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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 16/12/2012 7:37:33 PM

DancingClown

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TDKR it was like TDK (worst bits) meets Inception (just boring), long, boring, terrible plot and script, hammy acting, TDKR really was a snorefest at the cinema, they called it EPIC over on avforums, I told them it was crap.

(gasps) You didn't! You maverick, you! And did their opinions buckle and crumble from the force of yours? That's so awesome. You're like a god, or something!

No they just banned me, it was a waste of time on there anyway, any 'blockbuster movie' they just go ape for, se with Skyfall.

You didn't walk out?

No definitely banned, they'll ban you for anything
over there. Although I did sign out before being banned, perhaps they thought they'd ban in the belief I'd walked out, a sort of pre-emptive strike.

Wow. There's definitely a movie in this story somewhere.

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 16/12/2012 7:49:20 PM

The Puddled Duck

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ORIGINAL: DancingClown

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ORIGINAL: The Puddled Duck

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ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

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ORIGINAL: The Puddled Duck

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ORIGINAL: DancingClown

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ORIGINAL: The Puddled Duck

TDKR it was like TDK (worst bits) meets Inception (just boring), long, boring, terrible plot and script, hammy acting, TDKR really was a snorefest at the cinema, they called it EPIC over on avforums, I told them it was crap.

(gasps) You didn't! You maverick, you! And did their opinions buckle and crumble from the force of yours? That's so awesome. You're like a god, or something!

No they just banned me, it was a waste of time on there anyway, any 'blockbuster movie' they just go ape for, se with Skyfall.

You didn't walk out?

No definitely banned, they'll ban you for anything
over there. Although I did sign out before being banned, perhaps they thought they'd ban in the belief I'd walked out, a sort of pre-emptive strike.

Wow. There's definitely a movie in this story somewhere.

They said that about Skyfall, at least there is story, look, would you like me to stick a scorpion on my hand and down a scotch in some kind of Deer Hunter fashion?

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 16/12/2012 7:59:57 PM

DancingClown

Posts: 3544
Joined: 8/1/2006
From: The Lot

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ORIGINAL: The Puddled Duck

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ORIGINAL: DancingClown

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ORIGINAL: The Puddled Duck

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

quote:

ORIGINAL: The Puddled Duck

quote:

ORIGINAL: DancingClown

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ORIGINAL: The Puddled Duck

TDKR it was like TDK (worst bits) meets Inception (just boring), long, boring, terrible plot and script, hammy acting, TDKR really was a snorefest at the cinema, they called it EPIC over on avforums, I told them it was crap.

(gasps) You didn't! You maverick, you! And did their opinions buckle and crumble from the force of yours? That's so awesome. You're like a god, or something!

No they just banned me, it was a waste of time on there anyway, any 'blockbuster movie' they just go ape for, se with Skyfall.

You didn't walk out?

No definitely banned, they'll ban you for anything
over there. Although I did sign out before being banned, perhaps they thought they'd ban in the belief I'd walked out, a sort of pre-emptive strike.

Wow. There's definitely a movie in this story somewhere.

They said that about Skyfall, at least there is story, look, would you like me to stick a scorpion on my hand and down a scotch in some kind of Deer Hunter fashion?

No, don't do that. I find you inspirational and I want to know more about you.

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'The town knew darkness, and darkness was enough.'

"Storm just bleeewwww me away..."

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 16/12/2012 8:09:55 PM

The Puddled Duck

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ORIGINAL: DancingClown

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ORIGINAL: The Puddled Duck

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ORIGINAL: DancingClown

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ORIGINAL: The Puddled Duck

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ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

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ORIGINAL: The Puddled Duck

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ORIGINAL: DancingClown

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ORIGINAL: The Puddled Duck

TDKR it was like TDK (worst bits) meets Inception (just boring), long, boring, terrible plot and script, hammy acting, TDKR really was a snorefest at the cinema, they called it EPIC over on avforums, I told them it was crap.

(gasps) You didn't! You maverick, you! And did their opinions buckle and crumble from the force of yours? That's so awesome. You're like a god, or something!

No they just banned me, it was a waste of time on there anyway, any 'blockbuster movie' they just go ape for, se with Skyfall.

You didn't walk out?

No definitely banned, they'll ban you for anything
over there. Although I did sign out before being banned, perhaps they thought they'd ban in the belief I'd walked out, a sort of pre-emptive strike.

Wow. There's definitely a movie in this story somewhere.

They said that about Skyfall, at least there is story, look, would you like me to stick a scorpion on my hand and down a scotch in some kind of Deer Hunter fashion?

No, don't do that. I find you inspirational and I want to know more about you.

Really, and just to think under your username you have the words 'Tedious Twat', someone clearly has you miss classified don't they.

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 16/12/2012 8:14:59 PM

DancingClown

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Joined: 8/1/2006
From: The Lot

That's not very nice.

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"Storm just bleeewwww me away..."

