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Exclusive: The Banned Teeth Poster - 16/6/2008 4:33:35 PM   
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- 16/6/2008 4:33:35 PM   
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that just looks awful, not in a OH MY GOD WHAT IF THAT WAS TRUE WAY more of a 'man thats some bad photoshop. That said, its not surprising. I saw this film while i was in the states and it was just terrible, the horror wasn't all that horrific, the 'comedy' wasn't funny and most of all the script was just terrible.

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- 16/6/2008 4:44:17 PM   
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I bet one of our forumites is up to the job of making a better one on photoshop... post your links and win my respect :p

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- 16/6/2008 4:44:28 PM   
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I have to disagree with clarkkent. I was lucky enough to see this film a few weeks ago and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Some of the acting was a bit shoddy but the main character was brilliant. The film was funny and original. I would reccomend it for anyone fancying something different.

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RE: - 16/6/2008 4:55:12 PM   
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 I see having more teeth on one side extends to the vaginal region as well..........

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- 16/6/2008 5:19:32 PM   
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That is the shittest poster I have ever seen.

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Pitiable Promotional Stunt - 16/6/2008 6:18:26 PM   
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The execution of this poster is awful. Shouldn’t there be jaw bones for a start? The “teeth” aren’t even the same shade as the rest of the X-Ray.


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Realism? - 16/6/2008 6:51:51 PM   
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I wish you guys would stop arguing about the realism. It is a film about a girl with teeth in vagina, I don't think realism was really considered in this film.

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RE: Pitiable Promotional Stunt - 16/6/2008 6:59:40 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: d0m_l

The execution of this poster is awful. Shouldn't there be jaw bones for a start? The "teeth” aren't even the same shade as the rest of the X-Ray.
I work in graphic design and I can tell you now that if I turned this in as part of a completed project I would be shown the door.
This just looks like a very cheap, fast, poor effort to get more people to the cinema on shock factor alone and I'm not at all convinced that it was banned. What a pitiable promotional stunt.


the teeth have to stand out mate. i dont think Joe Public are experts on radiology, if that x ray was "authentic" i dont think many people

could notice she had teeth in her vagina. I dont think jaws are nessecary to have either, i would guess muscles would be fine.

And also, here is a bit of medical knowledge, though feel free to correct me. Bones show up white because the X rays do not

penetrate (lolz) through them. Teeth i am guessing are denser than bones so therefore, i would presume that they would be less

penetrable to X Rays therfore showing up as a stronger colour of white.

Like i said im no radiologist, and not everyone else is either, but still, noone really cares and i dont see why i bothrerd to type

that sheeeeyite all out.


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- 16/6/2008 7:15:49 PM   
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Does she floss?

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- 16/6/2008 7:56:11 PM   
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Ugh, if you looks at the holes in the pelvis on either side of those gnashera, it looks really disturbing, and not a little monstrous...I'll be intererested to the read the reviews/genereal public comments on this one.

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- 16/6/2008 8:46:24 PM   
Mr. Chumba

 

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I'm no graphic designer but I can tell that all the Dark Knight one-sheets have been like beautiful art and this is a giant turd.

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Haters Beware!!! - 16/6/2008 9:12:30 PM   
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Okay, so i earlier expressed my dislike for this film and the shoddiness of the poster. After that post i recieved this email from Darcher...

Clarkkent.

I worked on the film.
I doubt your old enough to appreciate quality cinematography.

Darcher.
Dunno whether i should alert a modorator about this, seems like me doing so would be just as pathetic.

So there ya go people, if you don't like something Darcher worked on you're clearly not old enough to appreciate qualty cinematographyy, which is ironic because i thought the look of the film was the best thing about it.

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RE: Pitiable Promotional Stunt - 16/6/2008 9:56:05 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: kumar

And also, here is a bit of medical knowledge, though feel free to correct me. Bones show up white because the X rays do not penetrate (lolz) through them. Teeth i am guessing are denser than bones so therefore, i would presume that they would be less penetrable to X Rays therfore showing up as a stronger colour of white.

Like i said im no radiologist, and not everyone else is either, but still, noone really cares and i dont see why i bothrerd to type that sheeeeyite all out.



Well, I think you're half right, and I'm no radiologist either, but I recently had an X-Ray of my jaw and the teeth were more solid, but not bright white! Then again, who's going to be able to prove just how strong fanny-fangs actually are?

