Chief Wiggum
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I've just finished watching this film and felt I could share my thoughts, we'll start off by going through what I thought minute by minute of the film. 0mins - haven't seen a rambo film in a while, i wonder if this is any good? 2mins - Rambo got fat, yo! (in my defence I've also been watching The Wire today ) 1hr30mins- ooh the credits! My problem is that my favourite rambo film has always been first blood, not because of rambo kicking redneck "ass" in the woods, but for the other, more important part of the story that deals with the difficulty that soldiers find when it comes to leaving that life and becoming a civilian again, and this film beared no resemblance to that in any way, there was no decent characterisation of anybody, nothing that made you sit back afterwards and think, there wasn't even a decent narrative. What there was was mindless, relentless and unrealistic violence. if you want to sit back and let your pot-addled mind turn off for a while whilst watching rambo rip a guys throat out, see this film. if you want to see a film that will make you think/cry/laugh/care go and see anything else before you sit down to watch this film, the only thoughts that will cross your mind when you leave the cinema will be "Did I seriously pay money for that?" and "what kind of flat-out idiot actually enjoyed this peice of mediocre toss?" When it comes to giving this film a rating well, as a stand alone film I have to disagree with empire's review, two stars gave it at least one star too many. The story was weak, the supporting actors were a little hammy to say the least, and the film managed to take a serious and potentially thought provoking situation and turned it into little more than an excuse to turn as many stomachs as they possibly could. But then I thought of the other rambo flicks, and the Commandos and others of the ilk and then it makes sense, with the progression of special effects that we've seen between this and the last Rambo film the standard Rambo demographic just want to see big kills with as much blood and guts as possible, with the level of gore in your average video game these days they had to make up for the lack of a decent story, otherwise the mouthbreathers of this world would feel ripped off, so when you compare it to most of the other films of its ilk it's not bad, certainly average, three stars perhaps. so bearing in mind the score as a film in it's own right and as a film in a series... once again empire you are correct two stars is all this deserves, and even then it should count its self lucky. EDIT: Just noticed the double post, if a kindly mod could delete this one.
< Message edited by Chief Wiggum -- 24/2/2008 2:20:06 PM >
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