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 16/12/2012 10:25:37 PM

tommyjarvis

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ORIGINAL: DancingClown

That's not very nice.

To be fair, you're needlessly attacking him. The kid's only new around here, give him a chance. And what's wrong with a thread where we can discuss films we didn't feel lived up to the hype?

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 16/12/2012 10:41:23 PM

DancingClown

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Joined: 8/1/2006
From: The Lot

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ORIGINAL: tommyjarvis

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ORIGINAL: DancingClown

That's not very nice.

To be fair, you're needlessly attacking him. The kid's only new around here, give him a chance. And what's wrong with a thread where we can discuss films we didn't feel lived up to the hype?

I'm not attacking him. I'm genuinely enthralled by his Jesus-like parable about being expelled from another forum. Plus I agree with him about the aforementioned films being rubbish and pants and poo.

On a serious note I don't think he's a kid.

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'The town knew darkness, and darkness was enough.'

"Storm just bleeewwww me away..."

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 16/12/2012 11:10:08 PM

Cool Breeze

Posts: 1614
Joined: 9/11/2011
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ORIGINAL: The Puddled Duck

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ORIGINAL: DancingClown

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ORIGINAL: The Puddled Duck

quote:

ORIGINAL: DancingClown

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ORIGINAL: The Puddled Duck

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ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

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ORIGINAL: The Puddled Duck

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ORIGINAL: DancingClown

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ORIGINAL: The Puddled Duck

TDKR it was like TDK (worst bits) meets Inception (just boring), long, boring, terrible plot and script, hammy acting, TDKR really was a snorefest at the cinema, they called it EPIC over on avforums, I told them it was crap.

(gasps) You didn't! You maverick, you! And did their opinions buckle and crumble from the force of yours? That's so awesome. You're like a god, or something!

No they just banned me, it was a waste of time on there anyway, any 'blockbuster movie' they just go ape for, se with Skyfall.

You didn't walk out?

No definitely banned, they'll ban you for anything
over there. Although I did sign out before being banned, perhaps they thought they'd ban in the belief I'd walked out, a sort of pre-emptive strike.

Wow. There's definitely a movie in this story somewhere.

They said that about Skyfall, at least there is story, look, would you like me to stick a scorpion on my hand and down a scotch in some kind of Deer Hunter fashion?

No, don't do that. I find you inspirational and I want to know more about you.

Really, and just to think under your username you have the words 'Tedious Twat', someone clearly has you miss classified don't they.

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 17/12/2012 9:37:57 AM

The Duck Returns

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The Puddled Duck is no more, banned again, that just leaves The Duck Returns, I'm not in the business of logging on under multiple usernames anyway I'm a tad bored, so in Skyfall fashion I shall remove myself from the forum, The Duck will never return, I've joined Total Film but that's very boring so I will now just browse forum looking for a home where The Puddled Duck can find a home, I lasted less time than the average Hobbit installments, which isn't a bad thing.

The Puddled Duck, sorry The Duck Returns throws his popcorn and leaves the forum.

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 17/12/2012 9:50:40 AM

DancingClown

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 17/12/2012 9:58:19 AM

The Duck Returns

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ORIGINAL: DancingClown

It's a broken link, at least when I throw my toys at being treated like a second rate citizen post a link that isn't broken.

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 17/12/2012 10:04:40 AM

DancingClown

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Joined: 8/1/2006
From: The Lot

I thought you were going? Does this mean you're staying?

Yay! (claps hands)

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 17/12/2012 10:37:40 AM

The Duck Returns

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The Duck is an omnipresent character, he sees all films, is at the very cutting edge of film debate (TDKR Epic, you're having a laugh), men want to be him, women want to be with him, cats want there daily helpings of Mr Tiddles supreme fed to them by him.

Do you say I haven't seen God knocking about for a bit what's happened to him?.

The Duck has be crucified and expelled by the masses and watched The Dictator, his pain for the wrong doing of men is complete, if you don't think so remember he's also watched Battleship.

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 17/12/2012 4:53:44 PM

Shifty Bench

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ORIGINAL: The Duck Returns

The Puddled Duck is no more, banned again, that just leaves The Duck Returns, I'm not in the business of logging on under multiple usernames anyway I'm a tad bored, so in Skyfall fashion I shall remove myself from the forum, The Duck will never return, I've joined Total Film but that's very boring so I will now just browse forum looking for a home where The Puddled Duck can find a home, I lasted less time than the average Hobbit installments, which isn't a bad thing.

The Puddled Duck, sorry The Duck Returns throws his popcorn and leaves the forum.

Wait.....I've been away for a few hours.....you got banned (which isn't really all that easy round here so you must have done something bad) but you just went ahead and created a new account?

Are you trying to get banned?

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You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.

