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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/3/2013 10:41:21 AM   
Harry Tuttle


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Bastard

I very rarely used to drink during the week. I don't think I did it once last year but since I stopped smoking weed I find myself about the house a lot more with nothing to do. This has led to the situation where I'm spending far too much time with the missus than is healthy so I've started going out for a few beers every now and then.

Never again though

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/3/2013 3:16:06 PM   
Sway


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Would it be legal to set up a fight club? On private property, all consensual and with no money changing hands. Sounds like an orgy actually but with people hitting each other for stress relief. Could the police stop it and for what reason?

Edit: Wonders who the first person to start quoting the fight club "rules" will be....


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/3/2013 3:18:49 PM   
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That while the chocolate egg in the chocolate hen is a good idea from Smarties, the fact that the only Smarties in the product are 7, yes 7, of those mini ones in the egg itself, seems a bit odd.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/3/2013 3:41:57 PM   
Chief


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That while the chocolate egg in the chocolate hen is a good idea from Smarties, the fact that the only Smarties in the product are 7, yes 7, of those mini ones in the egg itself, seems a bit odd.


Maybe it's symbolic. Apostles or something. Fuck knows. Something Bibley that comes in 7's.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/3/2013 4:13:03 PM   
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quote:

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Something Bibley that comes in 7's.


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/3/2013 4:19:16 PM   
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...Why did the salad cream have to spill there??

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/3/2013 4:19:52 PM   
rawlinson

 

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...Why did the salad cream have to spill there??


Sure. Salad cream. We believe you.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/3/2013 4:34:35 PM   
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It's not like it just landed on my crotch either, it somehow managed to spray on my shirt in an upwards direction.

3 more hours...

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/3/2013 4:41:09 PM   
Sway


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It's not like it just landed on my crotch either, it somehow managed to spray on my shirt in an upwards direction.

3 more hours...



That's ok, I once posted in here about how I had lunch with a friend and on our way out the pub he was kinda smirking at me. I asked him what he was smirking at, and he hesitated for a second before telling me I had mustard on my nose. Vaguely embarrassed, I put my hand to the tip of my nose to brush it off, only to be told it was further up.

It was half way up my nose. Goodness knows how I managed that.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/3/2013 4:43:29 PM   
rawlinson

 

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quote:

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my crotch managed to spray in an upwards direction.




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It was half way up my nose.



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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/3/2013 4:48:31 PM   
Sway


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I especially love including your signature quote in that post.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/3/2013 9:18:14 PM   
Hood_Man


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

my crotch managed to spray in an upwards direction.




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It was half way up my nose.





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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/3/2013 9:27:15 PM   
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Is that your new favourite pic, Hoody?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/3/2013 9:29:36 PM   
Hood_Man


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It could be, it very well could be

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/3/2013 9:59:23 PM   
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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/3/2013 10:27:44 PM   
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Asked someone to be my bridesmaid tonight. Oddly terrifying. But it felt really good when she said yes.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/3/2013 10:27:49 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Chief

Would it be legal to set up a fight club? On private property, all consensual and with no money changing hands. Sounds like an orgy actually but with people hitting each other for stress relief. Could the police stop it and for what reason?

Edit: Wonders who the first person to start quoting the fight club "rules" will be....


There are loads of fight clubs alrea... Shit.


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/3/2013 10:29:42 PM   
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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/3/2013 10:43:58 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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But it's not a lamb. I don't get it.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 10:25:04 AM   
Chief


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People that sign cards from their animals are deeply fucked up.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 10:38:01 AM   
UTB


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quote:

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People that sign cards from their animals are deeply fucked up.



I do that! But mainly cos my niece and nephew adore our dog and are 2 and 5 years old.





So FUCK YOU!

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 10:43:19 AM   
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quote:

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People that sign cards from their animals are deeply fucked up.


My sister-in-law does that. She even puts a little doggy pawprint on the card.


Weird.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 10:58:14 AM   
UTB


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Chief

People that sign cards from their animals are deeply fucked up.


My sister-in-law does that. She even puts a little doggy pawprint on the card.


Weird.



See above. I do the paw print too.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 10:59:43 AM   
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Weirdo.









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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 10:59:44 AM   
Chief


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I can almost forgive it if kids are involved but it's adult to adult cards that get me. I can almost guarantee that the dog doesn't give a fuck about anyone's birthday and I know for a fact the cat doesn't because they hate everything.

< Message edited by Chief -- 15/3/2013 11:00:28 AM >

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 11:03:22 AM   
UTB


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Weirdo.








Damn straight.



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I can almost forgive it if kids are involved but it's adult to adult cards that get me. I can almost guarantee that the dog doesn't give a fuck about anyone's birthday and I know for a fact the cat doesn't because they hate everything.



Ok so I don't do it for adults. That would be weird. And I have it on good authority that when my nephew opened his last birthday card, he was more excited that it was from the dog than me and the mrs.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 11:05:50 AM   
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I used to send my mum cards signed by her budgie. But that was more for her than me

('course I also send ruder cards to both parents signed by my brother and they regularly get caught out and give him a talking to for them

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 11:12:58 AM   
Chief


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You have both confirmed my suspicions.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 11:18:24 AM   
Chief


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Someone I know on FB posted a pic of their baby wearing a little suit with a lamb on it. It took all I had not to copy it, stick the word fuck on it and re-post.

They totally wouldn't have got it.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2013 12:23:01 PM   
steffols


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quote:

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Someone I know on FB posted a pic of their baby wearing a little suit with a lamb on it. It took all I had not to copy it, stick the word fuck on it and re-post.

They totally wouldn't have got it.


Well its nothing against them. It takes a very mature sense of humour to get the joke of a lamb saying fuck, after all.

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