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RE: I am pissed off because... - 6/6/2013 8:32:26 PM   
sanchia


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Idiot children playing football across a busy road (kicking the ball between cars and then running out into the road if they kick it wrong to fetch tohe ball even when cars are coming). then again these are the same children i had to emergency brake with the other week because they cam flying out of a driveway on their bikes without even a glance to see if there was traffic and crossed two lanes (the bloke coming the other way was so unimpressed I saw him getting out and going to the house). Then again I think we may have Darwin award winners soon. .

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 6/6/2013 8:58:45 PM   
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message fuck


Is this in any way related to lamb fuck?

I don't get it.


I was *this* close to explaining it until I realised.....

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 6/6/2013 9:16:22 PM   
sanchia


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Is it because hoody's in Wales?

Now I'm off to marry a cousin (ah where would we be without stereotype).

< Message edited by sanchia -- 6/6/2013 9:17:04 PM >


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RE: I am pissed off because... - 7/6/2013 1:33:24 PM   
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A job interview that I was supposed to have three weeks ago was rescheduled for today. It was at the school I've been on placement at, but for a different year group. The format of the day was supposed be all six candidates having an observed lesson in the morning, and then management said they were planning on taking three of the six through to the face-to-face interviews in the afternoon. Not only did I not get through to the full interview (in spite of having been mucked about and already knowing the school), they only took two people through in the end. Really not sure why I'm even bothering with this teaching lark.

EDIT: Got a phonecall at 4pm from a different school offering me an interview Less pissed off now!

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 9/6/2013 5:55:03 PM   
sanchia


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Another driving one (most of my irritants are nowadays). We were travelling in a 40mph zone at about 42mph when a car suddenly comes up behind and really starts to tailgate (about 2 to 3 feet from the rear bumper maximum. the brake pedal was touched so the lights went on without actually braking (to actually brake would have resulted in them going through the boot) and they pulled back a couple of feet for a second or two only to get closer. We then turned left onto a side road only for this car to try to cut in front of us as we were going around the corner of the junction (they didn't as there was not enough room to even contemplate such a maneuver if sane). When we finally turned off they were really glaring at us as if we had done something wrong. I do not understand how some people can think this is acceptable driving and appear to blame someone for not driving like an idiot? Sadly this is becoming a far more common manner for people to drive, attempting to bully people.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 10/6/2013 6:03:19 PM   
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Another driving one (most of my irritants are nowadays). We were travelling in a 40mph zone at about 42mph when a car suddenly comes up behind and really starts to tailgate (about 2 to 3 feet from the rear bumper maximum. the brake pedal was touched so the lights went on without actually braking (to actually brake would have resulted in them going through the boot) and they pulled back a couple of feet for a second or two only to get closer. We then turned left onto a side road only for this car to try to cut in front of us as we were going around the corner of the junction (they didn't as there was not enough room to even contemplate such a maneuver if sane). When we finally turned off they were really glaring at us as if we had done something wrong. I do not understand how some people can think this is acceptable driving and appear to blame someone for not driving like an idiot? Sadly this is becoming a far more common manner for people to drive, attempting to bully people.


When people do this to me, I tend to be a prick right back to them and slow down. Particularly if there's no way they can overtake me

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 10/6/2013 6:42:22 PM   
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We just kept going at about 40 mph which was the speed limit and they kept creeping closer and closer. The thing is there was about three places where they easily could have passed with no problems. I just get the impression they were an aggressive, bullying prick.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 11/6/2013 12:00:46 AM   
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We just kept going at about 40 mph which was the speed limit and they kept creeping closer and closer. The thing is there was about three places where they easily could have passed with no problems. I just get the impression they were an aggressive, bullying prick.


I had the same problems a few days ago. A bloody Transit van right up to my bumper in a 60mph zone where I was doing 60. And when he did overtake, it was over double white lines. Bloody tosspot!


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RE: I am pissed off because... - 11/6/2013 8:27:36 PM   
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THIS CUNTING FUCKING STUPID FUCKING CUNTBALL OF A WORKPLACE RELIANT ON TECHNOLOGY THAT DOESN'T FUCKING WELL WORK LIKE IT CUNTING WELL SHOULD.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 11/6/2013 8:37:14 PM   
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THIS CUNTING FUCKING STUPID FUCKING CUNTBALL OF A WORKPLACE RELIANT ON TECHNOLOGY THAT DOESN'T FUCKING WELL WORK LIKE IT CUNTING WELL SHOULD.


