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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/10/2013 8:48:20 AM   
Chief


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http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/style/gloves/thorns-in-the-glove-you-cant-take-off.asp

Why would anyone pay nearly $1000 for gloves they cannot take off without shredding their hands?


They should make them for toddlers, they're always losing gloves.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/10/2013 3:57:27 PM   
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I'm so glad my holidays aren't dictated by kids. Normal work day I get to around high 2 figures in e-mails. Today I got 4 - and 3 were from my husband because I e-mailed him. Offices/workplaces deserted. And roads too, which is rather nice.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/10/2013 5:51:32 PM   
sanchia


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Chief


quote:

ORIGINAL: sanchia

http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/style/gloves/thorns-in-the-glove-you-cant-take-off.asp

Why would anyone pay nearly $1000 for gloves they cannot take off without shredding their hands?


They should make them for toddlers, they're always losing gloves.


Dragons Den awaits...

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/10/2013 6:21:55 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sanchia


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ORIGINAL: Chief


quote:

ORIGINAL: sanchia

http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/style/gloves/thorns-in-the-glove-you-cant-take-off.asp

Why would anyone pay nearly $1000 for gloves they cannot take off without shredding their hands?


They should make them for toddlers, they're always losing gloves.


Dragons Den awaits...


Should make socks out of them too.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/10/2013 6:51:50 PM   
sanchia


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ORIGINAL: sanchia


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chief


quote:

ORIGINAL: sanchia

http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/style/gloves/thorns-in-the-glove-you-cant-take-off.asp

Why would anyone pay nearly $1000 for gloves they cannot take off without shredding their hands?


They should make them for toddlers, they're always losing gloves.


Dragons Den awaits...


Should make socks out of them too.


With children a stapler works just as well and it far cheaper (handy tip for the day).


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/10/2013 12:20:35 AM   
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I'm thinking that while I really enjoy Marc Maron's podcast, I would probably end up throttling the guy if I ever found myself living with him.

< Message edited by MonsterCat -- 16/10/2013 12:45:32 AM >


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/10/2013 12:24:50 AM   
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He does give the impression of being an absolute fucking nightmare. Can't help but like the guy though.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/10/2013 12:26:35 AM   
MonsterCat


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He does give the impression of being an absolute fucking nightmare. Can't help but like the guy though.


Yes, I often skip past the first ten minutes because of his constant navel gazing.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/10/2013 12:33:28 AM   
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That doesn't bother me, but I just get the impression that if you were better than him at anything, anything at all, it would drive him insane.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/10/2013 11:27:04 AM   
Sinatra

 

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WTF... you were serious... blimey, you're a better man than me.... I'd have told him to fuck off.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/10/2013 2:30:55 PM   
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Just don't listen to his podcast Sinatra.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/10/2013 2:41:58 PM   
jonson


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quote:

ORIGINAL: paul_ie86

Just don't listen to his podcast Sinatra.


You are a grumpy bleeder aren't you?

I think he was referring to my illegal immigrant story actually.


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ORIGINAL: Sinatra

WTF... you were serious... blimey, you're a better man than me.... I'd have told him to fuck off.


Firstly, I have a heart, believe it or not, and secondly, I don't think he would have understood fuck off.
To be honest, give me a working illegal immigrant over a lazy sponging Brit any day, although we've got too many of both.


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/10/2013 3:07:42 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: jonson


quote:

ORIGINAL: paul_ie86

Just don't listen to his podcast Sinatra.


You are a grumpy bleeder aren't you?

I think he was referring to my illegal immigrant story actually.


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ORIGINAL: Sinatra

WTF... you were serious... blimey, you're a better man than me.... I'd have told him to fuck off.


Firstly, I have a heart, believe it or not, and secondly, I don't think he would have understood fuck off.
To be honest, give me a working illegal immigrant over a lazy sponging Brit any day, although we've got too many of both.



You'll have to explain that again to Sinatra, he's a banker. They have these removed during induction training

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/10/2013 4:26:23 PM   
Chief


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ORIGINAL: DancingClown


quote:

ORIGINAL: sanchia


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chief


quote:

ORIGINAL: sanchia

http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/style/gloves/thorns-in-the-glove-you-cant-take-off.asp

Why would anyone pay nearly $1000 for gloves they cannot take off without shredding their hands?


They should make them for toddlers, they're always losing gloves.


Dragons Den awaits...


Should make socks out of them too.


Make socks out of toddlers?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/10/2013 5:44:05 PM   
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I'm surprised that no one has mentioned condoms.




That is, making condoms with those internal spikes, not making condoms out of toddlers. We don't want to be sinister.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/10/2013 6:36:07 PM   
sanchia


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A good thing for people who wished to stay celibate. Once that blighter was on the libido would fade pretty quickly I would imagine (unless you are Bill Murray in Little Shop of Horrors).

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/10/2013 8:09:09 PM   
MonsterCat


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I'm going to superglue some drawing pins to a condom and try it out. I'll let you know how that works out.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/10/2013 8:35:36 PM   
sanchia


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The important thing to remember in this context is inside not outside.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/10/2013 8:42:58 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sanchia
A good thing for people who wished to stay celibate. Once that blighter was on the libido would fade pretty quickly I would imagine (unless you are Bill Murray in Little Shop of Horrors).

I had to look that up, I've only seen the Jack Nicholson version

The Jack Nicholson version which, while having Jack Nicholson's face on the DVD cover with the words "Starring Jack Nicholson" in big letters prominently at the top, only features him for about 1 minute.

I confess, I was caught hook, line and sinker

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ORIGINAL: MonsterCat

I'm going to superglue some drawing pins to a condom and try it out. I'll let you know how that works out.

You will have beautiful children.


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 17/10/2013 8:08:57 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hood_Man
You will have beautiful children.




We will tear your fanny apart.



Too much information?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 17/10/2013 9:44:59 AM   
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You'll have to explain that again to Sinatra, he's a banker. They have these removed during induction training




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RE: What are you thinking......... - 17/10/2013 9:56:44 AM   
Professor Moriarty

 

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You'll have to explain that again to Sinatra, he's a banker. They have these removed during induction training





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RE: What are you thinking......... - 18/10/2013 6:49:25 AM   
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The re-recorded theme tune for the Waterman-free Minder series really was quite shit.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 18/10/2013 10:34:03 PM   
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I'm thinking, what the world needs this Christmas is Home Alone but with a dog fighting off burglars instead of a kid.They can call it Bone Alone.....oh, wait...... click

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 19/10/2013 12:15:56 AM   
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I'm thinking, what the world needs this Christmas is Home Alone but with a dog fighting off burglars instead of a kid.They can call it Bone Alone.....oh, wait...... click


Was anybody else expecting that link to lead to a porno?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 19/10/2013 12:18:59 AM   
Shifty Bench

 

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Well, I hope that nobody would think I would do that but yes, the unfortunate name may cause people to assume it was not the film I had initially described.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 19/10/2013 12:22:58 AM   
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Musht's's's's's's's's's's's's's idea sounds better

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 19/10/2013 12:32:40 AM   
Shifty Bench

 

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Well, obviously porn is better than an Asylum film

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 19/10/2013 2:29:58 AM   
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There's something about Tom Hanks at sea that really gets me tearing up like a big girls blouse. First when Wilson the volleyball floated off in Castaway, and now again watching Captain Philips.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 19/10/2013 2:33:35 AM   
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How do you feel about Splash?

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