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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 1:49:46 PM   
Chief


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You could change it to "its complicated".

Jesus. I didn't know there were all those options. "In an open relationship with..."



You should totally be able to create your own.

"Has a totally one-sided infatuation with..."

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 1:50:53 PM   
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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 1:51:31 PM   
Rhubarb


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ORIGINAL: Chief


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rhubarb

You could change it to "its complicated".

Jesus. I didn't know there were all those options. "In an open relationship with..."



You should totally be able to create your own.

"Has a totally one-sided infatuation with..."


"Is the lonley stalker of..."

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 1:52:15 PM   
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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 1:55:54 PM   
Chief


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All of Facebook has been in Matty's Mum

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 2:01:32 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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There's a torn scrotum waiting to happen.


There is nothing like a torn scrotum. It really is quite breathtaking.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 2:07:34 PM   
talpacino


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Is it wrong to use the same trimmer for down there as well as your face?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 2:10:15 PM   
UTB


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ORIGINAL: talpacino

Is it wrong to use the same trimmer for down there as well as your face?


Its all one collective beard.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 2:12:55 PM   
talpacino


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Your av is very appropriate.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 2:13:48 PM   
matty_b


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Chief

All of Facebook has been in Matty's Mum











No, wait...

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 2:23:24 PM   
Hobbitonlass

 

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Sorry to drag this away from Matty's Mum for a bit but still on the Facebook theme

http://vomitinducing.tumblr.com/

Glad I'm not the only one that feels like that about those pictures

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 2:25:50 PM   
Sway


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quote:

ORIGINAL: talpacino


quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway


quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b


quote:

ORIGINAL: talpacino

Why me playing bollocks?






What percentage of all your posts are made up of edits?



It's only because I have nothing interesting to say myself.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 2:31:47 PM   
talpacino


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hobbitonlass

Sorry to drag this away from Matty's Mum for a bit but still on the Facebook theme

http://vomitinducing.tumblr.com/

Glad I'm not the only one that feels like that about those pictures


I absolutely hate all that shite. I've hidden so many people on Facebook because of it. I had to delete Chief.

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Suppose I shot ya..How'd that be?


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 2:36:21 PM   
Harry Tuttle


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hobbitonlass

Sorry to drag this away from Matty's Mum for a bit but still on the Facebook theme

http://vomitinducing.tumblr.com/

Glad I'm not the only one that feels like that about those pictures


I tend to block posts from anyone who posts that kind of shit on Facebook on a regular basis. I had my sister blocked for nearly a month because some of the crap she put up made me cringe so hard I nearly ruptured my scrotum. The ones with "I know who will share/post this" in the message text make me so mad I could punch a puppy*.



* Not really. Maybe a kitten though

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 2:36:56 PM   
Sway


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Harry Tuttle

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hobbitonlass

Sorry to drag this away from Matty's Mum for a bit but still on the Facebook theme

http://vomitinducing.tumblr.com/

Glad I'm not the only one that feels like that about those pictures


I tend to block posts from anyone who posts that kind of shit on Facebook on a regular basis. I had my sister blocked for nearly a month because some of the crap she put up made me cringe so hard I nearly ruptured my scrotum. The ones with "I know who will share/post this" in the message text make me so mad I could punch a puppy*.



* Not really. Maybe a kitten though



Bad day for scrotums.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 2:37:41 PM   
matty_b


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hobbitonlass

Sorry to drag this away from Matty's Mum for a bit but still on the Facebook theme

http://vomitinducing.tumblr.com/

Glad I'm not the only one that feels like that about those pictures


I would absolutely love to post that on Facebook because...well, cringeworthy doesn't even begin to describe it, but I have some elderly relatives who might take offence because that's the exact kind of shit they insist on posting every day.

quote:

I absolutely hate all that shite. I've hidden so many people on Facebook because of it. I had to delete Chief.




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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 2:39:45 PM   
matty_b


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway


quote:

ORIGINAL: Harry Tuttle

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hobbitonlass

Sorry to drag this away from Matty's Mum for a bit but still on the Facebook theme

http://vomitinducing.tumblr.com/

Glad I'm not the only one that feels like that about those pictures


I tend to block posts from anyone who posts that kind of shit on Facebook on a regular basis. I had my sister blocked for nearly a month because some of the crap she put up made me cringe so hard I nearly ruptured my scrotum. The ones with "I know who will share/post this" in the message text make me so mad I could punch a puppy*.



* Not really. Maybe a kitten though



Bad day for scrotums.




Every man on the forum will now be taking extra care when they sit down today.

And everytime someone puts a "aww, look at the cute ickle kitten!" picture on Facebook, I do actually go and find one to punch. It's my way of balancing the universe.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 2:43:17 PM   
UTB


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Your av is very appropriate.


Good point.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 2:45:54 PM   
Hobbitonlass

 

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And everytime someone puts a "aww, look at the cute ickle kitten!" picture on Facebook, I do actually go and find one to punch. It's my way of balancing the universe.

I may or may not have been guilty of that in the past (but not very often....)

*goes off to check that there are no pics of kittens and fluffy baby animals on FB page

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 2:47:46 PM   
matty_b


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Nah, you're cool, Hobbs. You've put good stuff on that I've definitely shared at times.

