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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 18/1/2013 3:20:26 PM   
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Am I the only person who, when this thread title pops up, hums "that somebody loved me..." to themselves?


Anyone?


I do it too.

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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 18/1/2013 3:24:31 PM   
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 I just say .."of Matty's mum" in my head

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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 18/1/2013 3:27:55 PM   
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 Dreams, dear boy, not nightmares.

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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 18/1/2013 3:37:05 PM   
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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 18/1/2013 3:39:10 PM   
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 Have you swallowed a banned poster and become gif king?

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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 18/1/2013 3:40:41 PM   
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 No, I'm just coming round to the view that gifs say so much more than words.


Unless I just tell you to fuck off. That says quite a bit.

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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 18/1/2013 3:44:14 PM   
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 Proof positive that uncouth scumbaggery runs in the family.

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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 18/1/2013 3:46:06 PM   
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Proof positive that uncouth scumbaggery runs in the family.




Foul-mouthed uncouth scumbaggery

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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 18/1/2013 3:48:25 PM   
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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 18/1/2013 6:35:50 PM   
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Combo breaker on a run of Emily Blunt gifs from Mr b.



I am still dreaming most nights but my capacity to remember them for more than a few minutes has gone down the pan.

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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 18/1/2013 11:58:38 PM   
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Have there been any reports of random stabbings in your area...?

Just askin', y'know...


Yes there was. I was reading in the local paper that this guy stabbed his wife to death. Fucking scumbag. I remember it really impacting on me so that could be a factor who knows.

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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 19/1/2013 9:14:07 AM   
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 I was a government agent in the US who was tracking alien abduction in the Southern States. Every time I got to a new site I hoped to find some aliens but every time I was too late. It was a very dull dream involving interviewing red-necks about their experiences.

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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 19/1/2013 10:32:08 AM   
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 Part of my dream last night involved me trying to use a public toilet.

Variations of the same scene quite often pop up in my dreams. I'll go into a public toilet and it'll be huge. Like, warehouse big. And none of the toilets will be suitable because none of them will have stalls or any sort of covering around them. I always get really worked up about people watching me - a classic anxiety dream.

Last night was slightly different in that all the toilets were too close together. As in, could barely stand between them they were so close.

Needless to say I couldn't go. Yet again.

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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 19/1/2013 10:35:37 AM   
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I was a government agent in the US who was tracking alien abduction in the Southern States. Every time I got to a new site I hoped to find some aliens but every time I was too late. It was a very dull dream involving interviewing red-necks about their experiences.


Thats an awesome dream!

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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 19/1/2013 10:48:24 AM   
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Last night I dreamt I was at a party on some kind of pier, and ended up sleeping with an old work colleague I haven't seen nor spoken to for about 5 years and never previously imagined doing the naughty with. I now have a sudden desire to reconnect with her

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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 19/1/2013 2:50:57 PM   
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Last night's dream went all the way back to primary school for me (although I think my dream self was a bit older). It was school trip day and I didn't want to go because a) my bike was a bit shoddy, b) I left my money at home and wanted to buy a mineral first and c) according to the pamphlet we were going to see the bloody Avengers (the new one). So I waited around school with the rest of the class until our teacher came over to me, who happened to be James Cameron, which might have be a tip off for the rest of my dream. I tried to weasel my way out of things but he looked over my bike and said it was fine. Then I tried to get some money off him so I could buy a mineral at the local shop and he wouldn't give me any the stingy git.

Funnily enough we didn't need our bikes because we went on bus.

All the way there I just listened to my mp3 player, which I'm convinced was funneling through the music I actually listening to while sleeping.

When we arrived it was a fair and the first thing we saw a sort of WWI playground bunker where we could fire mortars, take incoming messages via old style radio boxes, and even parachute off the bunker. This forced when you entered a certain section that I didn't know about and I had to cut the rope from the parachute that was moving towards the edge because there's no way I doing that. There was even a typewriter than you could type down the incoming messages, which seemed really cool.

Any after a while I was around the place and found out this wasn't the only place in the fair. Doors were mischievously hidden in the walls, no doubt to preserve the illusion of this being real and when I opened the door I realized it was just one part of a massive construct. Outside there was a bar section (natch this is still Ireland) that some of the older kids from different schools were trying to get into. But more interestingly there were zones based on different things like a 2001 zone, a Matrix zone, a Mario zone, a Sonic zone and loads more that are a bit indistinct now.

All these zones had a fairly esoteric challenge to them that if you won you got a prize. Some of these challenges were very Portal like. I won quite a few prizes but then a judge came in and said I did one wrong and took away a Studio Ghibli artbook that I coveted. Bastard.

One cool part of these zones was that you could take an object and by just hitting it against another one, create different object. For example a a Yoda toy mixed with a toy crocodile and it became a different type of reptile toy thing.. hit a marshmallow against a toy block and it became a bigger marshmallow, hit that marshmallow against a toy walkie-talkie and you get a marshmallow walkie-talkie.

Anyway the day was over and we had to leave but my school bus left without me. So Jackie Chan style I jumped onto the side of another school's bus and rode all the way back to Dublin. There, walking home I realised the world itself was a pixelated zone.

Pretty cool dream.

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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 20/1/2013 4:32:39 PM   
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 I think I wrote it down last night as I just found it on my bedside cabinet.

