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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 11/6/2007 9:08:40 AM   
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Underworld Evolution is pretty bad. I and many others in the cinema were just cracking up.

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 11/6/2007 9:14:38 AM   
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Miami Vice. Not that any of the ladies were well worth seeing without their clothes on, but the entire middle hour of the film was just one after another, all done in Mann's usual style (an arse in the bottom right hand corner and a fantastic view of Miami in the background) which is just sooo wrong for a sex scene.
Completely ruined the movie


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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 11/6/2007 9:15:43 AM   
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Erm...........Madonna and Willem Dafoe in Body Of Evidence (christ it damn near put me off sex for life it was that bad  ).

Seen a few grumble flicks where the the people involved were as rough as a bag of spanners and seemed to not have a clue what they were doing (guess that doesn't count though).

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 11/6/2007 9:49:57 AM   
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Stallone and Stone in The Specialist.
Awful...


I thought I had those images expunged from my memory until you brought that up

This gets my vote.

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 11/6/2007 10:06:18 AM   
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Any film where the woman covers up her breasts with the sheet after they`ve done the  dirty deed.
I mean you`ve just been shagging like two rabbits on crack and suddenly you`re SHY!!!!

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 11/6/2007 11:12:54 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: jonson

Miami Vice. Not that any of the ladies were well worth seeing without their clothes on, but the entire middle hour of the film was just one after another, all done in Mann's usual style (an arse in the bottom right hand corner and a fantastic view of Miami in the background) which is just sooo wrong for a sex scene.
Completely ruined the movie



Agree with it ruining the movie.  The middle half was crap.  And why bugger off to Cuba for half the film when it's supposed to be MIAMI vice??

Worst sex scene has to be Showgirls.  

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 11/6/2007 11:29:49 AM   
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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 11/6/2007 11:32:34 AM   
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The leg wound fuck is the nastiest sex scene I've seen in a Hollywood movie. Not as bad as "Cum bath sluts Vol 2". There's a scene with 3 girl and a guy who... <censored on gounds of whatever good taste and morals I have left>... share it between them! Urrrrr...
The butter bumming scene in Last Tango in Paris comes (no pun intended) a close second.

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 11/6/2007 12:22:11 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: phunkyfish

The leg wound fuck is the nastiest sex scene I've seen in a Hollywood movie. Not as bad as "Cum bath sluts Vol 2". There's a scene with 3 girl and a guy who... <censored on gounds of whatever good taste and morals I have left>... share it between them! Urrrrr...
The butter bumming scene in Last Tango in Paris comes (no pun intended) a close second.

"They fuck you and fuck you and fuck you, then when you think its over, the real fucking begins!"


Whats that about then?

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 11/6/2007 1:48:45 PM   
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Yeah the sex in "Cum Bath Sluts Vol 2" is pretty bad.... but not as bad as the sex in "Spunky Birthday"..... love the title, so how was your birthday, good , bad?..... nah Spunky


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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 11/6/2007 4:24:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Ghidorah

Underworld Evolution is pretty bad. I and many others in the cinema were just cracking up.


Yeah that was very bad. Speedman was fucking her bellybutton from what I could see!!! Also, all of the sex scenes in Basic Instinct 2 are terrible. If you haven't seen it, don't, is all I can say!!!!

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 11/6/2007 5:47:37 PM   
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Kietel wank in bad luietenant (sp?) Also SCUM arse rape.

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 11/6/2007 5:57:52 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Juju boy

Kietel wank in bad luietenant (sp?) Also SCUM arse rape.


Simple but to the point.

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 11/6/2007 6:35:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Porrohman

quote:

ORIGINAL: Juju boy

Kietel wank in bad luietenant (sp?) Also SCUM arse rape.


Simple but to the point.


Very much so!!!

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 11/6/2007 7:39:14 PM   
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Andy Warhol's FRANKENSTEN;
There's a scene in it which totaly blows any!!where the good doctor makes an cut in the monsters stomach,and puts his love gun in for a quick one.

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 11/6/2007 7:52:47 PM   
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quote:

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Andy Warhol's FRANKENSTEN;
There's a scene in it which totaly blows any!!where the good doctor makes an cut in the monsters stomach,and puts his love gun in for a quick one.


