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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/12/2012 8:51:41 PM

Shifty Bench

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I watched a couple of films last Friday but yeah, I think my problem is that I just can't think of which one to watch tonight. I have Scrooged on E4 in the background right now, though

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You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/12/2012 8:53:44 PM

Scott_

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I choose something to watch, change my mind, spend an hour choosing something else then end up watching my original choice. Thats usually how it goes for me.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/12/2012 8:55:53 PM

Hood_Man

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I just don't have the attention span to watch films anymore...

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/12/2012 8:58:20 PM

Shifty Bench

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I just got a gag in Scrooged that I never got before and I'm not even really watching it.....

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You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.

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Shifty said it best

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/12/2012 9:33:55 PM

DancingClown

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Was it the "I thought you were Richard Pryor" joke?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/12/2012 9:41:30 PM

Shifty Bench

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No, I knew that a while ago,but certainly not the first time I saw it. That one did take me a while. it was this exchange-

Frank- When can we open these? -

Claire- You can open one on Christmas Eve, the rest are for Christmas morning. Isn't that how your family did it?

Frank- If they were gonna spoil, we opened them the night before.

I thought he said 'if it was going to spoil it' as in the surprise and he was just trying to get her to let him open the presents. I didn't realise it was a gag harking back to the kinds of gifts his dad used to get him. I didn't say it was a funny gag

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You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.

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Shifty said it best

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/12/2012 10:19:13 PM

Hood_Man

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Fuck it, I'll just order a pizza and sit here getting fat all night

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/12/2012 10:23:39 PM

Shifty Bench

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Oh great, now I'm hungry, thanks Hoodie! Now I'll eat and get fat too! Hope you're happy!

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You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.

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Shifty said it best

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/12/2012 10:37:27 PM

homersimpson_esq

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Fuck it, I'll just order a pizza and sit here getting fat all night

I bet my pizza was better than your pizza.

My pizza had a stuffed crust. STUFFED WITH HOTDOG.

I KNOW. IT'S AMAZING.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/12/2012 10:49:50 PM

Shifty Bench

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My pizza had a stuffed crust. STUFFED WITH HOTDOG.

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You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.

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Shifty said it best

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/12/2012 10:52:31 PM

Hood_Man

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quote:

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Fuck it, I'll just order a pizza and sit here getting fat all night

I bet my pizza was better than your pizza.

My pizza had a stuffed crust. STUFFED WITH HOTDOG.

I KNOW. IT'S AMAZING.

Isn't that the one that looks like a dog's erection when you squeeze it?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/12/2012 10:55:03 PM

Shifty Bench

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And now-

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You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.

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Shifty said it best

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/12/2012 11:03:15 PM

Hood_Man

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Even if his acting career goes downhill and crashes horribly (unlikely), I can totally see Daniel Radcliffe becoming a TV chatshow national treasure for the rest of his days.

Ricki Gervais on the other hand, I wish would just be quiet.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/12/2012 11:03:40 PM

homersimpson_esq

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I don't go round looking at dog's erections, Hoody. You tell me...

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/12/2012 11:06:43 PM

Hood_Man

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I don't go round looking at dog's erections, Hoody. You tell me...

Buy another hotdog stuffed crust and see for yourself

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/12/2012 11:08:48 PM

Shifty Bench

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I don't go round looking at dog's erections, Hoody. You tell me...

Meh, it's more like pink lipstick.....

< Message edited by Shifty Bench -- 7/12/2012 11:09:47 PM >

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You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.

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Shifty said it best

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/12/2012 11:18:49 PM

Hood_Man

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Seriously though, who doesn't know what a dog's penis looks like? We were all kids once, we all saw gross things and went "UGH! Hey everyone, look at this!"

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/12/2012 11:42:43 PM

Shifty Bench

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I saw a dog's penis just today when I was walking the family mutt. His penis makes a guest appearance whenever he squats to poop.

Ummmm.....

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You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.

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Shifty said it best

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 8/12/2012 1:14:12 AM

elab49

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I woke up before 4am, and didn't get back to sleep so am now heading to the 24hr mark, feeling a little punchdrunk, yet still sitting watching Phantoms

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 8/12/2012 1:27:24 AM

Shifty Bench

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Phantoms is on?????

Affleck is the bomb in that. Yo.

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You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.

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Shifty said it best

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 8/12/2012 1:31:01 AM

elab49

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You mean O'Toole!!

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 8/12/2012 1:32:04 AM

rawlinson

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And I always had you down as a big Kevin Smith fan.

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I desire MonsterCat to go down on me.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 8/12/2012 1:36:09 AM

elab49

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(comment added to allow post which partly negates the powerful effect of a single smilie response)

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 8/12/2012 1:37:02 AM

rawlinson

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Couldn't you have just done this?

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I would plough my way through MonsterCat

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I desire MonsterCat to go down on me.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 8/12/2012 1:37:26 AM

rawlinson

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.

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I would plough my way through MonsterCat

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I desire MonsterCat to go down on me.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 8/12/2012 1:38:00 AM

elab49

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Now completely punchdrunk - done what?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 8/12/2012 1:38:42 AM

rawlinson

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Got a smiley face on its own like that.

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I would plough my way through MonsterCat

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I desire MonsterCat to go down on me.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 8/12/2012 1:39:30 AM

elab49

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 8/12/2012 1:39:47 AM

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 8/12/2012 1:42:03 AM

Shifty Bench

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Ok....what just happened?

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You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.

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Shifty said it best

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