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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 12:56:57 PM   
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What a bloody week.....

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 12:59:31 PM   
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Someone I know on FB posted a pic of their baby wearing a little suit with a lamb on it. It took all I had not to copy it, stick the word fuck on it and re-post.

They totally wouldn't have got it.


Well its nothing against them. It takes a very mature sense of humour to get the joke of a lamb saying fuck, after all.


Thanks, sometimes I forget Empireites are of above average intelligence.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 1:07:22 PM   
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What a bloody week.....

Tell me about it!! Looks like I'll be working overnight

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 1:10:37 PM   
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What a bloody week.....


Literally? How many did you end up with?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 1:21:06 PM   
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What a bloody week.....


Literally? How many did you end up with?


Four furry little kittens! They are incredibly cute, and I'm glad it's over as I was panicking just a little yesterday morning. That was actually the highlight of a crazy week and to say i didn't want to have anything to do with the birth of the kittens I'm glad I was the one that was there in the end. It was pretty great.


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 1:32:34 PM   
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What a bloody week.....


Literally? How many did you end up with?


Four furry little kittens! They are incredibly cute, and I'm glad it's over as I was panicking just a little yesterday morning. That was actually the highlight of a crazy week and to say i didn't want to have anything to do with the birth of the kittens I'm glad I was the one that was there in the end. It was pretty great.


Awwwww!! Pics please!


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 1:42:08 PM   
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They're not the best photos as we didn't want to disturb them too much. The only reason we did was because we had to move them to a cardboard box anyway as she had them under our bed....

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 2:04:21 PM   
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Gah! I want all of them! I'm so jealous. I want ALL the kitties in the world.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 2:26:54 PM   
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They're adorable!

You can't have ALL the kitties Sway!!

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 2:35:10 PM   
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I'm going out with a group of my old drinking buddies tonight. I'm fairly certain we haven't been in the same place at the same time since my wedding nine years ago and despite being the person that sorted out the get-together (and it kinda being my birthday night out) I really can't be arsed going. I'm still feeling drained from yesterday's hangover and at the moment the thought of a beer makes me want to vomit. The only thing that appeals to me right now is vegging out in front of the telly and having an early night.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 2:39:25 PM   
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I'm going out with a group of my old drinking buddies tonight. I'm fairly certain we haven't been in the same place at the same time since my wedding nine years ago and despite being the person that sorted out the get-together (and it kinda being my birthday night out) I really can't be arsed going. I'm still feeling drained from yesterday's hangover and at the moment the thought of a beer makes me want to vomit. The only thing that appeals to me right now is vegging out in front of the telly and having an early night.


You say that now but after you get the first pint down you'll find yourself slumped in a bus stop at 3am, cuddling a traffic cone with chilli sauce all down your dress.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 2:40:53 PM   
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No doubt. The best nights out are always the ones you don't fancy going to or the ones that happen out of nowhere.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 2:46:06 PM   
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I'm going out with a group of my old drinking buddies tonight. I'm fairly certain we haven't been in the same place at the same time since my wedding nine years ago and despite being the person that sorted out the get-together (and it kinda being my birthday night out) I really can't be arsed going. I'm still feeling drained from yesterday's hangover and at the moment the thought of a beer makes me want to vomit. The only thing that appeals to me right now is vegging out in front of the telly and having an early night.


You say that now but after you get the first pint down you'll find yourself slumped in a bus stop at 3am, cuddling a traffic cone with chilli sauce all down your dress.


This has genuinely had me chuckling for the past couple of minutes.

I felt the same last week - it was my pal's birthday meal on the Thurs night and I was shattered from the excitement of the previous day's good news, and because my body is still recovering, I didn't think I'd last past 9pm, My bro gave me a lift into town and we actually just passed yawns back and forth in the car the whole way in.

We got there and the craic was brilliant. I didn't want to leave, but it got to midnight and my bro was going to be driving me back home before he could get to bed himself, so I knew I had to.

No chilli sauce down my dress though.



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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 3:06:06 PM   
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This is the cuteness though.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 6:13:29 PM   
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Someone I know on FB posted a pic of their baby wearing a little suit with a lamb on it. It took all I had not to copy it, stick the word fuck on it and re-post.

They totally wouldn't have got it.

I had a similar urge a while ago when a friend posted something along the lines of "OH MY GOD I JUST SAW CILLIAN MURPHY!" to which I replied, "was Liam Neeson there?"

Not even a like.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 6:52:02 PM   
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I had a similar urge a while ago when a friend posted something along the lines of "OH MY GOD I JUST SAW CILLIAN MURPHY!" to which I replied, "was Liam Neeson there?"

Not even a like.


This news story today made me think of old Jamdodge too.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/15/landscape-of-lies-fake-movie-tax-fraud_n_2883026.html

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 7:39:06 PM   
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I am thinking- bloody hell, Jessie J!

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 7:49:40 PM   
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I am thinking- bloody hell, Jessie J!

I know what you mean, fair play to the girl

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 7:49:51 PM   
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I like it.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 7:54:30 PM   
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Blubbing now.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 7:56:03 PM   
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I am thinking- bloody hell, Jessie J!

I know what you mean, fair play to the girl


Absolutely. She's a great sport

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 8:46:57 PM   
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This is the cuteness though.


Them's no kitties, but I'm pretty sure they'd be soft enough to use as a pillow. Or bed.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 10:58:07 PM   
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Red wine and cricket are a delightful combination.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 11:26:58 PM   
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I've now progressed to whiskey and chilli doritos.. classy

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 11:49:14 PM   
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Your choice of whiskey?


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/3/2013 12:01:03 AM   
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Tullamore Dew tonight

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/3/2013 12:09:46 AM   
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Iíve not tried that but might give it go. Having said that I enjoy the odd whiskey but I really dislike Glenfiddich so maybe itís not really the beverage for me.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/3/2013 1:01:03 AM   
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It's going to be a loooooong night Currently sat on a conference call listening to technical dudes try to sort out an issue we have had the last 3 nights....

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/3/2013 1:13:15 AM   
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Iíve not tried that but might give it go. Having said that I enjoy the odd whiskey but I really dislike Glenfiddich so maybe itís not really the beverage for me.


Looking back I can almost identify the moment impy became dead to me to the nearest syllable.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/3/2013 2:03:52 AM   
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Edit: 2 hours later and it's 4:12am..........



< Message edited by Hobbitonlass -- 16/3/2013 4:12:18 AM >


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