Monster stomach fuck!!!!

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 12/6/2007 11:20:19 AM   
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haven't seen Bad Leiutenant but I'm told the window wank is quite grim...

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 12/6/2007 12:10:41 PM   
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After hearing all the horrendous reviews about 'showgirls' I decided to check it out, kinda to be able to say I have seen it therefore I can actually slag it off. Dear god, watching the pool scene I was skin-crawlingly embarrassed. And Gina Gershon's lesbian/bi-sexual thing was just annoying rather than provocative.

Ditto to all the James Bond movies. Special attention to 'Die Another Day', obviously a film that didn't set out to reflect true life, Brosnan and Rosamund Pike getting down and dirty on a block of ice. I cannot think of anything that is less romantic than getting ice burn on your arse.

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 12/6/2007 12:20:33 PM   
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As far as being totally naff,  i would say the orgy scene in Eyes Wide Shut and the sex scene involving Reeves and Carrie Ann Moss at the start of the second Matrix film.  As for extreme and memable how about the sex scene on the stairs in A History of Violence,  Naomi Watts and Laura Elena Harring in Mulholland Drive and Don't Look Now?

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 12/6/2007 12:30:05 PM   
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How bout this one , you can see why shes attracted to him though.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8oyy7ATiK8

...... he has lovely locks .

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 12/6/2007 12:33:10 PM   
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There's a Sex scene in Mike Leigh's Life is Sweet which is pretty gross.

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 12/6/2007 12:50:00 PM   
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I desperately wanted to lose my sight after seeing that one. Bleurgh even thinking about it now gives me the hibbey jibbies.
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As far as being totally naff,† i would say the orgy scene in Eyes Wide Shut and the sex scene involving Reeves and Carrie Ann Moss at the start of the second Matrix film.† As for extreme and memable how about the sex scene on the stairs in A History of Violence,† Naomi Watts and Laura Elena Harring in Mulholland Drive and Don't Look Now?
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the sex scene involving Reeves and Carrie Ann Moss at the start of the second Matrix film.

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 12/6/2007 1:39:34 PM   
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Viggo Mortensen on the stairs with his missus in History Of Violence

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 12/6/2007 2:44:37 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: pauljthomas

Viggo Mortensen on the stairs with his missus in History Of Violence


That was meant to be sadistic, not sexy and erotic in any way.

And the orgy in Eyes Wide Shut is brilliant because of its creepiness, with the stunning backround music. It was never suppose to be sexy.

By the way, I'm noticing a connection.........History of Violence, Crash.

Also another connection. Showgirls, Basic Instinct.

By the way, by worst we mean the most ridicilous or the least sexy, even though it is intentional.

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 12/6/2007 3:03:30 PM   
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Define worst ?

One of the best acted, shot and demanding scenes Ive seen is the sex scene in the lookout tower from the FANTASTIC The War Zone.
Its also one of the hardest to watch Ive seen and in some  ways the worst.
Brilliant brilliant acting though in a very strong movie.

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 12/6/2007 3:16:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Jessica_ca_ca_ca

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sutty

Stallone and Stone in The Specialist.
Awful...


I thought I had those images expunged from my memory until you brought that up

This gets my vote.


I remember seeing this at the cinema and being in stitches, when my friend commented that it looked like they were doing gymnastics. Truly awfull.

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 12/6/2007 3:57:23 PM   
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I just watched this film 'Shadowboxer' and I was so uncomfortable watching Helen Mirren and Cuba Gooding Jnr getting it on, especially when she does her little pole dance  It was like I walked into my mum with some big, horny, sweaty boytoy ...

Also Stephen Dorff stands around with a stiffie wearing a condom Awful film


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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 12/6/2007 4:05:24 PM   
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Walking in on my best mate's folks yesterday. I'm sure his mum used to have blonde hair...

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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 12/6/2007 4:15:24 PM   
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So you don't like Brunettes?? 


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RE: The Worst Sex scene you've ever seen!!! - 12/6/2007 4:18:19 PM   
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Wanted to take shower to wash away the memories of that one, but then didn't want to take a shower, if you know what I mean.


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