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RE: I am pissed off because... - 18/9/2012 6:28:26 PM   
donethinking


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 vicks first defense it is, first thing tomorrow!

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 18/9/2012 6:30:56 PM   
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 It is a bit pricey (unless you get it on ebay) but one bottle lasts me the winter.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 18/9/2012 8:40:50 PM   
donethinking


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 £7.49 in Boots it says, if it works that sounds like a bargain, I might even get the echinacea aswell, getting a cold in september just isnt on!

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 18/9/2012 9:22:58 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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 If I get a cold I use a handkerchief and take some Man The Fuck Up pills. They're surprisingly effective.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 18/9/2012 9:40:27 PM   
sanchia


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 I used to do that but if you can avoid a cold developing you would be stupid not to.

My internet has dropped out I think it is my wireless box.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 18/9/2012 10:26:11 PM   
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 ...of the report at the end of News At 10 just now showing the utter deprivation as a result of cuts in the east end of Sunderland.
Cameron, you absolute cunt.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 19/9/2012 3:32:46 PM   
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I spent nearly 2 hours trying to work out how to get from Glasgow to Schwerin only to realise it's a bloody nightmare. You can go from London to Hamburg, or from Manchester which is bafflingly £40 more expensive each way each ticket. But then you need to get from Hamburg without wanting to rent a car and drive myself, but there's nowhere nearer. 

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 19/9/2012 8:34:20 PM   
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 Yeah, I'm a bloody 35 year-old man and I'm not interested in your stupid fucking staring games, how to walk from one end of the road to another is not a competition, it's an act of necessity so take your fucking latent adolescent tendencies and shove em up your fucking smirking arse before I run you over with this bloody buggy!

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 19/9/2012 10:35:04 PM   
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 Ah fuck. Just went to watch the first two episodes of Lilyhammer on iplayer but they've took the first one off.
Yet I can watch an entire series of Holby bastard City.
Cunts.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 20/9/2012 1:13:20 PM   
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Not to sound like a broken record BUT the lack of 2D screenings, fucks sake.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 20/9/2012 1:16:54 PM   
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 Some of you may remember me ranting about Barney, a guy who works in the same office as me, before. He's always standing in front of my line of sight to gaze out the window and distracts me.

Well, today - HE QUEUE JUMPED ME IN THE DELI WHEN I WAS WAITING TO ORDER MY SANDWICH.

And all because he didn't have to order anything.

What a cunt, I hope his pasta tastes of shit.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 20/9/2012 1:20:57 PM   
Chief


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quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

Some of you may remember me ranting about Barney, a guy who works in the same office as me, before. He's always standing in front of my line of sight to gaze out the window and distracts me.

Well, today - HE QUEUE JUMPED ME IN THE DELI WHEN I WAS WAITING TO ORDER MY SANDWICH.

And all because he didn't have to order anything.

What a cunt, I hope his pasta tastes of shit.


Is Barney real? I mean, real like the rest of us can see him?

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 20/9/2012 1:26:29 PM   
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 Unfortunately, he is.

Olaf's seen him, he spoiled his late night viewing of Scarface.

< Message edited by matty_b -- 20/9/2012 1:28:03 PM >

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 20/9/2012 1:35:38 PM   
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Having recently watched Death to Smoochy I envision Barney as his namesake and so now have an image of John Carpenter beating the shit out of a giant purple dinosaur.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 20/9/2012 1:42:28 PM   
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 And what an awesome film that would be.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 21/9/2012 8:34:59 AM   
donethinking


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 fuck you cold.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 21/9/2012 12:02:35 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

Unfortunately, he is.

Olaf's seen him, he spoiled his late night viewing of Scarface.


Is it even possible to spoil a viewing of Scarface (assuming it was the De Palma version)?

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 21/9/2012 12:12:32 PM   
matty_b


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 It could be longer.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 21/9/2012 12:34:11 PM   
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 We had all but decided where to go for our section's work lunch, (literally everyone had chosen this place) until one stupid wee spoilt bitch moans enough to get us to go somewhere with 'better desserts.'

And of course, the organiser bends to her every whim as she bats her eyelashes at him. As she does everyone.

Generally I get on with her, but fuck me, she a fucking spoilt entitled princess at times.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 21/9/2012 1:52:53 PM   
Rhubarb


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 Yeah, but do they actually have better desserts?

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 21/9/2012 1:54:57 PM   
matty_b


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 Yeah, I mean, I appreciate your position JC, but if they have better cheesecake...she's right.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 21/9/2012 2:08:50 PM   
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Has to be a damn fine cheesecake if it means missing out on two courses (or one... cheapskates...) of the most wonderful savoury goodness.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 21/9/2012 2:12:04 PM   
Chief


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quote:

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Has to be a damn fine cheesecake if it means missing out on two courses (or one... cheapskates...) of the most wonderful savoury goodness.


Aye, savoury over sweet every time.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 21/9/2012 3:41:23 PM   
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 It's the principle of the thing. The principle.

Won't someone think of the principle?

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 21/9/2012 10:54:19 PM   
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 They changed my title incorrectly. Again.

I was VERY clear on the quote and they messed it up on purpose for God knows what reason other than to wind me up. This NEVER happens to another forumite.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 21/9/2012 11:01:31 PM   
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It happens to every forumite that asks for a title with an apostrophe as we've just explained. Most don't react in such an accusatory manner however.


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RE: I am pissed off because... - 21/9/2012 11:04:33 PM   
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quote:

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It happens to every forumite that asks for a title with an apostrophe as we've just explained. Most don't react in such an accusatory manner however.



Noted and thank you for responding boss. I didn't realise apostrophes weren't applicable to titles.

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RE: I am pissed off because... - 22/9/2012 12:08:53 AM   
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And of course, the organiser bends to her every whim as she bats her eyelashes at him. As she does everyone.


Seems an awkward picture, logistically, there. I'm trying to work out how it works. So, she's batting her eyelashes at the organiser while she does everyone? Seems a bit clumsy, but I guess it could work. I've seen Eyes Wide Shut.

LOL GRAMMAR HUMOUR.


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RE: I am pissed off because... - 22/9/2012 9:18:33 AM   
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RE: I am pissed off because... - 22/9/2012 2:22:31 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

quote:

ORIGINAL: jcthefirst

And of course, the organiser bends to her every whim as she bats her eyelashes at him. As she does everyone.


Seems an awkward picture, logistically, there. I'm trying to work out how it works. So, she's batting her eyelashes at the organiser while she does everyone? Seems a bit clumsy, but I guess it could work. I've seen Eyes Wide Shut.

LOL GRAMMAR HUMOUR.


You may be shit-hot when it comes to full stops and that but your grasp of semantics is fucking woeful

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