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RE: What are you thinking......... - 5/1/2013 1:56:21 AM   
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I be thankin I be straight-up aiiight all up in tha moment.

Maybe itz mah hormones goin menstrual cuz I be now missin a ovary yo, but I'd like ta be thinkin dat itz cuz tha eventz of tha past 2 months have straight-up given mah crazy ass some chicken fo' thought, particularly bout what tha fuck I used ta let bother mah crazy ass up in life. I be not where I wanna be game-wise, I probably won't git ta peep as much of tha ghetto as I'd like to, I don't look like I'd ludd ta look, n' I aint gots tha body shape I'd bust a cap up in fo' yo, but thatz all ok.

I be appreciatin tha lil thangs just now, nahmeean, biatch? Havin carin muthafathas whoz ass done been selflessly lookin afta me, holdin mah newest niece n' seein her laugh n' smile, feelin tha sun on mah grill on a stroll outside, smellin pine needlez on a gangbangin' forest floor, seein 4 different generationz of mah gang up in one room, bein able ta lie flat on mah back n' git a phat nightz chill, gettin lungfulz of proper fresh air, seein workmates fo' tha straight-up original gangsta time up in months, smokin straight-up dope home cooked meals, bustin up until I cry at somethang mah muthafathas have holla'd and done.....

Da list could go on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. It aint nuthin but a special feeling.


Crying here...

< Message edited by homersimpson_esq -- 5/1/2013 1:57:35 AM >


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 5/1/2013 1:30:24 PM   
Sway


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quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

Thanks to gizoogle.com, sway's lovely post is even more amazing in gangsta.

quote:



I be thankin I be straight-up aiiight all up in tha moment.

but I'd like ta be thinkin dat itz cuz tha eventz of tha past 2 months have straight-up given mah crazy ass some chicken fo' thought, particularly bout what tha fuck I used ta let bother mah crazy ass up in life. I be not where I wanna be game-wise, I probably won't git ta peep as much of tha ghetto as I'd like to, I don't look like I'd ludd ta look, n' I aint gots tha body shape I'd bust a cap up in fo' yo, but thatz all ok.

I be appreciatin tha lil thangs just now, nahmeean, biatch? Havin carin muthafathas whoz ass done been selflessly lookin afta me, holdin mah newest niece n' seein her laugh n' smile, feelin tha sun on mah grill on a stroll outside, smellin pine needlez on a gangbangin' forest floor, seein 4 different generationz of mah gang up in one room, bein able ta lie flat on mah back n' git a phat nightz chill, gettin lungfulz of proper fresh air, seein workmates fo' tha straight-up original gangsta time up in months, smokin straight-up dope home cooked meals, bustin up until I cry at somethang mah muthafathas have holla'd and done.....

Da list could go on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. It aint nuthin but a special feeling.


Crying here...



Hahahaha, I think, "Maybe itz mah hormones goin menstrual cuz I be now missin a ovary yo," is possibly the pinnacle of that.

Although the other parts in bold had me creased over too.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 5/1/2013 7:25:51 PM   
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The forum needs to start using "I ain't talkin' bout chicken n' gravy, biatch" as much as is possible.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/1/2013 2:17:36 AM   
Hood_Man


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Oh Jesus Christ, I'm hammered...

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/1/2013 2:29:52 AM   
horribleives

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

Oh Jesus Christ, I'm hammered...


Me too. Purely by accident.
I just had a revelatory experience down the pub when I started talking to a friend of my mate's missus who much to my shame I'd ignorantly dismissed as a Geordie Shore wannabe-type but on closer inspection (ie: actually talking to her) I found out she actually knew shitloads about films and was way cleverer than me and everyone else in our group. So I'm currently feeling happy that I spent an hour talking to such a lovely, interesting, like-minded person and deeply ashamed that I was so initially judgemental just because she had a bit of fake tan on.
People (like me) can be such cunts sometimes.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/1/2013 2:46:30 AM   
Hood_Man


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quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

Oh Jesus Christ, I'm hammered...


Me too. Purely by accident.
I just had a revelatory experience down the pub when I started talking to a friend of my mate's missus who much to my shame I'd ignorantly dismissed as a Geordie Shore wannabe-type but on closer inspection (ie: actually talking to her) I found out she actually knew shitloads about films and was way cleverer than me and everyone else in our group. So I'm currently feeling happy that I spent an hour talking to such a lovely, interesting, like-minded person and deeply ashamed that I was so initially judgemental just because she had a bit of fake tan on.
People (like me) can be such cunts sometimes.

I just fell like I shouldn't have said said YESSSS!!! I WILL HAVE THOSE 6 SHOTS OF WHISKEY, WHAVETEVR THEY MAY BE!! OH WHAT FUN!!!

