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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 4:42:53 PM   
jcthefirst


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 Me first.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 4:47:12 PM   
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 I see no reason not to trust Chief. The man has a Christmas avatar all year round, he's clearly on the ball.


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That if she lowers her expectations, I'm therefore in. Because I'm rubbish. Do keep up, Homer.



It was more the claim that that was a joke that I was querying...


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Good luck Matty - I was on eharmony. Met my previous girlfriend through it, as well as my current one. It can work - the key is to show your personality. For instance - don't just say you are funny....actually be funny on your profile.


Yes, but to do that you need to be funny...







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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 4:47:55 PM   
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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 4:48:21 PM   
jcthefirst


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I see no reason not to trust Chief. The man has a Christmas avatar all year round, he's clearly on the ball.





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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 4:49:21 PM   
Sway


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I see no reason not to trust Chief. The man all year round, he's clearly on the balls.



I second this motion.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 4:50:24 PM   
Harry Tuttle


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I see no reason not to trust Chief. The man has a Christmas avatar all year round, he's clearly on the ball.



He'll be sorted in about a fortnight though. There's foresight for you.

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I bagsy Vad3r. Sexy bastard.


If only we knew his relationship status?

< Message edited by Harry Tuttle -- 14/11/2012 4:51:49 PM >

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 4:54:47 PM   
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 Or his love making skills.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 4:59:09 PM   
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 vad3r's clearly just being used for his industry connections.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 5:00:36 PM   
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 I agree. He's probably Executive Producer.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 5:01:03 PM   
matty_b


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 Sorry, there should have been an 'an' in there.

Not sure what happened there.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 5:41:11 PM   
Sway


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Sorry, there should have been an 'an' in there.

Not sure what happened there.


You just killed the conversation, that's what.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 5:44:41 PM   
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Oh dear god, I cannot believe how long today was

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 5:45:54 PM   
matty_b


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ORIGINAL: Sway


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Sorry, there should have been an 'an' in there.

Not sure what happened there.


You just killed the conversation, that's what.


I know.

Just getting into practice for any future dates with the single laydeez.




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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 5:47:34 PM   
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Nice one, Hoodie

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re Hoody, pob lwc a Dydd Gwener crwt bach

Aww, thanks guys! Hopefully I'm stressing over nothing, apparently not many people fail it.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 5:48:42 PM   
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I see no reason not to trust Chief. The man has a Christmas avatar all year round, he's clearly on the ball.


He's clearly bonkers if you ask me.


I'm thinking my Movember tash is incredibly itchy now. Annoying in fact. Fuck charity.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 6:12:44 PM   
Sway


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quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b


quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway


quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

Sorry, there should have been an 'an' in there.

Not sure what happened there.


You just killed the conversation, that's what.


I know.

Just getting into practice for any future dates with the single laydeez.





Don't worry, if you choose Miss Exclamation Marks it won't matter as she'll talk about herself long enough to not notice you've done a runner anyway.


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 7:00:36 PM   
sanchia


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 Seinfeld finished in 1998. Where did all the time go?

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Fuck charity.


Who is Charity and can you introduce matty to her (or me)?

< Message edited by sanchia -- 14/11/2012 7:02:58 PM >

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 8:40:16 PM   
matty_b


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ORIGINAL: Sway


quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b


quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway


quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

Sorry, there should have been an 'an' in there.

Not sure what happened there.


You just killed the conversation, that's what.


I know.

Just getting into practice for any future dates with the single laydeez.





Don't worry, if you choose Miss Exclamation Marks it won't matter as she'll talk about herself long enough to not notice you've done a runner anyway.



See, when you put it like that I'm tempted to contact her to see if someone can be that crazy in real life...


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 8:43:23 PM   
rawlinson


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quote:

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Who is Charity and can you introduce matty to her (or me)?


You want Matty to be introduced to you?


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I would plough my way through MonsterCat



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I desire MonsterCat to go down on me.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 9:54:40 PM   
Sway


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quote:

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sanchia

Who is Charity and can you introduce matty to her (or me)?


You want Matty to be introduced to you?



This is Chief's job, and where is he? I don't think he's taking this seriously enough.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 10:06:45 PM   
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See, when you put it like that I'm tempted to contact her to see if someone can be that crazy in real life...



I will pay you £100* if you do this.







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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/11/2012 1:04:45 PM   
Chief


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ORIGINAL: Sway


quote:

ORIGINAL: rawlinson


quote:

ORIGINAL: sanchia

Who is Charity and can you introduce matty to her (or me)?


You want Matty to be introduced to you?



This is Chief's job, and where is he? I don't think he's taking this seriously enough.


Sorry I've not been dedicated enough to this cause, I've been waiting to see who was desperate horny happy enough to accept my help. So far I've got:

JC


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/11/2012 1:17:37 PM   
jcthefirst


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 Playaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa












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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/11/2012 2:56:28 PM   
Sway


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 Signed off work for a further 2 weeks. The joy.

There is one positive to come of this though - for the first time ever, ever, I am totally super organised and early with, *whisper* christmas shopping.

For as long as I can remember I have always left it until the last minute and I normally refuse to even think about the whole event at all until December comes round. But with nothing else to do in between doctor and hospital appointments, what they hey!

Today I picked up the belgian beers I'd ordered for my brother's present. I can't wait to see his wee happy face!

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/11/2012 3:22:42 PM   
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Today I picked up the belgian beers I'd ordered for my brother's present. I can't wait to see his wee happy face!


Yeah, but it's not a tank though, is it?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/11/2012 4:25:09 PM   
Sway


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quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq


quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway

Today I picked up the belgian beers I'd ordered for my brother's present. I can't wait to see his wee happy face!


Yeah, but it's not a tank though, is it?


No, but the beers are just a secondary gift. I've already bought him a supercar driving gift experience - he gets to pick two cars out of a bunch of Lambos, Ferraris, Aston Martins, Porsches to drive himself for a few laps, and he gets driven by a professional driver in an Ariel Atom.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/11/2012 4:27:40 PM   
matty_b


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 So much potential for a 'tanked up' or 'tankard' joke.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/11/2012 5:43:23 PM   
sanchia


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway

Signed off work for a further 2 weeks. The joy.

There is one positive to come of this though - for the first time ever, ever, I am totally super organised and early with, *whisper* christmas shopping.

For as long as I can remember I have always left it until the last minute and I normally refuse to even think about the whole event at all until December comes round. But with nothing else to do in between doctor and hospital appointments, what they hey!

Today I picked up the belgian beers I'd ordered for my brother's present. I can't wait to see his wee happy face!


Are you as bored as I am (now being off for nearly three weeks)?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/11/2012 6:28:23 PM   
sanchia


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 I have only just realised how attractive Ava Gardener was and THIS is a politician you really can have some respect for.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/11/2012 6:58:38 PM   
OPEN YOUR EYES


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