I'm talking about people who put a picture of a cat on EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Yeah, I know what a fucking cat looks like, thanks.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 2:48:49 PM   
Hobbitonlass

 

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quote:

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Nah, you're cool, Hobbs. You've put good stuff on that I've definitely shared at times.




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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 2:52:45 PM   
Rhubarb


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quote:

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Nah, you're cool, Hobbs. You've put good stuff on that I've definitely shared at times.

I'm talking about people who put a picture of a cat on EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Yeah, I know what a fucking cat looks like, thanks.


SO ANGRY.

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You organisational skills sicken me, Rhubarb.



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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 2:52:49 PM   
Harry Tuttle


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway


quote:

ORIGINAL: Harry Tuttle

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hobbitonlass

Sorry to drag this away from Matty's Mum for a bit but still on the Facebook theme

http://vomitinducing.tumblr.com/

Glad I'm not the only one that feels like that about those pictures


I tend to block posts from anyone who posts that kind of shit on Facebook on a regular basis. I had my sister blocked for nearly a month because some of the crap she put up made me cringe so hard I nearly ruptured my scrotum. The ones with "I know who will share/post this" in the message text make me so mad I could punch a puppy*.



* Not really. Maybe a kitten though



Bad day for scrotums.


When is it anything but?

Is it wrong that I just googled what the plural for scrotum is?



It's scrota, apparently.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 2:53:35 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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Cats. Or horses.

But definitely not grandmothers.

Hm..




Actually, those "inspirational" pictures, after scrolling through several amusing images, I see one of those and think, "wait, why is this funn....OH IT'S MEANT TO BE MEANINGFUL. Tosser."



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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 2:59:02 PM   
Sway


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Harry Tuttle

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway


quote:

ORIGINAL: Harry Tuttle

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hobbitonlass

Sorry to drag this away from Matty's Mum for a bit but still on the Facebook theme

http://vomitinducing.tumblr.com/

Glad I'm not the only one that feels like that about those pictures


I tend to block posts from anyone who posts that kind of shit on Facebook on a regular basis. I had my sister blocked for nearly a month because some of the crap she put up made me cringe so hard I nearly ruptured my scrotum. The ones with "I know who will share/post this" in the message text make me so mad I could punch a puppy*.



* Not really. Maybe a kitten though



Bad day for scrotums.


When is it anything but?

Is it wrong that I just googled what the plural for scrotum is?



It's scrota, apparently.


What's the collective noun for a group of scrota?


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 2:59:50 PM   
matty_b


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quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

Cats. Or horses.

But definitely not grandmothers.

Hm..




Actually, those "inspirational" pictures, after scrolling through several amusing images, I see one of those and think, "wait, why is this funn....OH IT'S MEANT TO BE MEANINGFUL. Tosser."






quote:

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rhubarb

quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b



Nah, you're cool, Hobbs. You've put good stuff on that I've definitely shared at times.

I'm talking about people who put a picture of a cat on EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Yeah, I know what a fucking cat looks like, thanks.


SO ANGRY.



I will beat you into a heaving, bloody pulp. I will.

And I shall mess up your hair as I do it.

< Message edited by matty_b -- 16/11/2012 3:00:24 PM >


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 3:00:56 PM   
Harry Tuttle


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway


quote:

ORIGINAL: Harry Tuttle

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway


quote:

ORIGINAL: Harry Tuttle

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hobbitonlass

Sorry to drag this away from Matty's Mum for a bit but still on the Facebook theme

http://vomitinducing.tumblr.com/

Glad I'm not the only one that feels like that about those pictures


I tend to block posts from anyone who posts that kind of shit on Facebook on a regular basis. I had my sister blocked for nearly a month because some of the crap she put up made me cringe so hard I nearly ruptured my scrotum. The ones with "I know who will share/post this" in the message text make me so mad I could punch a puppy*.



* Not really. Maybe a kitten though



Bad day for scrotums.


When is it anything but?

Is it wrong that I just googled what the plural for scrotum is?



It's scrota, apparently.


What's the collective noun for a group of scrota?



Chavs? The England Football team? Or, I dunno, Bristol?

< Message edited by Harry Tuttle -- 16/11/2012 3:05:07 PM >


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 3:04:28 PM   
Rhubarb


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You organisational skills sicken me, Rhubarb.



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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 3:07:27 PM   
Sway


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Harry Tuttle

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway


quote:

ORIGINAL: Harry Tuttle

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway


quote:

ORIGINAL: Harry Tuttle

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hobbitonlass

Sorry to drag this away from Matty's Mum for a bit but still on the Facebook theme

http://vomitinducing.tumblr.com/

Glad I'm not the only one that feels like that about those pictures


I tend to block posts from anyone who posts that kind of shit on Facebook on a regular basis. I had my sister blocked for nearly a month because some of the crap she put up made me cringe so hard I nearly ruptured my scrotum. The ones with "I know who will share/post this" in the message text make me so mad I could punch a puppy*.



* Not really. Maybe a kitten though



Bad day for scrotums.


When is it anything but?

Is it wrong that I just googled what the plural for scrotum is?



It's scrota, apparently.


What's the collective noun for a group of scrota?



Chavs? The England Football team? Or, I dunno, Bristol?


'An England Football team' of scrota, while accurate, isn't quite as snappy as a 'crash' of rhinos.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/11/2012 3:17:00 PM   
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What about a 'crease' of scrota?

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