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RE: The Jokes Thread - 30/10/2013 2:16:40 PM   


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What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings but Walt disnae.

(For maximum effect, please read in a Scottish accent)

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RE: The Jokes Thread - 2/11/2013 1:44:31 AM   


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My favourite joke...

One day in the Clubhouse, Mickey Mouse announces to Minnie that he wants a divorce.

After their case is heard in the divorce courts, the judge says to Mickey "I'm afraid I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds that you think your wife is really stupid."

Mickey replies "I didn't say she's really stupid, I said she's fucking Goofy!"

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RE: The Jokes Thread - 15/1/2014 4:35:48 PM   

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I understand Matt Damon gets endless stick in Hollywood for making action films rather than more serious dramas.
I bet he wishes he'd never been Bourne.


"You're not safe here. No one is" Batman - Arkham City

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