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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 31/5/2008 12:30:15 PM   
Tech_Noir

 

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Mogwai / Gremlins are real creatures in China.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 31/5/2008 12:46:38 PM   
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That 88 mph was the fastest speed in the world, ever

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 31/5/2008 1:51:15 PM   
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That if you sneezed with your eyes open, your eyeballs would fallout.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 1/6/2008 12:06:16 AM   
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That my dad could kick a football to the moon and ride a bike up my granmothers peartree.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 1/6/2008 12:48:21 AM   
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That Lionel Richie was a God.


Actually, I still kind of believe that.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 1/6/2008 9:39:33 AM   
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Something I believed until I was 14 or something - that Bette Midler and Glenn Close were the same person.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 3/6/2008 3:24:15 PM   
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I used to believe that the boogeyman was in my closet for the longest time. No lie, I used to hear weird things in there so I stayed away lol.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 3/6/2008 3:49:51 PM   
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That earwigs eat your brains

That if I 'spanked my monkey' too much I would go blind

That if you peed on a girl you could get her pregnant

That God looked a bit like Brian Blessing

That wombles actually lived in wimbledon



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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 4/7/2008 12:09:54 PM   
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If I pressesd my bellybutton my legs would fall off.
I was paranoid of anything going near my bellybutton.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 4/7/2008 12:20:21 PM   
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I believed that when driving at night, the moon would chase you.
I also believed that one day they would make an action figure of me (sigh) It could still happen...


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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 4/7/2008 1:13:41 PM   
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if you whistled at night you'd awaken the dead,or the keeper of the dead would raise the dead.
if u eat the middle of the bread first worms would eat your soul.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 4/7/2008 1:19:11 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Tech_Noir

Something I believed until I was 14 or something - that Bette Midler and Glenn Close were the same person.


More common than you think, it often threw me.

My mate's dad told him that he was in Nam. Given that he lived his whole life in Belfast and would have been in nappies and short trousers for the most part of the conflict was something that only dawned on my mate when he was pushing 15. It's either a testament to the dad's story telling or to my mates gullibility that he belived it so long.

As for me, I throurally intend to lie to my kids and to gage their wit by the age they catch on...first up "I invented purple" and "Paul Bettany is your real dad (kinda hoping that one will be true one day though)".

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 4/7/2008 1:54:33 PM   
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That it would get bigger..



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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 4/7/2008 2:09:33 PM   
Porrohman


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That eating vegetables and helping with the washing up would give me a body like stallone.

When i got to 26 i finally said fuck this!! and rebelled!.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 4/7/2008 4:00:18 PM   
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If I sat on a stick and jumped up I could hold my own body weight in mid-air.
Aslo I believed there was a huge scary glove puppet under my bed called "The Hammer". My sister said so and she was 10.
Dogs can't look up.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 4/7/2008 4:01:47 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: jonson

If I sat on a stick and jumped up I could hold my own body weight in mid-air.
Aslo I believed there was a huge scary glove puppet under my bed called "The Hammer". My sister said so and she was 10.
Dogs can't look up.


To be fair, they did think the earth was flat when you were small, so those are hardly embarrassing...

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 4/7/2008 4:07:22 PM   
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Cheers 
We believed the Sun God would strip our lands of food unless we made virgin sacrifice.
I also believed Uncle Ugg when  he said sticky liquid-stick in mouth would make me strong!


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I've got all the Barbie ones!!!

Yeah but you're old. Really old. Old. Old. Old. Old.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 4/7/2008 4:19:59 PM   
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A Friend's Dad used to tell us that if the Ice Cream Van had its music playing it meant he had run out of ice creams and lollies so there was no point going outside to buy one.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 4/7/2008 4:35:29 PM   
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That the Christmas song "I saw Mummy kissing Santa Claus" was a Song about adultery.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 4/7/2008 6:43:09 PM   
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because my parents generally discouraged it (so i would have enough room), i used to think that if you ate between meals, you could end up - i quote a younger me - "sick, poisoned or dead"

it got to the point that whenever i would go for a snack i would say "Mum, can i have this?...or will i be sick, poisoned or dead?" 

it seems funny now, but i'd always wondered why there was a reason we usually ate at specified times and i, somehow, came up with that conclusion

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 4/7/2008 7:21:59 PM   
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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 4/7/2008 8:47:52 PM   
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My mothers birth control pills were candy. I was only 3.

While my mother was frantic with worry, my father was overheard to say "at least he wont get pregnant."

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 7/7/2008 7:12:17 PM   
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I believed that you had to have tomato ketchup on cheese sandwiches and that you could fly down the stairs if you jumped up and crossed your legs really quickly. My brother told me both of those. I no longer listen to him.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 7/7/2008 7:18:28 PM   
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quote:

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I believed that you had to have tomato ketchup on cheese sandwiches and that you could fly down the stairs if you jumped up and crossed your legs really quickly. My brother told me both of those. I no longer listen to him.


You don`t HAVE to.

but your life would be all the more better for it.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 7/7/2008 7:37:54 PM   
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I used to think that somewhere in the ocean, is a huge plug, and if it ever gets pulled out, all the water in the world would drain away.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 7/7/2008 11:46:19 PM   
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That my toys would come alive when I wasn't around, and form a band.  Instruments, leathers jackets, sunglasses and everything.

That Peter Pan was real.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 8/7/2008 9:48:30 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Porrohman

quote:

ORIGINAL: obsessive_chick

I believed that you had to have tomato ketchup on cheese sandwiches and that you could fly down the stairs if you jumped up and crossed your legs really quickly. My brother told me both of those. I no longer listen to him.


You don`t HAVE to.

but your life would be all the more better for it.


I don't like tomato ketchup, though. The only other things acceptable on a cheese sandwich are: pickle; onion; tomato and, at a stretch, salad.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 9/7/2008 5:54:00 PM   
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My gran used to put an egg into a kind of pineapple jug thing, then later I would go and check it and the egg would now be a milkyway.
I really believed that it changed. It's a great shame.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 9/7/2008 6:05:30 PM   
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Monsters lived under my bed....scared the shit out of me at night for many years

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 14/7/2008 12:39:12 AM   
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That THIS was my mum dancing in these TV titles.
Well, I would belive it cos that's what she always told us.

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