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RE: What are you thinking......... - 1/2/2013 12:19:58 PM   
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RE: What are you thinking......... - 1/2/2013 2:42:10 PM   
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It appears I have a doppelganger who works in a pub in Ipswich. I saw a picture of him on a friends mobile. It was scary.


I was on the bus to work a few months ago and I saw the absolute doppleganger of one of my mates on there who lives the other end of the country. At first I was really pissed off - "The fuck? He's moved back up here and hasn't told me? The cunt!"

But then I realised it wasn't him, so was probably a good thing that I didn't approach him and say that to his face.

Was pretty uncanny, though.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 1/2/2013 5:53:57 PM   
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It appears I have a doppelganger who works in a pub in Ipswich. I saw a picture of him on a friends mobile. It was scary.


You two should get in touch with this guy:

http://www.francoisbrunelle.com/index.php?id=3&lang=en


To see your own doppelganger portends death.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 1/2/2013 5:56:41 PM   
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 There are three police vans blocking off the road at the bottom of my street in all directions. I'm slightly worried/nosey.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 1/2/2013 6:01:22 PM   
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 Nosey bitch.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 1/2/2013 6:02:53 PM   
SadFace


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 I get it from my mum.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 1/2/2013 6:04:37 PM   
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I get it from my mum.


Kinky.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 1/2/2013 6:05:32 PM   
SadFace


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quote:

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I get it from my mum.


Kinky.


You love it.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 1/2/2013 6:25:11 PM   
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RE: What are you thinking......... - 1/2/2013 6:46:04 PM   
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I get it from my mum.


Who doesn't?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 1/2/2013 7:31:40 PM   
SadFace


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SadFace

I get it from my mum.


Who doesn't?


Don't try and take the attention away from your mum, come on now.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 1/2/2013 9:08:01 PM   
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There are three police vans blocking off the road at the bottom of my street in all directions. I'm slightly worried/nosey.


Turns out someone was threatening to jump off the towerblock on the next road.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/2/2013 12:54:25 AM   
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quote:

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There are three police vans blocking off the road at the bottom of my street in all directions. I'm slightly worried/nosey.


Turns out someone was threatening to jump off the towerblock on the next road.


... AND?! DID THEY?!?!

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/2/2013 1:43:58 AM   
SadFace


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SadFace


quote:

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There are three police vans blocking off the road at the bottom of my street in all directions. I'm slightly worried/nosey.


Turns out someone was threatening to jump off the towerblock on the next road.


... AND?! DID THEY?!?!


At the time of writing, I had no idea. But it turns out they didn't. Bit anti-climactic really.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/2/2013 5:30:37 PM   
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 I'm getting just a little bit worried that I seem to be still losing weight despite doing very little exercise and not having a particularly great diet.

I lost a bit around Christmas, which I put down to the stress of the few months beforehand, but I seem to be still shedding some. Not loads, but it's noticeable and while that's great on one hand, it's also somewhat concerning because I'm not sure why I should be.


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/2/2013 5:32:31 PM   
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 You're still fairly close to it all though, mate. Could easily still be stress.

Either that or you picked up something since you started going dogging.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/2/2013 10:57:16 PM   
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 Yeah, cheers mate, your concern is really touching and -

Oh.




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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/2/2013 11:07:53 PM   
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 Did I type dogging? I meant jogging, j and d, you know how close together they're not on the keyboard.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/2/2013 11:25:17 PM   
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If worrying about it might stress you more Matty, why not pop to your doctor just to put your mind at rest?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/2/2013 11:34:37 PM   
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 Thank you, elab, nice to see some genuine concern.

Seriously though, I might well do. Although having consumed an Indian takeaway and a few beers tonight, I might discover on Monday that this is no longer a problem.


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/2/2013 11:35:35 PM   
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 Or you could get the shits and lose another couple of stone.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 3/2/2013 12:50:49 AM   
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RE: What are you thinking......... - 3/2/2013 12:55:28 AM   
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 That gif will always be appropriate.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 3/2/2013 1:12:35 AM   
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 I'd feel guilty if I was capable of feeling guilt.

I'm thinking that Emilio Estevez fighting an arcade game, complete with shitty special effects, in an early 80s arcade is both one of the most awesome and hilariously bad things ever.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 3/2/2013 1:19:47 AM   
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I'd feel guilty if I was capable of feeling guilt.

I'm thinking that Emilio Estevez fighting an arcade game, complete with shitty special effects, in an early 80s arcade is both one of the most awesome and hilariously bad things ever.


Maximum Overdrive?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 3/2/2013 1:22:54 AM   
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 Nightmares, early 80s anthology horror. The crappy graphics come out of the game to attack him. The film also has Lance Henriksen as a priest being hunted down by a demon jeep driver.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 3/2/2013 1:27:40 AM   
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 I'm amused by Matty's Danny Dyer-esque dialogue when spotting his friend's doppelgänger. Sheer poetry, man.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 3/2/2013 1:30:33 AM   
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 I think this might finally be the push Matty needs to start his own agony aunt thread.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 3/2/2013 1:34:06 AM   
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Nightmares, early 80s anthology horror. The crappy graphics come out of the game to attack him. The film also has Lance Henriksen as a priest being hunted down by a demon jeep driver.


Doesn't sound like the most embarrassing thing Estevez has attached his name to.

Think I might re-watch Maximum Overdrive at some point. See if it holds up as an astoundingly shit but fun flick.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 3/2/2013 9:57:42 AM   
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I'm amused by Matty's Danny Dyer-esque dialogue when spotting his friend's doppelgänger. Sheer poetry, man.


Hey, I'm northern, I can be threatening.

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I think this might finally be the push Matty needs to start his own agony aunt thread.







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