I was travelling with some friends and family when we come to a cave above a village. There is someone there who tells us not to go to the village as they are hurting people there and we can hear screams coming from the village. he says think what they would do to strangers. We enter the cave instead. Inside the cave it is well lit and filled with antiques . We are rather awestruck by this and walk around the cave. I notice a large carving on the wall and realise this is evidence that disproves all interpretations of religion explaining how it should truly be. At this time I hear a noise from the entrance to the cave and see a long row of robed people entering. They have my aunt, and whilst I should be concerned I am not being more worried about getting out of there. Some friend and I sneak past the large group of robed individual and realise there is a wooden door set in the wall near the entrance. We sneak through and find ourselves behind some bushes outside.

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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 21/1/2013 7:31:22 AM   
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 I kept waking up during the night but at one point I was having a strange dream about being in a comic book where I was trying to find Robin and was had to fall from page to page with each a doorway to a new scene. It ended up with a demonic Joker fighting an old one possessed Iron Man (he had tentacles so maybe Cthulu) and me having to talk Iron Man down once he had won so he did not end up destroying the world.

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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 21/1/2013 11:05:03 AM   
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 Last night I dreamt my mum, my brother and a third party all told me my breath smelled.

Talk about being paranoid this morning.



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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 21/1/2013 12:16:02 PM   
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Last night I dreamt my mum, my brother and a third party all told me my breath smelled.

Talk about being paranoid this morning.




If someone offers me a mint, I often politely decline. If they then say, "are you sure?" I take that as a hint that my breath is smelly, and accept the offer.



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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 21/1/2013 1:11:00 PM   
Sway


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Last night I dreamt my mum, my brother and a third party all told me my breath smelled.

Talk about being paranoid this morning.




If someone offers me a mint, I often politely decline. If they then say, "are you sure?" I take that as a hint that my breath is smelly, and accept the offer.




I always have mints in my bag. I'll never go to work without making sure I have a new pack of extra strong mints or polos. Nobody has ever actually told me I have bad breath, it's just one of those things I get paranoid about. My workmates will always come to me after their lunch if they've eaten something particularly strong as they know I always carry mints on me.


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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 21/1/2013 1:18:12 PM   
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 Softmints are the way to go.

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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 21/1/2013 1:25:53 PM   
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 They're good, but sometimes not too practical if you're speaking to customers since they're chewy. Plus I eat them like regular sweets, rather than sooking on them for their minty freshness.

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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 21/1/2013 1:34:23 PM   
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 Do you remember those strip thingies? Sort of like thin layers of sugary mint. Instant fresh breath. I loved them, but clearly nobody else did...

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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 21/1/2013 1:37:37 PM   
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 Ooh, a google reveals they have been rebranded as a health thing!

http://www.listerine.com/products/pocket-paks-oral-care-strips



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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 21/1/2013 1:41:39 PM   
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Ooh, a google reveals they have been rebranded as a health thing!

http://www.listerine.com/products/pocket-paks-oral-care-strips




I've never seen them before, if they were more widely available I'd definitely buy them.

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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 22/1/2013 10:00:50 AM   
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 I was defusing a bomb and it was pretty exciting.

Then for some reason the dream just switched and I was doing the washing up with Amy Adams. However, there was one plate that wouldn't get clean so I decided the way to do it would be to cover it with pepper and then scrub it with hot water. Amy disagreed with me and took a right huff when I was proved to be right.

She stormed out of the house and when I tried calling her she refused to pick up.

I was genuinely gutted by this turn of events when I woke up.

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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 22/1/2013 10:48:43 AM   
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I was defusing a bomb and it was pretty exciting.

Then for some reason the dream just switched and I was doing the washing up with Amy Adams. However, there was one plate that wouldn't get clean so I decided the way to do it would be to cover it with pepper and then scrub it with hot water. Amy disagreed with me and took a right huff when I was proved to be right.

She stormed out of the house and when I tried calling her she refused to pick up.

I was genuinely gutted by this turn of events when I woke up.


Tch, women!

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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 22/1/2013 10:52:17 AM   
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I was defusing a bomb and it was pretty exciting.

Then for some reason the dream just switched and I was doing the washing up with Amy Adams. However, there was one plate that wouldn't get clean so I decided the way to do it would be to cover it with pepper and then scrub it with hot water. Amy disagreed with me and took a right huff when I was proved to be right.

She stormed out of the house and when I tried calling her she refused to pick up.

I was genuinely gutted by this turn of events when I woke up.


Dude, you had Amy Adams in your vicinity and all you could do was fucking wash dishes? OK, it was all happening in your subconscious, but still...

Last night's was a dream about planes crashing into my village. This seems to be a recurring theme where my dreams are concerned.

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RE: Last Night I Dreamt - 22/1/2013 10:56:54 AM   
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ORIGINAL: matty_b

I was defusing a bomb and it was pretty exciting.

Then for some reason the dream just switched and I was doing the washing up with Amy Adams. However, there was one plate that wouldn't get clean so I decided the way to do it would be to cover it with pepper and then scrub it with hot water. Amy disagreed with me and took a right huff when I was proved to be right.

She stormed out of the house and when I tried calling her she refused to pick up.

I was genuinely gutted by this turn of events when I woke up.


Tch, women!


I know, right? Maybe she was just upset I was invading her natural environment.

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Dude, you had Amy Adams in your vicinity and all you could do was fucking wash dishes? OK, it was all happening in your subconscious, but still...


Trust me, I punched myself in the face once I woke up.


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