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RE: What are you thinking......... - 9/1/2013 4:52:24 PM   
horribleives

 

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quote:

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Would you prefer a picture of an animal swearing? It can be arranged.


You can try but I've also never once laughed at a gif/meme/picture of an animal swearing either

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 9/1/2013 4:53:06 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Chief

Would you prefer a picture of an animal swearing? It can be arranged.


I think you meant to say

Would you prefer a picture of a animal sbustin, biatch? It can be arranged. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 9/1/2013 4:53:57 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chief

Would you prefer a picture of an animal swearing? It can be arranged.


You can try but I've also never once laughed at a gif/meme/picture of an animal swearing either




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RE: What are you thinking......... - 9/1/2013 4:56:54 PM   
Hood_Man


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Timezones really mess with my head, if I wanted to stay up to watch the Oscars this year, and book the next day off work because, obviously, lack of sleep, which day should I book off?

Don't mock me I'm special.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 9/1/2013 4:58:34 PM   
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if Gizoogle can get its own thread, a user-submitted swearing animals thread surely can. here's my entry:



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RE: What are you thinking......... - 9/1/2013 4:58:58 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

Timezones really mess with my head, if I wanted to stay up to watch the Oscars this year, and book the next day off work because, obviously, lack of sleep, which day should I book off?

Don't mock me I'm special.


Monday.

They're on a Sunday, afternoon / evening US time which, over here, means they start about 1am on a Sunday night (technically a Monday). By the time they finish it's 5am Monday, which means that's the day you need to book off.

You are special.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 9/1/2013 5:01:41 PM   
Hood_Man


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quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

Timezones really mess with my head, if I wanted to stay up to watch the Oscars this year, and book the next day off work because, obviously, lack of sleep, which day should I book off?

Don't mock me I'm special.


Monday.

They're on a Sunday, afternoon / evening US time which, over here, means they start about 1am on a Sunday night (technically a Monday). By the time they finish it's 5am Monday, which means that's the day you need to book off.

You are special.





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RE: What are you thinking......... - 9/1/2013 5:59:59 PM   
sanchia


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So Chumbawamba have allowed their most famous song to be used in one of those "sue someone because there is blame" company adverts. Is that a bit of a sell out considering their supposed politics?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 9/1/2013 6:12:09 PM   
Harry Tuttle


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Why the fuck am I getting harassed by people with the"I Want to Add Your Birthday" "app" on Facebook?

Facebook already has birthday reminders ffs, what a totally unecessary development.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 9/1/2013 8:19:01 PM   
Sway


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Positives from my day: Won the lottery! Got myself measured properly and bought some new bras! Met a friend for dinner and received a belated Christmas gift, which was more Airfix! Popped in past work and had a chat with a good pal and saw a work buddy I hadn't seen in a month!

All very exciting as you can tell from my exclamation marks!

Negative from my day: Discovered somebody I've liked for 2 years is moving to another country, instead of a new city as was the original plan. And the worst part is I didn't even find out from him, because despite being very close previously, I've barely heard from him since falling ill. For the past couple of weeks, I've been feeling really happy - which I mentioned in a recent post, and this has really knocked the wind from my sails. I'm trying really hard to not let it get to me, but I'm struggling.

Anyway, new bras, yeay!

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 9/1/2013 10:20:36 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives

I feel like I'm missing out but, try as I might, I don't find any of this Gizoogle stuff funny in the slightest.


That's because you're not as silly as us.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 10/1/2013 1:54:40 AM   
Goodfella


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Harry Tuttle

Why the fuck am I getting harassed by people with the"I Want to Add Your Birthday" "app" on Facebook?

Facebook already has birthday reminders ffs, what a totally unecessary development.


Oh thank christ, someone else keeps getting these too!!

Why am I also receiving them from people like old schoolfriends who have probably forgotten what I look like could less care about when my birthday is....

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 10/1/2013 9:28:55 AM   
jonson


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quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives

I feel like I'm missing out but, try as I might, I don't find any of this Gizoogle stuff funny in the slightest.


Must admit it goes over my head as well.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 10/1/2013 12:10:32 PM   
matty_b


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I'm so fucking hungry right now.

This Scotch Egg has no chance.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 10/1/2013 12:17:42 PM   
Rebenectomy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Goodfella


quote:

ORIGINAL: Harry Tuttle

Why the fuck am I getting harassed by people with the"I Want to Add Your Birthday" "app" on Facebook?

Facebook already has birthday reminders ffs, what a totally unecessary development.


Oh thank christ, someone else keeps getting these too!!

Why am I also receiving them from people like old schoolfriends who have probably forgotten what I look like could less care about when my birthday is....