I really hope that goes out as subtitles.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 11/6/2013 8:38:37 PM   
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THEY WILL FUCKING DESERVE IT IF IT DOES.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 11/6/2013 8:42:18 PM   
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I like it.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 11/6/2013 8:45:09 PM   
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I'm beginning to think I should

a) watch more ITV

b) remember to keep the subtitles on

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 11/6/2013 8:47:03 PM   
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THIS CUNTING FUCKING STUPID FUCKING CUNTBALL OF A WORKPLACE RELIANT ON TECHNOLOGY THAT DOESN'T FUCKING WELL WORK LIKE IT CUNTING WELL SHOULD.


That pretty much perfectly sums up my last couple of days at work too. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 11/6/2013 8:47:15 PM   
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Unluckily for all you, this is RTE in Ireland I'm having MASSIVE CUNTING PROBLEMS WITH.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 11/6/2013 8:53:37 PM   
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That reminds me, did anyone else see that Irish t.v. programme on Sky a few weeks back that was about a ploughing contest? I want to make sure I didn't dream it.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 11/6/2013 8:58:38 PM   
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Ah, So we need to get Paul to watch it and record with subs then?

OH - actually, you can watch some RTE on their player thingy.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 11/6/2013 8:59:57 PM   
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That reminds me, did anyone else see that Irish t.v. programme on Sky a few weeks back that was about a ploughing contest? I want to make sure I didn't dream it.


Isn't that an euphemism for a night with Monstercat's mum?

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 11/6/2013 9:08:21 PM   
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That reminds me, did anyone else see that Irish t.v. programme on Sky a few weeks back that was about a ploughing contest? I want to make sure I didn't dream it.


Isn't that an euphemism for a night with Monstercat's mum?



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RE: I am pissed off because... - 11/6/2013 10:02:32 PM   
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Unluckily for all you, this is RTE in Ireland I'm having MASSIVE CUNTING PROBLEMS WITH.


Go on, type a sweary message, tell me when it goes out and I promise I'll watch it.


(I probably won't, but do it anyway)

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 11/6/2013 10:14:33 PM   
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Yeah, even if the software didn't scramble any accidental swear words we put out live ('cunt' comes out as 'sock', for example), I don't want to get sacked.

I have been mighty tempted in the past just to put out something random and subliminal, however.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 11/6/2013 10:41:54 PM   
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Yeah, even if the software didn't scramble any accidental swear words we put out live ('cunt' comes out as 'sock', for example), I don't want to get sacked.



Don't want to know what your bosses do to their socks.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 11/6/2013 10:55:56 PM   
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I was going to jump in and defend my mum's honour, but that was pretty funny.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 11/6/2013 11:08:00 PM   
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I was going to jump in and defend my mum's honour


She never did, why should you?

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 12/6/2013 8:46:36 AM   
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I have been mighty tempted in the past just to put out something random and subliminal, however.


Fuck subliminal.

"Yes, Man of Steel got 4 stars. Deal with it." or

"Liev Shreiber here, reporting from Monstercat's mum's dungeon....."

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 12/6/2013 9:12:04 AM   
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"Liev Shreiber here, reporting from Monstercat's mum's dungeon....."



I would pay to see that come up as a subtitle

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 13/6/2013 5:54:51 PM   
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How about you get off your fucking arse and just fucking do it you lazy fuck! Iíve never known anyone so idle. Twat

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 13/6/2013 9:14:09 PM   
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Yeah, even if the software didn't scramble any accidental swear words we put out live ('cunt' comes out as 'sock', for example), I don't want to get sacked.

I have been mighty tempted in the past just to put out something random and subliminal, however.

So you're saying these weren't you?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/guardianwitness-blog/gallery/2013/jun/13/bad-subtitles-readers-pictures

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 13/6/2013 9:19:47 PM   
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Sorry to disappoint, but all those appear to be either Channel 4 or the BBC. I work for ITV/5, channels with a better quality of subtitle.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 13/6/2013 11:42:17 PM   
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Why is Liev Schreiber in my mum's dungeon?

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