Oh god oh god ho god god god oh god (but yes, always nice to meet snother fellow film fan, even if only for about an hour before you forget them forever).

[EDIT]

Edited, though frankly I've probably missed things...

< Message edited by Hood_Man -- 6/1/2013 2:48:11 AM >

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/1/2013 3:07:19 AM   
horribleives

 

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I just got semi-aroused by the mammoth Belvia Bra advert currently causing erotic havoc on ITV4. Time for bed methinks.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/1/2013 3:20:16 AM   
Hood_Man


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You dirty swine!!!!

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/1/2013 7:55:31 AM   
homersimpson_esq


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quote:

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I just got semi-aroused by the mammoth


Filth.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/1/2013 12:42:09 PM   
Hood_Man


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Only a mild hangover. Surprising.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/1/2013 3:11:39 PM   
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Firing off an angry email can be quite therapeutic.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/1/2013 5:26:51 PM   
sanchia


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quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

Firing one off the wrist can be quite therapeutic.


Everyone has to try a misquote once in a while.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/1/2013 6:03:30 PM   
Sway


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Jesus wept.

Why do people think it's appropriate to GUSH about their love for each other all over facebook, following every single message with a thousand kisses? Or even worse, talk about what sort of role play they're into as well as the names of the characters. I.e "Oh you know you love it when Dr Doctor comes out to play" "Ooh yeah that's the hottest".

REALLY?!

I know everybody uses facebook for different purposes. I mostly post inane ramblings and crap photos, but nothing particularly private or that I'd wouldn't want my family to see.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/1/2013 6:35:14 PM   
matty_b


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I've got rid of quite a few people on Facebook because of that very reason. "Off to bed with the hubster - wink wink!"

Just. Fuck. Off.

quote:

ORIGINAL: sanchia


quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

Firing one off the wrist can be quite therapeutic.


Everyone has to try a misquote once in a while.


But completely changing the words is cheating.











you're totally right, though.


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/1/2013 6:47:39 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq


quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives

I just got semi-aroused by the mammoth


Filth.



And at that point you were forcibly ejected from the screening of Ice Age 4...

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/1/2013 6:48:04 PM   
Sway


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quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

I've got rid of quite a few people on Facebook because of that very reason. "Off to bed with the hubster - wink wink!"

Just. Fuck. Off.



Well I have a lot of folk on 'hidden' so I don't have to see their posts pop up in my newsfeed, but the reason I don't delete this one completely is because it's a cousin of mine. I just happened to go on her page to for some reason and I almost barfed.

I try not to complain about these kind of things because it is entirely my own choice to A) have facebook and B) not delete the offending party, so it's my own fault that I'm reading these things.

I just wonder what goes through their minds. I was going to say that surely they wouldn't sit and say those kind of things outloud in public... But apparently they do.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/1/2013 6:54:25 PM   
matty_b


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I've got one of my friend's wives on hidden (for obvious reasons I can't delete her) so it gets a little bit awkward when she talks to me about something that she's mentioned on Facebook and clearly expects me to know about.

"Your car accident? Oh yeah, I totally remember you talking about that!"

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/1/2013 6:56:52 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

I've got one of my friend's wives on hidden (for obvious reasons I can't delete her)


the affair you are having?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/1/2013 7:00:38 PM   
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There's someone who I had on my facebook (hidden though now), who's boyfriend is at a different university. This is, of course, a perfectly normal situation for many people in the world.

But her statuses are just so saccharine (and badly spelt!) - every other day there was a "cant believ Im missing my hunny so much - I love u more than life xxxx" or a "skype doesnt cut it, there are nites when a girl needs her man - u no what i mean, ladies! ;) #needsom1tocuddle #sexybf" or a "got 2 speak wiv my baby today, hearing his voice makes me love him more"

I get that she missed him, but the guy visits her/she visits him every weekend - it was irritating beyond belief.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/1/2013 7:02:33 PM   
matty_b


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rhubarb

quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

I've got one of my friend's wives on hidden (for obvious reasons I can't delete her)


the affair you are having?





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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/1/2013 7:19:13 PM   
Sway


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MovieAddict247


There's someone who I had on my facebook (hidden though now), who's boyfriend is at a different university. This is, of course, a perfectly normal situation for many people in the world.

But her statuses are just so saccharine (and badly spelt!) - every other day there was a "cant believ Im missing my hunny so much - I love u more than life xxxx" or a "skype doesnt cut it, there are nites when a girl needs her man - u no what i mean, ladies! ;) #needsom1tocuddle #sexybf" or a "got 2 speak wiv my baby today, hearing his voice makes me love him more"

I get that she missed him, but the guy visits her/she visits him every weekend - it was irritating beyond belief.



