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RE: What are you thinking......... - 20/1/2013 1:34:56 PM   
horribleives

 

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 Just watching whimsical Ted Danson drama Loch Ness on Channel 5. It's interesting that respected british thesps such as Ian Holm, Joely Richardson and James Frain can't do scottish accents for shit.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 21/1/2013 2:31:03 PM   
Sway


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 Jesus wept.

I fraped my mum the other day. She's pretty new at the whole facebook thing... infact she's new at the computer thing, so we have to help her out a lot. She keeps her sign in details written down on a bit of paper, but I've had to log in for her several times before to help, so I already know them.

Up until recently I have not abused the privilege, but the other day when she was away at work I couldn't help it. I knew if I didn't make it so utterly obvious it was me who'd done it, she'd get into a flap and run around the house shouting, 'WHO'S BROKEN INTO MY FACEBOOK?'

I did the old classic, 'Just wanted to say my daughter is super amazing and beautiful and that my two sons were adopted and I'd like a refund for them please'.

I then instantly wrote underneath as myself, '"Aww, mum!" You know, just to hammer the point home.

Obviously it got a lot of comments underneath along the lines of, 'Ha, you'll learn', or from my brothers, 'aye, very good sis..', but one of her pals admonished, "SwaysMum! Your sons are just as lovely as your daughter!"

Anyway my mum saw all this later on after she'd returned from work and knew instantly it was me and we had a good laugh about it all, including the fact her friend had given her a ticking off. She just told me today that apparently said friend had gone to the effort of calling a mutual friend to ask why my mum was being so horrible about her sons on facebook.



Look, I have several blonde moments myself, but I would hate to get to a stage in my life where I can't pick up on blindingly obvious pranks.

< Message edited by Sway -- 21/1/2013 2:32:16 PM >

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 21/1/2013 2:42:52 PM   
Chief


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 Could it not be an elaborate wind-up from your mum to get you back?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 21/1/2013 2:47:14 PM   
Sway


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 I wish it was, but no she's not really that quick witted... Which is a terrible thing to say, I know.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 21/1/2013 2:51:44 PM   
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 It's okay, I think most people consider their parents as fairly dim.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 21/1/2013 8:38:33 PM   
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 When light bulbs explode they certainly make for a pretty shower of sparks.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 21/1/2013 8:59:20 PM   
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I was hoping there was a catapult involved when I read THIS

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 21/1/2013 9:49:39 PM   
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 OMG A SOLDIER FIRES AT THE ENEMY.

Is this really news?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 21/1/2013 10:00:26 PM   
Sway


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quote:

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OMG A SOLDIER FIRES AT THE ENEMY.

Is this really news?


I misread that as 'fries'. Guess it's snack time!

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 21/1/2013 10:10:57 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

OMG A SOLDIER FIRES AT THE ENEMY.

Is this really news?



Some of the holier-than-thou comments on the Guardian about that are hilarious. Apparently shooting at people during a battle is 'disgraceful'.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 21/1/2013 10:26:03 PM   
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RE: What are you thinking......... - 21/1/2013 11:49:50 PM   
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 Getting a little bit fed up of seeing that sodding debt consolidation ad in front of every single video on Youtube.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 22/1/2013 12:05:04 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway

Jesus wept.

I fraped my mum the other day. She's pretty new at the whole facebook thing... infact she's new at the computer thing, so we have to help her out a lot. She keeps her sign in details written down on a bit of paper, but I've had to log in for her several times before to help, so I already know them.

Up until recently I have not abused the privilege, but the other day when she was away at work I couldn't help it. I knew if I didn't make it so utterly obvious it was me who'd done it, she'd get into a flap and run around the house shouting, 'WHO'S BROKEN INTO MY FACEBOOK?'

I did the old classic, 'Just wanted to say my daughter is super amazing and beautiful and that my two sons were adopted and I'd like a refund for them please'.

I then instantly wrote underneath as myself, '"Aww, mum!" You know, just to hammer the point home.

Obviously it got a lot of comments underneath along the lines of, 'Ha, you'll learn', or from my brothers, 'aye, very good sis..', but one of her pals admonished, "SwaysMum! Your sons are just as lovely as your daughter!"

