely UNfunny film just watch this. The only funny part that slightly amused me is the guy from High School Musical looking like a fully grown 40 year-old. It seems as though they purposelly made this film shitty. If they didn't, they are over the top dumb and can't make a friggin movie. The only good ones they did was the first Scary Movie and the second Scary Movie... Don't waste your time on this fucking movie... It really is a disaster.... And don;t even get me started on... Meet The Spartans {Shudder}

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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! - 21/9/2009 9:23:29 PM   
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 Why oh why does this horiffically bad money wasting mind numbing near suicide causing piece of crap of a travesty exist .Join me in my noble quest to exterminate Seltzer & Friedberg.Who's with me?

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Very bad - 30/4/2010 10:10:09 AM   
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Very bad

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Excrutiating - 2/5/2010 9:24:13 PM   
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The only movie I have ever walked out of in my entire life. Still the worst movie I've EVER seen. It pulsates pure, concentrated shitness. Only watch if you are blind, deaf and dumb and even then...watch with caution.

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