I got one from my dad. I mean seriously dad, if you don't know by now, you never will.


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 10/1/2013 12:23:21 PM   
Rhubarb


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I assume they are just a harrass everyone in your friends list kind of thing, mainly because I assume no-one (even, maybe especially, in my friends list) cares when my birthday is.

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You organisational skills sicken me, Rhubarb.



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RE: What are you thinking......... - 10/1/2013 1:23:40 PM   
matty_b


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^ I would think so, yes.

I mean, I got a request from Funky asking to add mine.


And she should know, we share the same birthday.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 10/1/2013 7:52:09 PM   
matty_b


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I just threw together some bacon, chorizo and chicken (seared cajun-style first) into a salad and it was amazing.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 10/1/2013 8:08:59 PM   
Sway


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Throwing any meat into a salad is always full of win. (That doesn't even need to be edited)

Slight apprehension about tomorrow's appointment at the hospital. They called me up yesterday asking me to come in tomorrow... So I'm hoping it's just a standard post-op check up, and not anything to do with bad results from the tests they were running. I would imagine they'd have been in touch sooner if that was the case. Still doesn't stop me worrying.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 10/1/2013 8:27:50 PM   
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hope all goes well Sway! x

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 10/1/2013 8:45:48 PM   
matty_b


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway

Throwing any meat into a salad is always full of win. (That doesn't even need to be edited)

Slight apprehension about tomorrow's appointment at the hospital. They called me up yesterday asking me to come in tomorrow... So I'm hoping it's just a standard post-op check up, and not anything to do with bad results from the tests they were running. I would imagine they'd have been in touch sooner if that was the case. Still doesn't stop me worrying.


It was the sausage kind of chorizo as well. (OH HAI CHIEF)

Hope it goes well tomorrow.


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 10/1/2013 9:35:31 PM   
Sway


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quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway

Throwing any meat into a salad is always full of win. (That doesn't even need to be edited)

Slight apprehension about tomorrow's appointment at the hospital. They called me up yesterday asking me to come in tomorrow... So I'm hoping it's just a standard post-op check up, and not anything to do with bad results from the tests they were running. I would imagine they'd have been in touch sooner if that was the case. Still doesn't stop me worrying.


It was the sausage of CHIEF. Hope it goes tomorrow.



I hope so too, for both of you.

So for some reason unknown to myself I just watched 50/50. Spectacular timing or what? Oy vey.



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RE: What are you thinking......... - 11/1/2013 2:25:09 AM   
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A pleasant young chap stopped me as I passed the bus stop earlier, demanding I give him money, saying he had a knife in his hand (in his pocket, clever boy). Ended up walking with me, telling me his life story and showing how much money he makes selling weed. Bloody Bristolians.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 11/1/2013 8:15:45 AM   
matty_b


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway

quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway

Throwing any meat into a salad is always full of win. (That doesn't even need to be edited)

Slight apprehension about tomorrow's appointment at the hospital. They called me up yesterday asking me to come in tomorrow... So I'm hoping it's just a standard post-op check up, and not anything to do with bad results from the tests they were running. I would imagine they'd have been in touch sooner if that was the case. Still doesn't stop me worrying.


It was the sausage of CHIEF. Hope it goes tomorrow.



I hope so too, for both of you.







< Message edited by matty_b -- 11/1/2013 8:16:21 AM >


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 11/1/2013 8:37:40 AM   
Hobbitonlass

 

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Hope it goes okay today Sway (rhyming masterpiece there! )

First full week at work since the beginning of December! It's been a looooong week.....

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 11/1/2013 9:47:05 AM   
Chief


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quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway

quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b
It was the sausage of CHIEF. Hope it goes tomorrow.


I hope so too, for both of you.






You children sicken me.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 11/1/2013 3:06:56 PM   
matty_b


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I've broken work's plumbing system.

Flushed the toilet and it was making a horrendous noise as I left. Later on I noticed that all the stalls had 'Out of Order' signs on them.


Whoops.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 11/1/2013 3:08:23 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

I've broken work's plumbing system.

Flushed the toilet and it was making a horrendous noise as I left. Later on I noticed that all the stalls had 'Out of Order' signs on them.


Whoops.




You're going to blame Barney, aren't you?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 11/1/2013 3:22:36 PM   
matty_b


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Already have.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 11/1/2013 3:51:44 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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quote:

ORIGINAL: FritzlFan

A pleasant young chap stopped me as I passed the bus stop earlier, demanding I give him money, saying he had a knife in his hand (in his pocket, clever boy). Ended up walking with me, telling me his life story and showing how much money he makes selling weed. Bloody Bristolians.



I said I was sorry, OK?

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