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Could This Be The Worst Film Ever? - 25/9/2007 5:06:31 PM   
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arrrrgh!!! - 25/9/2007 5:06:31 PM   

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someone please sort her out now!!!!!

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- 25/9/2007 5:09:00 PM   

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anyone who hires Paris Hilton is a cunt.

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Go Paris! - 25/9/2007 5:11:12 PM   

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The Hilton juggenaut just keeps on rolling. Is she after world domination? Myself, I'd prefer to see a sequel to one night in paris.

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Fuck's sake - 25/9/2007 5:13:28 PM   


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She's not even good looking. And I agree with Hughezy

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- 25/9/2007 5:16:15 PM   


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Well this sounds like a cool idea but the musical side of it seems to suggest the script isnt really that good and iot needs something more too flesh it out. As for Hilton?I dont think Paris Hilton is unatractive, if anything we know she's good at giving head. I'd fuck her!

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*groan* - 25/9/2007 5:26:08 PM   


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Oh hell no... *headdesk*

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You have GOT to be F**king kidding! - 25/9/2007 5:46:37 PM   


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This is a wind up, right? RIGHT?!!

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- 25/9/2007 7:50:09 PM   


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Wow thats Hot

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- 25/9/2007 7:55:09 PM   


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If she had any good in her..she'd die already!

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- 25/9/2007 8:29:58 PM   
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Is Troma making this?

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RE: - 25/9/2007 9:32:23 PM   

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ArgGH....eyEs BleeEdinG...BloOd fRom*head explodes*

what a shite fest this will be. "i want your organs Paris"......"ok" *opens legs*

i might actually see that if that were the case


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- 25/9/2007 9:43:21 PM   


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could be a winner - 26/9/2007 8:37:32 AM   


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If they use some pun-tastic Tom Lehrer-type lyrics for the songs, it could be a winner regardless of which cheesy bimbo is in it.
However, anything with Alexa Vega in can't be bad ;)

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Can i have your liver???? - 26/9/2007 8:50:01 AM   

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ANyone remember that scene in Monty python and the meaning of life where john cleese arives at the door and utters the line "can i have your liver", now that was funny but this has shite written all over it.

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I can't believe it... - 26/9/2007 9:15:53 AM   

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How did this ever make it from script to a possible release?
Especially with a line from the press releast that I absolutely detest: "Set in the not-so-distant future"
That is just a recipe for lazy film-making. It's either in the future or it's not, aaarrrrgggghhhhh.
Paris should do us all a favour and donate all her organs to science, NOW!!!

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RE: I can't believe it... - 26/9/2007 9:18:24 AM   

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I`ll be first in line at the odeon!

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All is well.... - 26/9/2007 9:44:10 AM   

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.....except for the cast and the whole "musical" thing (although i wont beleive that till i see it), but i love the premise, .....futuristic disease that threatens to wipe out the human race?.. check!!,...Big evil corporation offers glimmer of hope with inevitable subplot and ulterior motives?...check!!.....Repo men trying to reposess body parts in a "Blade Runner" style Dystopia?,...check!!

Sound good to me!!

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Batman & Robin - 26/9/2007 10:17:28 AM   

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It doesn't work on any level while inadvertantly inventing entirely unexplored sub-levels to being the worst film ever made in such bland, boring and artistically redundent ways that it even fails to be so-bad-it's-good. If Paris Hilton et al can beat Batman & Robin to the title (even Glitterball fell short of this task) and successfully circum-navigate the trashily-enjoyable-guilty-pleasure then yes... this could be the worst film ever made.

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Sounds Amazing - 26/9/2007 10:27:12 AM   

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I'm with Olly. This sounds amazing.

Whether that is in a good or bad way we'll have to see.


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RE: Sounds Amazing - 26/9/2007 11:53:23 AM   

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Actually if you can leave any gut reaction hatred of Paris to one side , this looks ace


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Garbage - 26/9/2007 12:04:12 PM   


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Paris Hilton, musical, bloke from Saw.. How could this possible fail I ask you ??

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- 26/9/2007 1:32:52 PM   


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Synopsis sounds like the best-worst-film-ever, but I'm not sure if that still justifies hiring Paris Hilton. For the love of God, no. Hire Joan Collins instead!!

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- 26/9/2007 1:41:21 PM   


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You know her movies arn't so bad i loved one night in Paris

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Is Hollywood so devoid of ideas? Even this is a ripoff... - 26/9/2007 2:12:01 PM   


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Although there are a few plot changes, the idea of repo men collecting organs has been used before. I recall a dodgy Eric Roberts TV movie (must have seen it on channel 5).... well at least we get a musical now too.

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[In the style of Dr Evil's henchman, who's about to be ... - 26/9/2007 2:28:54 PM   


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I never normally advocate pirate dvds, but I'm going to make an exception for this movie. That way I get to see what will undoubtably be the worst film ever made, and yet not give a single penny of my hard earned cash to either that hack of a director or that stupid, spoiled whore Hilton.

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:| - 26/9/2007 4:12:36 PM   


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to the dude a few comments below, yeah i know paris hiltons movies arent that bad, theyre insanely crap and a waste of 1 and a half hours of your life

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*GASP* - 26/9/2007 6:22:04 PM   


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- 26/9/2007 6:23:02 PM   


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She has nicely shaped breasts

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Can we have your liver? - 26/9/2007 6:25:04 PM   


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Wasn't this a 10 minute sketch in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life? Don't think it'll survive over 90 minutes, especially if it doesn't even have the Galaxy Song...

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