This is taken directly from my cousin's page and I swear to God every single post is like this;

"Do you know how much I love you baby girl...
You're the girl of my dreams! Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Xxxxxx
Xxx
Xx
X"

I LOVE YOU (insert name of g.f here)!!!

You are my life.....now and forever!
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Xxxxxxxxxxxx
Xxxxxx
Xxx
Xx
X

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/1/2013 8:14:45 PM   
Sway


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Huh, on another note I've just watched 21 Jump Street.

Almost turned it off within 10 minutes but out of boredom carried on with it and was actually surprised. And I was mostly surprised at Channing Tatum. I've avoided everything with him in it since I saw in him A Guide to Recognising Your Saints. Mainly because none of the films he's been in since then have appealed to me, but also because he's always had one of those faces I've irrationally REALLY wanted to punch.

Turns out he's actually not as smug as he looks, and is pretty good at comedy.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/1/2013 8:22:20 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway


quote:

ORIGINAL: MovieAddict247


There's someone who I had on my facebook (hidden though now), who's boyfriend is at a different university. This is, of course, a perfectly normal situation for many people in the world.

But her statuses are just so saccharine (and badly spelt!) - every other day there was a "cant believ Im missing my hunny so much - I love u more than life xxxx" or a "skype doesnt cut it, there are nites when a girl needs her man - u no what i mean, ladies! ;) #needsom1tocuddle #sexybf" or a "got 2 speak wiv my baby today, hearing his voice makes me love him more"

I get that she missed him, but the guy visits her/she visits him every weekend - it was irritating beyond belief.



This is taken directly from my cousin's page and I swear to God every single post is like this;

"Do you know how much I love you baby girl...
You're the girl of my dreams! Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Xxxxxx
Xxx
Xx
X"

I LOVE YOU (insert name of g.f here)!!!

You are my life.....now and forever!
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Xxxxxxxxxxxx
Xxxxxx
Xxx
Xx
X


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/1/2013 10:00:36 AM   
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First day back at work and I only got 2 hours sleep, at most, last night. Today is going to be fucking hellish.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/1/2013 10:09:06 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway

Huh, on another note I've just watched 21 Jump Street.

Almost turned it off within 10 minutes but out of boredom carried on with it and was actually surprised. And I was mostly surprised at Channing Tatum. I've avoided everything with him in it since I saw in him A Guide to Recognising Your Saints. Mainly because none of the films he's been in since then have appealed to me, but also because he's always had one of those faces I've irrationally REALLY wanted to punch.

Turns out he's actually not as smug as he looks, and is pretty good at comedy.


Exactly my thoughts after watching. Magic Mike wasn't bad either.

Not that I thought that much of 21 Jump St, just the surprise bit.



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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/1/2013 10:09:28 AM   
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First day back at work and I only got 2 hours sleep, at most, last night. Today is going to be fucking hellish.


Is that everyone? I don't think anyone slept last night, including me.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/1/2013 10:16:20 AM   
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Me either, managed about an hours worth.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/1/2013 10:20:24 AM   
Harry Tuttle


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I knew I was going to struggle getting to sleep a bit as my sleeping pattern has been all over the place while I've been off. Being uncomfortably hot didn't help either (it's freakishly mild during the night at the moment). Thankfully I've just managed to blag a half day today. I'm pushing it a bit seeing as I'm only just back in today but fuck it, sleeping at my desk would be pushing it even more methinks.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/1/2013 10:21:10 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: elab49

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway

Huh, on another note I've just watched 21 Jump Street.

Almost turned it off within 10 minutes but out of boredom carried on with it and was actually surprised. And I was mostly surprised at Channing Tatum. I've avoided everything with him in it since I saw in him A Guide to Recognising Your Saints. Mainly because none of the films he's been in since then have appealed to me, but also because he's always had one of those faces I've irrationally REALLY wanted to punch.

Turns out he's actually not as smug as he looks, and is pretty good at comedy.


Exactly my thoughts after watching. Magic Mike wasn't bad either.

Not that I thought that much of 21 Jump St, just the surprise bit.




I think everyone's cinematic surprise this year has been a combination of Tatum and McConnaughey.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/1/2013 10:22:34 AM   
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My other half has just started his new shift pattern at work. He was doing 12 hour nightshifts this week. I'm usually alright when he goes on nights, it gives me a bit of peace and quiet and some extra bed space , But this weekend my sleeping has just been lousy. I've been up past 2am for the past three nights and awake again at 5.30. I'm only sleeping mid-morning and waking up around 10/11 which I hate. Hoping I get some proper sleep tonight because I just feel like utter crap at the minute.

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