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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 4:02:44 PM   
Deviation


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ORIGINAL: Maria Noir

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ORIGINAL: Kazuya
Spiders are evil.


I still stand by this belief.



Yeah, me too. I hate the goddamn things

Also

Vampires really existed in the middle ages.
So did werewolves
.
Clowns are evil.







You mean...........they don't exist?

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 4:03:23 PM   
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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 4:04:38 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kazuya
quote:

ORIGINAL: Maria Noir
quote:

ORIGINAL: Kazuya
Spiders are evil.

I still stand by this belief.

Yeah, me too. I hate the goddamn things


Anything with that many legs can't be trusted.


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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 4:05:28 PM   
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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 4:06:04 PM   
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Mutant turtles lived in the sewers.

Darth Vader, when he was a goodie, lived on Endor in a tree house (that's why the film was set on Endor)

Superman (Chris Reeve) and Supergirl (Helen Slater) were in an unreleased Superman film together.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 4:19:47 PM   
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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 4:39:36 PM   
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I once believed:

If you ate raw sugar, you'd get worms.

That my mum was actually capable of smacking my bum so hard that I wouldn't be able to sit down for a week.

If I picked my nose, my head would cave in.

That my Dad was in Vietnam with John Rambo.

If you got kicked in the nuts hard enough, you'd be paralysed.





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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 4:44:29 PM   
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that if i slept with my feet out of the duvet, a witch would get me...

that my mum and dad had the answer to everything..

that if i wished hard enough i would be able to fly one day...still working on it..

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 4:45:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LEEJGM

That my Dad was in Vietnam with John Rambo.




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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 5:03:26 PM   
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.....If I sniffed a dandelion I'd pee my pants...





I was told this as well by my mum and I believed her for ages  

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 5:53:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kazuya

Hulk can kick Superman's ass.





Sadly not true



I used to think if you didn't get out of the bathroom before the toilet stopped finished flushing giant red ants would crawl out and sting you to death.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 6:50:52 PM   
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That you had to be married to have a baby.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 6:52:41 PM   
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that if i slept with my feet out of the duvet, a witch would get me...



Sweet Jebus, I'm not alone! I still don't like the feeling of my feet out of the duvet/hanging off the side of the bed. I think it comes from when I was about 4 or 5 when I believed I'd get snatched in the middle of the night if I committed one of the above offences.

I also thought daddy long-legs were called jelly long-legs. No idea why.

Also thought that if you intentionally killed a bug or something then an even bigger one would come looking for revenge.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 7:24:48 PM   
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There was going to be a sequel to Masters of The Universe.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 7:49:25 PM   
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That my best friend's parents were buying him better action figures just to piss me off.

He had Castle Grayskull for christs sakes. I just had battle-scarred He-Man with the chest that rolls over to reveal slash marks. The bastards.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 7:56:19 PM   
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If I look at photos of toys I want in catalogues long enough I'll get them.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 8:00:51 PM   
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I looked at toys in catalogues long enough but knew I wouldn't get them

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 8:06:42 PM   
Tech_Noir

 

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ORIGINAL: IMFienne

I looked at toys in catalogues long enough but knew I wouldn't get them


I didn't get them either but that's what I believed.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 9:01:59 PM   
mustbebunnies


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ORIGINAL: Jackal

quote:

ORIGINAL: mustbebunnies

that if i slept with my feet out of the duvet, a witch would get me...



Sweet Jebus, I'm not alone! I still don't like the feeling of my feet out of the duvet/hanging off the side of the bed. I think it comes from when I was about 4 or 5 when I believed I'd get snatched in the middle of the night if I committed one of the above offences.

I also thought daddy long-legs were called jelly long-legs. No idea why.

Also thought that if you intentionally killed a bug or something then an even bigger one would come looking for revenge.


i still hate it too!

i also really wished my toys did actually come to life while I was sleeping, until I realised that if I actually saw my Barbies wandering around my room I'd probably have a heart attack..



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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 9:09:52 PM   
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I used to cover myself completely in bed, because I believed the monsters* couldn't get any exposed parts.

