bobatim
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A man visits the doctor with chronic constipation. "I'm in a lot of pain doc" says the man "I've been backed up for weeks and it's killing me, you gotta do something"
"I have just the thing for you" Says the Doctor, then he produces a small red tablet, " This tablet is the lastest in laxitive technology, it's so powerful that you'll be able to go within 10 seconds. I'd like you to take it now but i'm afraid our toilet is out of order and the nearest toilet is the superloo which is out of the door, through reception, down the stairs, through the lobby, out of the main doors and down on the other side of the street. I suggest that we do a couple of practice runs to make sure you can make it in time."
"Fair enough" says the man "i'll go now and you can time me"
With that the man jumps out of his seat, runs out of the door, through the reception, down the stairs, through the lobby, out of the main doors and down to the other side of the street.
When he returns to the doctors office, the man is panting for breath and dripping with sweat "How did I do?" he asks the doctor.
"Not too bad" replies the doctor "10.09 seconds, but I think we need to be a bit quicker, so let try one more time"
With that the man jumps out of his seat, runs out of the door, through the reception, down the stairs, through the lobby, out of the main doors and down to the other side of the street.
When he returns to the doctors office once again, the man is panting for breath and dripping with sweat "How did I do this time?" he asks the doctor.
"Much better" says the doctor "9 seconds flat on that run, I think your ready for the pill now"
The Doctor hands the man the superpowerful laxitive and he swallows it straight away. He then jumps out of his seat, runs out of the door, through the reception, down the stairs, through the lobby, out of the main doors and down to the other side of the street.
This time when he returns he is once again panting for breath, but this time he is also covered head to toe in his own feaces.
"What happened?!" exclaims the doctor "you did all the practice runs and got your time down to under 10 seconds, why are you now standing in my office covered head to toe in your own feaces?"
"Well" Says the man in between breaths "I hadn't got a pound for the superloo"
I thank you
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