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RE: Pitiable Promotional Stunt - 16/6/2008 10:21:01 PM   
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I’ve had my teeth X-rayed and surprisingly the result looked nothing like bad Photoshop work.

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- 16/6/2008 10:22:05 PM   
Guinevere


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Aww it kinda looks like a cute little face down there!

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RE: Pitiable Promotional Stunt - 16/6/2008 11:46:40 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: d0m_l
Surely Kumar / Najemikon, you don't think this poster is good enough to defend?


No, you're right, it is rubbish. I just got carried away by the amateur radiology! This poster was banned because it was so disturbing? It's disturbing it was ever put forward at all. I think it was banned because it's crap, end of.

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Grow Up People - 17/6/2008 1:24:39 AM   
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OK.... We have films that have men trurning into to giant green men, space ships flying into the sun without melting. We have zombies, vampires, werewolves and aliens with no lips who are somehow able to communicate in perfect english.

But if a woman was to have teeth in her vagina.......eh?

GROW UP PEOPLE!!!! LET YOURSELF BE ENTERTAINED!!!

Let yourself get sucked into a 'what-if?...' scenario.
Don't get to fussed about things like...
'Well the teeth in the x-ray clearly don't have jaws...how would they work?'

SO F-ING WHAT!!!! You think a woman crawling out of a TV is more realistic? How about a charred paedo haunting your nightmares?

Some horror films bend reality. Grow up and deal with it or go and watch Sex In the F***ing City. Apparently one of them sh*ts themselves because of having a shower in a foreign country. You can complain about that to.

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I'm not a doctor... - 17/6/2008 5:55:14 AM   
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But i believe if those teeth were to have any force, they need to be fixed on a jaw, and a jaw, unlike the soft tissues of the vaginal wall, the uterus and the fallopian tubes, will show up in an x-ray. Now, octopuses (yep, that's the plural form) don't have skeletons, but they bite. Their chompers are beaks. Maybe for a jawless biting orifice, a beak would work? Or something that slides back and forth, like an electric knife? A guillotine arrangement? Filament wire? A cigar cutter? Wall-mounted pencil sharpener? Weed wacker? Acid for blood? Lasers? What else can cut off that sucker? Did I just give some ideas for a sequel?

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- 17/6/2008 6:35:54 AM   
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- 17/6/2008 8:32:24 AM   
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 Erm.... I think Quentin was joking? I laughed out loud anyway mate...

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- 17/6/2008 9:00:54 AM   
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 Worryingly, I think I've met her!....More than once.....and more than one person as well!

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RE: I'm not a doctor... - 17/6/2008 9:03:34 AM   
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My argument is with the artwork, which is undeniably bad.




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Who cares? - 17/6/2008 9:53:47 AM   
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The film's crap anyway

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RE: Pitiable Promotional Stunt - 17/6/2008 9:54:53 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Najemikon

quote:

ORIGINAL: d0m_l
Surely Kumar / Najemikon, you don't think this poster is good enough to defend?


No, you're right, it is rubbish. I just got carried away by the amateur radiology! This poster was banned because it was so disturbing? It's disturbing it was ever put forward at all. I think it was banned because it's crap, end of.



lol same, i was just trying to make a point. i think it was banned because you can almost makeo ut the line of her gash, rather than

her having gnashers.


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Movie crossover? - 17/6/2008 1:11:21 PM   
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Can anyone else see the resemblance to ‘the predator’ in the poster?

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Sarlacc Pit?! - 17/6/2008 5:00:12 PM   
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I would of like to of seen it look more like the Sarlacc Pit in Return of the Jedi. I can still see Bobba Fett meets his demise inside that freshly lubricated creature's chasm. --That damned, blue-headed Mandalorian bastard never saw it cuming.

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Ha! - 18/6/2008 4:55:32 PM   
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 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

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- 19/6/2008 8:58:29 AM   
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the film is utter shite :(

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S-bend - 20/6/2008 2:24:18 AM   
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 The yawnsome and rather pre-pubescent premise behind the film is not surprising considering the often turgid output that Hollywood has long seem smugly satisified with.

The x-ray image reminds me of my own Scoliocis! For those not in the know, it's a curvature of the spine. Mine is partial, meaning it's straight at the bottom and at the top (somehow), but 'curved' in a loose 's' shape in the middle.

Pardon me if some don't like the biology lesson, I just find it far more interesting than the whole plot and 'selling point' of the film. The sequel will feature a razor sharp anus no doubt, garroting the mightiest of penises.


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