*The monsters were whatever horror film I watched that week.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 30/4/2008 12:02:38 AM   
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That Jaws (not just a shark but Jaws himself) would come up the plug hole of the bath while I was in it.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 30/4/2008 8:26:10 AM   
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Whenever my mum went for number 1s, she'd always say "I'll be out in a minute.  Just need to wipe my bum!".  Consequently, until I was about 12, I thought that girls peed through their bottoms.

I used to think that in the 60s everything in the world was black and white, until about 1969 when 'they' replaced everything with colour replicas.

I always thought how difficult it must be to be born French, Italian, etc.,  as you wouldn't understand what your parents were saying to you if they spoke in French, Italian, etc.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 30/4/2008 10:34:25 AM   
LEEJGM


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Tech_Noir

quote:

ORIGINAL: LEEJGM

That my Dad was in Vietnam with John Rambo.






It's true Tech and it's not the only shit he fed to me when I was a kid.  I still can't believe everything he tells me.
He had me going for many years with Santa popping by our house last on Xmas eve, pissed out of his head.  He told me he had to wash the dog cos Santa puked over her cos he drank too much Sherry round everyone's house and the reindeer were too fat to fly so he had to get the bus back to Lapland.




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ORIGINAL: TARBIE

I used to think that in the 60s everything in the world was black and white, until about 1969 when 'they' replaced everything with colour replicas.



Me too!  I still joke with a co-worker about this and I always say that BC after a date means 'Before Colour'.


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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 30/4/2008 11:02:41 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LEEJGM

quote:

ORIGINAL: Tech_Noir

quote:

ORIGINAL: LEEJGM

That my Dad was in Vietnam with John Rambo.






It's true Tech and it's not the only shit he fed to me when I was a kid.  I still can't believe everything he tells me.
He had me going for many years with Santa popping by our house last on Xmas eve, pissed out of his head.  He told me he had to wash the dog cos Santa puked over her cos he drank too much Sherry round everyone's house and the reindeer were too fat to fly so he had to get the bus back to Lapland.





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ORIGINAL: TARBIE

I used to think that in the 60s everything in the world was black and white, until about 1969 when 'they' replaced everything with colour replicas.



Me too!  I still joke with a co-worker about this and I always say that BC after a date means 'Before Colour'.



 

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 30/4/2008 12:48:21 PM   
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When i was 5 i asked my Granddad what it was like 'before colour' i evidently took TV too seriously too

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 30/4/2008 9:04:38 PM   
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Silicon Valley is literally a valley made of computer chips.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 30/4/2008 9:13:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Tech_Noir

Silicon Valley is literally a valley made of computer chips.


Turns out, it's actually a valley made of fake boobs.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 1/5/2008 12:31:40 AM   
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I used to think that maggie thatcher, the queen, and mavis (rita's friend, the one who was married to derek in corrie) were one and the same...

I also believe I had a magic guinea pig because it changed colour... it turned out that he died while I was at school (infant school by the way) and my parents didn't know how to break the news so thay got me granda to buy a replacement, which looked nothing like the original... it was like finding out santa wasn't real when I discovered the truth.

I also believed for a long time that my first memorable nightmare was real, I remember telling everybody how I wished for a pirate and one actually appeared in the back garden with evil yellow eyes and whatnot, and I remember after a couple of days after getting over the shock of a pirate actually appearing that I attempted to wish up a french soldier... it didn't work.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 30/5/2008 6:36:40 PM   
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When I was a kid I used to think that the children's writer Enid Blyton's real first name was Gnid (because of the way her signature looked on her books). I also thought that Lionel Blair was Enid Blyton. I have no idea why. And I thought this until I was about 12.

After watching a cartoon about The Nutcracker at infant school I was convinced that the scary rats from the film lived under my bed and I was too scared to put my feet on the floor when I was in bed at night for months.


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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 31/5/2008 12:29:01 PM   
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I was convinced that if I didn't curl up in a ball when I was in bed, lions and tigers at the bottom of the bed would eat my feet.

I also believed that people made babies by kissing with tongues.

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