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RE: I am pissed off because... - 28/10/2012 10:09:57 AM   
matty_b


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RE: I am pissed off because... - 28/10/2012 5:09:47 PM   
donethinking


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 I really enjoyed Derren Brown's Apocalypse thing on friday night but it seems the 'victim' is an actor http://derrenbrownexposed.wordpress.com/

it could just be coincidence that he's an out of work actor I suppose....nevertheless Derren has some questions to answer!

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 29/10/2012 10:13:20 AM   
homersimpson_esq


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ORIGINAL: donethinking

I really enjoyed Derren Brown's Apocalypse thing on friday night but it seems the 'victim' is an actor http://derrenbrownexposed.wordpress.com/

it could just be coincidence that he's an out of work actor I suppose....nevertheless Derren has some questions to answer!


Magic turns out to not actually be magic?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT STOP THE PRESSES.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 29/10/2012 10:54:11 AM   
donethinking


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quote:

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quote:

ORIGINAL: donethinking

I really enjoyed Derren Brown's Apocalypse thing on friday night but it seems the 'victim' is an actor http://derrenbrownexposed.wordpress.com/

it could just be coincidence that he's an out of work actor I suppose....nevertheless Derren has some questions to answer!


Magic turns out to not actually be magic?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT STOP THE PRESSES.


Face into the wind if your going to blow piss over everything.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 29/10/2012 1:02:14 PM   
sharkboy


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 Alternately, aren't these wannabe actor types just the kind of people who would be likely to apply for something like this? Its not like his entry is in any way spectacular - no agent, no work to speak of.. As for the rest of the allegations on that page, they just stink of desperation - is it really that unlikely for a lazy-ass couch potato to be wearing the same hoody a couple of days apart?

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 31/10/2012 2:58:46 PM   
sanchia


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 Someone nearby has been playing the same "song" over and over for the last hour. My window is closed but the baseline of DUH DUH DU DU DUH DU DU has been looped and loud.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 31/10/2012 6:42:28 PM   
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 Pizza just out of the oven? Check. New book on the bedside table to start tonight? Check. Fresh sheets on the bed? Check. Knock a can of Coke over all the above which then falls down the side of the bed? Check. Drench the book under the tap, rip out the pages and throw it in the bin in a rage? Check. Storm up to the shop to buy another can of Coke because I fucking wanted a Coke with my dinner, damnit?! Check. Pizza cold when I get back from my trip to the shop in the rain? Check...

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 31/10/2012 6:49:00 PM   
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HAHAHA.Take that you little punks!!

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 2/11/2012 8:46:07 PM   
Greggieboy

 

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Just done my back in while watching The Master in Leicester Square.

Usher showed me to the wrong seat which meant moving half way through the trailers to a seat that had obviosly been sat in a LOT and really dipped in the middle. Couldnt move around a lot as someone was sitting next to me (who also smelled a bit). Its not a short film either!!!!

I should have moved to the back during the film but oh no, Im too considerate to get in anyones way. Im now in agony. £16 for the priviledge as well. Fucking Odeon

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 3/11/2012 6:31:41 PM   
Sway


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 You cunting arsewipe. Thanks for being the icing on the cake. Twat.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 5/11/2012 12:18:10 AM   
Gimli The Dwarf


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 Another 9 hours before I can call the dentists and have this bloody toothache sorted out.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 5/11/2012 12:46:38 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Gimli The Dwarf

Another 9 hours before I can call the dentists and have this bloody toothache sorted out.


Just do what Tom Hanks did in Cast Away.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 5/11/2012 1:50:48 AM   
Gimli The Dwarf


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 If I had an ice skate I would!

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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 5/11/2012 1:54:50 AM   
Shifty Bench


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I assume the pain is stopping you from sleeping, Gimli? I hate it when that happens.

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You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.


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Shifty said it best


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RE: I am pissed off because... - 5/11/2012 2:08:50 AM   
Gimli The Dwarf


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 I've had about 5 hours kip since Friday

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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 5/11/2012 2:17:01 AM   
Shifty Bench


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That sucks. Hope it gets sorted tomorrow for you

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You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.


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Shifty said it best


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RE: I am pissed off because... - 5/11/2012 9:40:44 AM   
sanchia


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 Very nasty when that happens. I remember when my back was really playing up and I was in a similar situation. It makes you barely functional and you can see why sleep deprivation is considered torture.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 5/11/2012 10:00:25 AM   
matty_b


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 Hope you get it sorted, Gimli. I would suggest that a lack of sleep and intense pain would probably explain some of your taste in music and film, but...well, you've always been that way.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 5/11/2012 1:41:51 PM   
shool


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 Everyones got an angle.

