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Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:13:33 PM   
Tech_Noir

 

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At any point in your life if any of your teeth fell out they'd grow back.

Same with fingers, arms and legs.

Man had walked on Mars and Venus as well as the Moon.

Darth Vader was called Dark Vader.

If you land got a "Go To Jail" card in Monopoly a police car would come round your house and take you to jail.

If someone walks over your legs you won't grow.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:19:37 PM   
Harley Quinn


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 I thought that Argentina  was a married couple. I heard it as Arge 'n' Tina. 

That if I swallowed an apple/pear/orange pip a tree would grow out of my bum.

I was such a strange disturbed child.



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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:20:03 PM   
Deviation


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 Cockraches can eat you.

Ghosts will come out of the toilets and suck your soul.

Religion.

If you flush the toilet while still sitting on it, you will get flushed in it.


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ORIGINAL: Dpp1978
There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:23:45 PM   
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If you go cock-eyed for a joke it'll stay that way.

Twiglets are only for older people who drink beer and stuff.

Women are easy to figure out, just be nice to them like in the movies and all the pretty ones will want you.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:25:35 PM   
Comrade Zutroy


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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:25:48 PM   
Olaf


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Deviation

Cockraches can eat you.

Ghosts will come out of the toilets and suck your soul.

Religion.

If you flush the toilet while still sitting on it, you will get flushed in it.



Did you have a toilet-based traumatic event as a child?

Though I too had a fear of cockroaches when I was small.


< Message edited by Olaf -- 29/4/2008 3:26:38 PM >

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:26:44 PM   
Tech_Noir

 

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:28:22 PM   
Deviation


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Olaf

quote:

ORIGINAL: Deviation

Cockraches can eat you.

Ghosts will come out of the toilets and suck your soul.

Religion.

If you flush the toilet while still sitting on it, you will get flushed in it.



Did you have a toilet-based traumatic event as a child?

Though I too had a fear of cockroaches when I was small.



I don't know, but I really was afriad of flushing. Must have been the sound.

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ORIGINAL: Dpp1978
There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

quote:


ORIGINAL: elab49
I really wish I could go down to see Privates

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:30:18 PM   
Tech_Noir

 

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You can freeze yourself in the fridge and wake up in the distant future.

If your car goes over 90 miles her hour you'll go back in time.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:34:02 PM   
Kazuya


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 Spiders are evil.
Being an archeologist is the greatest, most exciting job in the world.
In the future humans will live to be over 300 years old.
Crabs can and will snap off your toes with their claws.






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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:34:09 PM   
IMFienne


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 If you swallowed bubble gum it will get stuck inside you forever.
That you can have babies by praying to God alot.



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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:35:07 PM   
Amelie_Scotland


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 Light sabres are real and you can buy them in Tescos.

If you flush the toilet an alien will come out and kill you. (I was a weird child)

You could buy tartan paint.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:38:14 PM   
Tech_Noir

 

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Sega is better than Nintendo



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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:43:39 PM   
hawkeye10


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From: Your sweet fanny
 My grandmother used to tell me that if I stick my finger in my bellybutton, then my bum would fall off.

And if I make noise while the cake's in the oven then it won't rise.

Like a fool I believed her, yet still to this day I always shut up if some baking is going on and I'm still scared of my bellybutton. 

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:44:53 PM   
Mason Verger


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 I believe that children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be

Everybody searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone to fulfill my needs
A lonely place to be
So I learned to depend on me

I decided long ago
Never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I will live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity

Chorus:
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all
Inside of me
The greatest love of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest love of all

I believe the children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be

And I decided long ago
Never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I will live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity

Chorus:
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all
Inside of me
The greatest love of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest love of all

And if by chance, that special place
That you've been dreaming of
Leads you to a lonely place
Find your strength in love
 



 

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:45:17 PM   
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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:45:31 PM   
discodave101


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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:46:25 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Toby Monroe




Class!


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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:46:46 PM   
Kazuya


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 Hulk can kick Superman's ass.




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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:47:58 PM   
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 I used to believe in this guy called Tech Noir. Turns out it was all a pile of shit.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:48:15 PM   
Maria Noir


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kazuya
Spiders are evil.


I still stand by this belief.

Soap tasted as good as it smelt.
Care Bears lived on the rainbow.
It was necessary to check your wardrobe for monsters every night before you went to bed, or else they would kidnap you when the lights went out.



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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:49:38 PM   
Deviation


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Dpp1978
There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

quote:


ORIGINAL: elab49
I really wish I could go down to see Privates

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:50:43 PM   
Mason Verger


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Mind like parachute - only function when open.

Be excellent to each other.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:52:48 PM   
Harley Quinn


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 I used to check for snakes at the bottom of the bed, under the quilt.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:57:31 PM   
Tech_Noir

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Maria Noir

Care Bears lived on the rainbow.



I thought I was alone on this one!

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 3:58:06 PM   
Tech_Noir

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Manchurian candidate

I used to believe in this guy called Tech Noir. Turns out it was all a pile of shit.


Good thing I'm Tech_Noir.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 4:00:30 PM   
Deviation


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Manchurian candidate

I used to believe in this guy called Tech Noir. Turns out it was all a pile of shit.


Tech_Noir was my imaginary friend when I was six, he made me do baaaaaaaaaaad things.

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Dpp1978
There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

quote:


ORIGINAL: elab49
I really wish I could go down to see Privates

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 4:01:30 PM   
Kazuya


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Maria Noir

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kazuya
Spiders are evil.


I still stand by this belief.



Yeah, me too. I hate the goddamn things

Also

Vampires really existed in the middle ages.
So did werewolves.
Clowns are evil.






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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 4:02:14 PM   
Tech_Noir

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Deviation

quote:

ORIGINAL: Manchurian candidate

I used to believe in this guy called Tech Noir. Turns out it was all a pile of shit.


Tech_Noir was my imaginary friend when I was six, he made me do baaaaaaaaaaad things.




He told me burn things.

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RE: Things you believed when you were small - 29/4/2008 4:02:15 PM   
Baby Bear


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 That Herman Munster lived in my wallpaper.

That if you kissed a boy, you got pregnant.

That the cat actually went to a farm...............

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