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Shifty said it best

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 17/12/2012 5:47:29 PM

The Duck Returns

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Joined: 17/12/2012

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ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

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ORIGINAL: The Duck Returns

The Puddled Duck is no more, banned again, that just leaves The Duck Returns, I'm not in the business of logging on under multiple usernames anyway I'm a tad bored, so in Skyfall fashion I shall remove myself from the forum, The Duck will never return, I've joined Total Film but that's very boring so I will now just browse forum looking for a home where The Puddled Duck can find a home, I lasted less time than the average Hobbit installments, which isn't a bad thing.

The Puddled Duck, sorry The Duck Returns throws his popcorn and leaves the forum.

Wait.....I've been away for a few hours.....you got banned (which isn't really all that easy round here so you must have done something bad) but you just went ahead and created a new account?

Are you trying to get banned?

I got banned and reprised myself, I did not just reprise myself with the intent of getting banned, I have or at least in my previous original form been banned, if it reads like Inception then let me tell you I'm not that boring.

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 17/12/2012 6:04:15 PM

Hood_Man

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Mods, can we keep him?

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 17/12/2012 6:08:38 PM

Shifty Bench

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I was thinking that too but now I'm not sure. He seems all over the place, he was leaving this morning, after getting banned, now he wants to stay.

Make up your ducking mind!

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ORIGINAL: matty_b
You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.

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ORIGINAL: porntrooper
Shifty said it best

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 17/12/2012 6:32:30 PM

The Duck Returns

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Joined: 17/12/2012

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ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

I was thinking that too but now I'm not sure. He seems all over the place, he was leaving this morning, after getting banned, now he wants to stay.

Make up your ducking mind!

The duck is a former mental health patient and been sectioned under section 3 of the mental health act three times in the last year, he is a suicide (electrocution) victim and 6 weeks ago had a heart attack. The duck knows only pain and sorrow.

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 17/12/2012 6:34:27 PM

Hood_Man

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Yeah, keep him

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 17/12/2012 6:37:46 PM

The Duck Returns

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ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

Yeah, keep him

I'm afraid the duck isn't joking, the electrocution was horrific, truly horrific, that alone nearly cost me two fingers of my hand.

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 17/12/2012 6:38:08 PM

Shifty Bench

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Yeah

I was only going for a cheap pun but I got the duck's mental health history

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ORIGINAL: matty_b
You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.

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ORIGINAL: porntrooper
Shifty said it best

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 17/12/2012 6:40:01 PM

Hood_Man

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It's times like these that I wish I were a mod, as far as I'm concerned it would be a case of anything goes as long as i could occasionally ban people for nothing more than my own amusement.

Starting with YOU!

*points at nobody in particular for extra paranoia*

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 17/12/2012 6:41:28 PM

Shifty Bench

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Oh, you know if I was a Mod, I'd ban you, Hood, just for fun.

It's no secret

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ORIGINAL: matty_b
You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.

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ORIGINAL: porntrooper
Shifty said it best

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 17/12/2012 6:42:52 PM

The Duck Returns

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ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

Yeah

I was only going for a cheap pun but I got the duck's mental health history

I have a degree and am a chartered accountant I'm not thick, but people have done horrible things to me. People who cannot be named.

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 17/12/2012 6:44:29 PM

Shifty Bench

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Yeah, ok, dude......we've already decided to keep you. Don't need to try so hard. Jeez.

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ORIGINAL: matty_b
You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.

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ORIGINAL: porntrooper
Shifty said it best

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 17/12/2012 6:47:46 PM

Hood_Man

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ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

Oh, you know if I was a Mod, I'd ban you, Hood, just for fun.

It's no secret

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 17/12/2012 6:50:12 PM

Shifty Bench

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You can be unbanned, though, right?

If I was a Mod, I'd be banning people just to see what would happen. I'd ban the obvious ones, sure, but then I'd ban the good ones just for laugh. I am a horrible person

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ORIGINAL: matty_b
You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.

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ORIGINAL: porntrooper
Shifty said it best

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 17/12/2012 6:52:26 PM

The Duck Returns

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ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

Yeah, ok, dude......we've already decided to keep you. Don't need to try so hard. Jeez.

I shall be leaving the forum (again) as it clearly discriminating against me, if I was black you wouldn't allow discrimination, but a small mental health problem and you're over me like a bad rash. I shall not return, unless there's a very funny thread and I have something obviously hilarious to say.

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 17/12/2012 6:54:33 PM

Shifty Bench

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You clearly haven't been around here that long.....we welcome people with mental health problems, not discriminate against them. There are loads of them round these parts.

You know who you are......

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ORIGINAL: matty_b
You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.

quote:

ORIGINAL: porntrooper
Shifty said it best

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RE: The most overhyped film you've ever seen? - 17/12/2012 6:55:39 PM

Hood_Man

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Joined: 30/9/2005

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ORIGINAL: The Duck Returns

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ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

Yeah, ok, dude......we've already decided to keep you. Don't need to try so hard. Jeez.

I shall be leaving the forum (again) as it clearly discriminating against me, if I was black you wouldn't allow discrimination, but a small mental health problem and you're over me like a bad rash. I shall not return, unless there's a very funny thread and I have something obviously hilarious to say.