I hardly trust anyone anymore. This also makes me sad.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 5/11/2012 8:44:55 PM   
matty_b


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 First day back at work and I discovered I've got a fuckache of two weeks ahead.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 6/11/2012 12:38:12 AM   
Goodfella


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 You're going to sit there and give me work and relationship advice!?

You quit your job, you bum off your new girlfriend who's also one of my best mates, you take the complete michael out of her and her family, you can't even support your own daughter (I also do that as a taxpayer) let alone anyone else and you want to sit there on your laurels and try and guide the rest of the world on what they should be doing.

Two words. Second one is off.

Go and get a job and then a set of morals and then come back to me!

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 6/11/2012 10:39:09 AM   
Gimli The Dwarf


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ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

That sucks. Hope it gets sorted tomorrow for you


Cheers. Turns out it's a wisdom tooth. Annoyingly the painkillers have yet to kick in.

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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 6/11/2012 10:56:29 AM   
sanchia


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 When they do it will be rainbows and butterflies the whole way.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 6/11/2012 10:58:24 AM   
Gimli The Dwarf


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 I hope so

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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 7/11/2012 9:28:06 PM   
Sway


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 Just got a text from my flatmate telling me somebody has kicked in the pane of glass at the bottom of the entry door to our block.

We have an unusual set up in the block of flats we belong to. While the entry door next to ours houses 4 flats, our entry door leads down a corridor, downstairs, and we're the only flat in there. So nobody else except us two and service people use the entry door.

So I've always, in the back of my mind, felt a little conscious of the safety aspect of that. Thankfully our actual flat hasn't been broken into, and he reckons it looks like it was probably mindless vandalism rather than an attempted break in.

But somebody must have heard or seen it happen. There are dozens of flats and ours is at the very end - whoever did it would have to walk back infront of the rest of the flats. We're also opposite offices that constantly have workers outside having cigarette breaks.

So typical that this happens today. I've been in the flat all week since I've been off ill, and the one day I'm at my folks home, this happens.

Fuck sake.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 9/11/2012 3:57:30 PM   
steffols


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 A girl on my facebook asking if £400 is enough to spend on her two year old son. She doesn't think he has enough as it only clocks up to 21 gifts. Dudley Dursley comes to mind...

Oh, she just updated saying it's all his designer gear and goes on to name all his designer gear and the fact she wants to buy him a mini-ipad after Christmas. Two years old.
Some people, honestly.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 9/11/2012 4:00:45 PM   
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A girl on my facebook asking if £400 is enough to spend on her two year old son. She doesn't think he has enough as it only clocks up to 21 gifts. Dudley Dursley comes to mind...

Oh, she just updated saying it's all his designer gear and goes on to name all his designer gear and the fact she wants to buy him a mini-ipad after Christmas. Two years old.
Some people, honestly.


Someone saying, "in my day we'd be happy if all we got was..." in 3...2...

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 9/11/2012 4:06:08 PM   
sanchia


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 The child would probably be happier with a LeapPad which is actually designed for children then with an iPad.

I find the designer gear thing for children is basically more money then sense as they end to grow out of things in weeks and to be honest at two they would happily wear a sack as long as it was warm enough. I think they are buying the things as a status symbol for the parents rather than with the child being in mind which is the usual reason.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 9/11/2012 4:06:10 PM   
steffols


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quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq


quote:

ORIGINAL: steffols

A girl on my facebook asking if £400 is enough to spend on her two year old son. She doesn't think he has enough as it only clocks up to 21 gifts. Dudley Dursley comes to mind...

Oh, she just updated saying it's all his designer gear and goes on to name all his designer gear and the fact she wants to buy him a mini-ipad after Christmas. Two years old.
Some people, honestly.


Someone saying, "in my day we'd be happy if all we got was..." in 3...2...


I will be honest and say that as an only child up until I was 11, I did not want for toys at Christmas. But if I didn't get them, I wouldn't have known any better and wouldn't have been worse off. She seems to enjoy telling people the names of the designer items she has bought her toddler, who will no doubt grow out of his fancy Adidas tracksuits within six months, it's like her son is a doll that she shows off. It's quite sad.


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RE: I am pissed off because... - 9/11/2012 4:10:12 PM   
matty_b


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 It's clearly more about her and a particular status, than making her child happy.

Jr is five tomorrow and suffice to say I have not spent anywhere near that amount on him.

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