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It will never happen! - 14/5/2008 9:39:59 AM

tallaght24

Posts: 666
Joined: 20/2/2007

Don't fret. Look everyone knows Uwe Boll is a talentless barrel of man jam, and Take 2 are VERY reluctant to let anyone make movies of their games, BioShock was the first that they let be made. Trust me, it will never happen!

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MGS - 14/5/2008 10:03:40 AM

kissmyswingers

Posts: 17
Joined: 5/1/2008

I remember years ago he said he was perfect to direct a Metal Gear Solid movie, but his boosting stopped after he received death threats from die-hard fans. Let's face it, if he doesn't make GTA, he will make Doctor Mario or Tetris instead.

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- 14/5/2008 11:12:30 AM

cluesy

Posts: 160
Joined: 11/10/2005

it felt could signing that petition and thusly helping mankind =)

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RE: Stop This Madness - 14/5/2008 11:16:55 AM

lukeyboy

Posts: 795
Joined: 11/10/2005
From: Saaaaf Laaandaan you slaaag!

I gotta say i think it's a bit nasty to have a petition to stop a filmmaker from making films. I can't really comment on the in's and out's of all of his films because Blood Rayne put me off watching any more of them. And that's what i think everyone else should do,...dont fucking watch them. It's clear he's doing something right though because people keep hiring him, and he obviously has an audience (no matter how braindead they all are!) so come on people, lighten the fuck up!

P.S. I retract all of the previous if he has set the petition up himself!

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Uwe Boll-ocks - 14/5/2008 11:34:20 AM

jimoakley666

Posts: 505
Joined: 26/5/2006
From: Wales

�Grand Theft Auto would be super interesting for me, and I think I would actually be the right guy to do it, because my movies are all bloody and violent and I don't have a problem with action scenes,�

Mate, you have problems with films, never mind action scenes. How doe's this twat manage to get finance to make films?

A little while back he called some truth-speaking jouro's who slagged him off into the ring for a box-up. Let me in the damned ring, please. I'll put the fucker down and do the world of film and modern popular culture a HUGE favour.

Right. GTA would make an ace 18 film directed by Mathew Vaughn or Kathy Bigalow starring Jason Statham as Niko Bellic, Tyrese Gibson as Cesar Vialpando, Ray Liotta as Tommy Vercetti, James Gandofini as Ricardo Diaz.

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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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- 14/5/2008 11:45:44 AM

Manfrendshensindshen

Posts: 433
Joined: 14/1/2006

You want to make this day a funny one? Go visit youtube and see some of Dr. Boll's video-podcasts or whatever they're called. Not only does he seem rather full of himself, but he's also featuring the funniest German accent since whenever Peter Sellers did one for the last time! Well worth watching!

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I think an assassination is in order! - 14/5/2008 12:44:46 PM

evildave69

Posts: 248
Joined: 12/11/2005

It's a shame superheroes are fictional because here we seem to have a 100% real super-villain who must be stopped at all costs.
The GTA games are as close to computer game perfection as is possible and this man is trying to ruin it. Has he no shame?

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- 15/5/2008 7:23:09 PM

Bluehawk