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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/6/2013 3:28:24 PM   
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I think that's a scenario that needs elaboration, Hoody.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/6/2013 3:30:36 PM   
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but emptied a bed warmer full of burning charcoal on me instead

Have you time travelled from the Victorian age?

Having been called Duracell for a lot of my school, years I'm not too bothered about a lot of pet names, depends on who it is saying it. One guy at work calls everyone (female) babe and he's the only one I'd let get aw y with it. The head of our department calls everyone hen or chick. Woe betide anyone calls me love though....

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/6/2013 3:32:33 PM   
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Woe betide anyone calls me love though....


Alright, love, no need to get angry.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/6/2013 3:36:52 PM   
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Woe betide anyone calls me love though....


Alright, love, no need to get angry.

Asked for that.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/6/2013 3:40:52 PM   
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Cock (as in a shortened version of cocker rather than the male member) seems to be used quite a bit round here by people of a certain age. Any possible offence is tempered by the use of it at the end of a sentence spoken in Welsh. For example "sud wyt ti coc?" sounds ok to my ears but I'd probably be offended by "how are you cock?".

Then again the local colloquialism for cunt, which is cont (imaginative or what), is generally used as punctuation round here to end a sentence as well so take from that what you will

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/6/2013 5:18:10 PM   
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I've got used to hearing women using 'pet' or 'love' in shops etc when talking to me since I moved up North, but since I've moved to Sheffield I've noticed guys sometimes use 'love' when addressing another bloke as well (in an informal sense, not in a "I want to put my penis in your manbum" sense). It was a bit of a shock that, getting on the bus for the first time and the bearded brick shithouse of a driver saying 'cheers, love' to me

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/6/2013 7:44:02 PM   
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Someone I know just said something racist on Facebook. I'm angry and considering unfriending her.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/6/2013 7:49:52 PM   
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Some bloke just claimed I was being libellous for stating it was psychopathic to claim the murder of children is acceptable and admirable if they oppose his world view (ie Anders Brievik is a great man and the children were the children of members of a left wing party). There are some nutter out there who genuinely appear to think that is acceptable behaviour .

It is a scary, scary world.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/6/2013 7:51:34 PM   
Shifty Bench

 

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Sometimes, I really fucking hate people, I really do.

That must make me peopleist or something.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/6/2013 7:54:42 PM   
sanchia


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Misanthropic. Welcome to the club.

We have a card and a secret handshake and whatnot.

People always have the ability to disappoint. The problem was this bloke genuinely cannot understand that he is a political extremist and that murder is wrong and is spoutoing nazi idoelogy. Does anyone know where to report such people as potential genuine dangers to society as I can usually spot a troll but he seems genuinely fruitloop?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/6/2013 8:04:45 PM   
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I'm only part time-Misanthropic

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/6/2013 8:32:09 PM   
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No handshake for you then! (the misanthrope handshake is actually a punch in the face so that is probably a good thing).

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/6/2013 8:35:46 PM   
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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/6/2013 10:08:12 PM   
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^^ http://youtu.be/6EDBuSwb5WE?t=19s

So my Nan was admitted to hospital today for the surgery she has scheduled for tomorrow.

And she's in the same room and the exact same bed I was in for both of my operations. What are the chances?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/6/2013 10:20:03 PM   
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I don't hate humanity, just the bigots, which makes me bigoted against them. It's a vicious circle.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/6/2013 11:00:40 PM   
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"People who hate people! Come together!"

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/6/2013 11:24:19 PM   
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I'm going back to work tomorrow after nearly 3 glorious weeks off and I just know by my first coffee break I'll have heard a selection of fuck-witted comments about the murder of Lee Rigby which will make me want to shoot myself.
Yes, I hate people too. Apart from Rich Hall who's currently being funny on the telly. On the 2010 election: 'I went on holiday and Gordon Brown was Prime Minister. When I came back the country was being run by two gay antiques dealers'.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/6/2013 11:42:25 PM   
Shifty Bench

 

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Sky are sneaky. I used their Now TV for a while but got bored and gave it up. They sent me an e-mail asking me to come back at a cheaper price AND a 20 shopping voucher, so I did. I got no voucher despite constantly contacting them about it. After two months, I got bored with the service again so I cancelled it on Tuesday. Today, I got an e-mail stating that if I come back now, they'll give me a 20 shopping voucher....

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/6/2013 11:51:04 PM   
Harry Tuttle


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This NVQ I'm doing for work is just a complete waste of time. It's basically one long self evaluation that I really can't be arsed fucking around with anymore. Thankfully the finish line is in sight now but fuck me has it been hard going. I'm not really sure that explaining the reasons for knowing the purpose of communication is going to be of any use to me whatsoever.

Next month I have to go on a 2 day Sage seminar which is also a waste of time. I've checked the itinerary and it's all stuff I already know and stuff I don't need to know. Still, it'll probably come in handy in any future job hunt. Before getting this job I lost count of how many jobs I failed to get because I didn't have any qualifications or experience with Sage. I've got plenty of experience now but it's always nice to have something on paper.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 3/6/2013 8:38:16 AM   
Chief


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I think that's a scenario that needs elaboration, Hoody.


He was quoting the scene from Pirates of the Caribbean, when McKenzie Crook and his mate are trying to get Keira Knightley out of the cupboard.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 3/6/2013 9:20:03 AM   
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Someone I know just said something racist on Facebook.


Has my mum been knocking back on the Lucozade again? Goddammit!

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 3/6/2013 11:10:59 AM   
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I think that's a scenario that needs elaboration, Hoody.


He was quoting the scene from Pirates of the Caribbean, when McKenzie Crook and his mate are trying to get Keira Knightley out of the cupboard.

That's a BINGO!

Matty, Hobbs, you've let yourselves down here

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 3/6/2013 11:15:25 AM   
matty_b


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Hey, don't blame me for scrubbing POTC from my mind!

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 3/6/2013 12:32:42 PM   
Chief


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The first one was awesome Liev. The others? Not so much.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 3/6/2013 12:40:06 PM   
matty_b


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Get back to your nursing home, Derek.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 3/6/2013 7:18:15 PM   
sanchia


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I'm eating scrambled eggs, with a comb, from a shoe!

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 3/6/2013 8:39:22 PM   
matty_b


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The meds kicking in?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 3/6/2013 8:52:47 PM   
sanchia


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Watching old television comedy.

I ate all your bees!

They don't write them like that any more.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 3/6/2013 9:01:09 PM   
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I know what that is from, hooray!

From the same episode- 'You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.'

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 3/6/2013 9:06:19 PM   
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