Anyway my mum saw all this later on after she'd returned from work and knew instantly it was me and we had a good laugh about it all, including the fact her friend had given her a ticking off. She just told me today that apparently said friend had gone to the effort of calling a mutual friend to ask why my mum was being so horrible about her sons on facebook.



Look, I have several blonde moments myself, but I would hate to get to a stage in my life where I can't pick up on blindingly obvious pranks.


Is that a typing error or some web-word that means nothing to 35 year olds like me?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 22/1/2013 12:26:51 AM   
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 Facebook rape - when you nick someone's phone and update their status with amusing insults like, 'I like cock in my mouth'. Obv not a recommended one for one's mother...

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 22/1/2013 12:37:28 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

I like cock in my mouth


I feel guilty because it's just too easy a sig quote.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 22/1/2013 12:45:02 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

Facebook rape - when you nick someone's phone and update their status with amusing insults like, 'I like cock in my mouth'. Obv not a recommended one for one's mother...


Oh, that's... nice?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 22/1/2013 12:45:39 AM   
homersimpson_esq


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 Oh and more thing. Before he left the old man said some wild eyed crazy guy would come and edit my post. S'funny. Never thought it would be you.

I thought it would be chief.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 22/1/2013 12:46:34 AM   
homersimpson_esq


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MonsterCat


quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

Facebook rape - when you nick someone's phone and update their status with amusing insults like, 'I like cock in my mouth'. Obv not a recommended one for one's mother...


Oh, that's... nice?


This is the world in which we live in. /McCartney

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 22/1/2013 12:58:46 AM   
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cock in my mouth. that's nice


At least that one took a little effort. And it makes MC sound a little Jazz Club.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 22/1/2013 1:43:52 AM   
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 Why is it that "you like cock" is still widely used as an acceptable insult when it's just one step removed from saying "you're gay"? Are these not enlightened times??

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 22/1/2013 1:49:15 AM   
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 Only if it's coming from the assumption that only gay men like cock. Or that the same kind of edit wouldn't be done for a female poster. It's general silliness rather than an insult.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 22/1/2013 7:07:43 AM   
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 Personally I like mine, I carry it with me everywhere I go.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 22/1/2013 9:20:59 AM   
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 I take mine for walks.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 22/1/2013 10:52:35 AM   
Sway


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quote:

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Is that a typing error or some web-word that means nothing to 35 year olds like me?


Good God man, you're only 7 years older than me, you're not exactly over the hill.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 22/1/2013 10:56:43 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: rawlinson


quote:

ORIGINAL: MonsterCat

cock in my mouth. that's nice


At least that one took a little effort. And it makes MC sound a little Jazz Club.




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RE: What are you thinking......... - 22/1/2013 11:47:01 AM   
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RE: What are you thinking......... - 22/1/2013 12:06:14 PM   
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quote:

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Only if it's coming from the assumption that only gay men like cock. Or that the same kind of edit wouldn't be done for a female poster. It's general silliness rather than an insult.


What do gay men frape each other with then?

"I love vaginas and boobs lol"

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 22/1/2013 12:23:30 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: jcthefirst


quote:

ORIGINAL: rawlinson

Only if it's coming from the assumption that only gay men like cock. Or that the same kind of edit wouldn't be done for a female poster. It's general silliness rather than an insult.


What do gay men frape each other with then?

"I love vaginas and boobs lol"





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I would plough my way through MonsterCat



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RE: What are you thinking......... - 22/1/2013 2:22:01 PM   
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 Actually, based on the frapes of some of my gay male friends, the trend tends to be for implying that they are transvestites. Now I need to make friends with some transvestites and find out what the common practice frape for them is.

Oh and going back a few pages, a lot of my feminist friends absolutely detest the term 'frape' for trivializing the impact and realty of rape.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 22/1/2013 3:45:31 PM   
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 I spent last night / early morning on a night inspection of a concrete platform at a railway station, this involved blocking the line and crawling beneath the platform and noting defects in the structure. It took nine hours to do 200m. A couple of those hours of which was spent clearing out and inspecting the area for used needles before we could start, we found dozens of them.
I felt quite angry at first and then incredibly saddened that someones life ends up crawled up beneath a railway platform shooting up.



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