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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 10:08:37 AM

Hobbitonlass

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ORIGINAL: Chief

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ORIGINAL: Hobbitonlass

I joined a Dating Agency once and was so freaked out by the responses, haven't been near one since! One guy was holding a can of beer and stated that he was married but looking for some extra fun (guess he was honest though)

So no second date then?

No, the missing front teeth were a bit of a turn off...... (you could see that from his pic!)

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 10:20:03 AM

matty_b

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None of this is helping.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 10:22:34 AM

Hobbitonlass

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But you don't have to worry about men with missing front teeth, holding cans of beer, looking for a good time gal!

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 10:28:06 AM

matty_b

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Yes, just the psychotic women as it happens.

Christ, there's some weirdos out there.

AM I ONE OF THEM?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 10:28:42 AM

Chief

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ORIGINAL: Hobbitonlass

But you don't have to worry about men with missing front teeth, holding cans of beer, looking for a good time gal!

I don't remember Matty specifying. Any port in a storm and all that.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 10:51:42 AM

matty_b

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 10:54:37 AM

Hobbitonlass

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Yes, just the psychotic women as it happens.

Yeah, can imagine there are women with missing front teeth, holding cans of beer, looking for a good time guy

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 10:56:08 AM

rawlinson

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Are these women psychotic in the regular sense or in the "You've read my profile NOW DO YOU LOVE ME?!?!" sense?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 11:14:54 AM

matty_b

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Pretty much.

Example - "I guess I don't believe in true love anymore....This website - it's probably last place where I could find it anyway. I dont believe in online dating - I know 90 % of you lie about their age, height or even uploading photos of someone else and pretend it's them ( how sad ), and all of you guys claiming to be fun, loving and caring individuals ( how nice ). I'm not bitter I'm realistic.
But since everyone and everything around me is trying to prove me wrong I thought I'd give it a try... I mean what I've got to loose??? I will probably prove myself right!!! Don't wanna lower my shirt, self-esteem or self-respect to get a guy!!! The truth is I'm single and you'd have to be freaking amazing to change it!!!
I could write an essay on how beautiful and gorgeous I am but it's not the point. The point is that I'm a normal, smiley, honest and friendly girl and all I want is for someone to put a smile back into my face...
I want romance...I want you to surprise me every day with small things...I want to have breakfast with you every morning...I want you to hug me every night before we fall asleep. I want simple things. Sounds boring to you? Don't bother to reply!!!"

Yeah, you sound a right catch, love.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 11:18:35 AM

rawlinson

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ORIGINAL: matty_b

Pretty much.

Example - "I guess I don't believe in true love anymore....This website - it's probably last place where I could find it anyway. I dont believe in online dating - I know 90 % of you lie about their age, height or even uploading photos of someone else and pretend it's them ( how sad ), and all of you guys claiming to be fun, loving and caring individuals ( how nice ). I'm not bitter I'm realistic.
But since everyone and everything around me is trying to prove me wrong I thought I'd give it a try... I mean what I've got to loose??? I will probably prove myself right!!! Don't wanna lower my shirt, self-esteem or self-respect to get a guy!!! The truth is I'm single and you'd have to be freaking amazing to change it!!!
I could write an essay on how beautiful and gorgeous I am but it's not the point. The point is that I'm a normal, smiley, honest and friendly girl and all I want is for someone to put a smile back into my face...
I want romance...I want you to surprise me every day with small things...I want to have breakfast with you every morning...I want you to hug me every night before we fall asleep. I want simple things. Sounds boring to you? Don't bother to reply!!!"

Yeah, you sound a right catch, love.

It's a shame really, because you'd be really good at surprising her with small things.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 11:20:25 AM

Gimli The Dwarf

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I'd love it if it was someone on here, unsuspectingly reading this thread.

< Message edited by Gimli The Dwarf -- 14/11/2012 11:22:08 AM >

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 11:25:14 AM

matty_b

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ORIGINAL: rawlinson

quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

Pretty much.

Example - "I guess I don't believe in true love anymore....This website - it's probably last place where I could find it anyway. I dont believe in online dating - I know 90 % of you lie about their age, height or even uploading photos of someone else and pretend it's them ( how sad ), and all of you guys claiming to be fun, loving and caring individuals ( how nice ). I'm not bitter I'm realistic.
But since everyone and everything around me is trying to prove me wrong I thought I'd give it a try... I mean what I've got to loose??? I will probably prove myself right!!! Don't wanna lower my shirt, self-esteem or self-respect to get a guy!!! The truth is I'm single and you'd have to be freaking amazing to change it!!!
I could write an essay on how beautiful and gorgeous I am but it's not the point. The point is that I'm a normal, smiley, honest and friendly girl and all I want is for someone to put a smile back into my face...
I want romance...I want you to surprise me every day with small things...I want to have breakfast with you every morning...I want you to hug me every night before we fall asleep. I want simple things. Sounds boring to you? Don't bother to reply!!!"

Yeah, you sound a right catch, love.

It's a shame really, because you'd be really good at surprising her with small things.

Yeah, she also wants simple things so maybe I should pass on your details.

OOH SICK BURN.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 11:31:38 AM

rawlinson

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quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

quote:

ORIGINAL: rawlinson

quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

Pretty much.

Example - "I guess I don't believe in true love anymore....This website - it's probably last place where I could find it anyway. I dont believe in online dating - I know 90 % of you lie about their age, height or even uploading photos of someone else and pretend it's them ( how sad ), and all of you guys claiming to be fun, loving and caring individuals ( how nice ). I'm not bitter I'm realistic.
But since everyone and everything around me is trying to prove me wrong I thought I'd give it a try... I mean what I've got to loose??? I will probably prove myself right!!! Don't wanna lower my shirt, self-esteem or self-respect to get a guy!!! The truth is I'm single and you'd have to be freaking amazing to change it!!!
I could write an essay on how beautiful and gorgeous I am but it's not the point. The point is that I'm a normal, smiley, honest and friendly girl and all I want is for someone to put a smile back into my face...
I want romance...I want you to surprise me every day with small things...I want to have breakfast with you every morning...I want you to hug me every night before we fall asleep. I want simple things. Sounds boring to you? Don't bother to reply!!!"

Yeah, you sound a right catch, love.

It's a shame really, because you'd be really good at surprising her with small things.

Yeah, she also wants simple things so maybe I should pass on your details.

OOH SICK BURN.

Why insult me? I just meant you seem the kind of person to surprise her with little presents.

Totally meant your cock and balls are tiny

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 11:44:58 AM

matty_b

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You clearly don't talk to your mother that often, then.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 12:00:39 PM

rawlinson

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ORIGINAL: matty_b

You clearly don't talk to your mother that often, then.

Quite difficult to talk to her, her mouth is always full of cock.

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ORIGINAL: matty_b

I would plough my way through MonsterCat

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I desire MonsterCat to go down on me.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 12:03:30 PM

horribleives

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Stanley Tucci's about to cook something on This Morning.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 12:22:15 PM

homersimpson_esq

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They need to get Walter and Jessie on Saturday Morning Kitchen to cook something up.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 12:25:16 PM

jcthefirst

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 1:14:12 PM

homersimpson_esq

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Fucking pedants.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 1:18:22 PM

horribleives

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You really are slacking. Just head over to a random review thread and correct someone's english - you'll feel like a million dollars in seconds.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 2:07:27 PM

sanchia

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Fucking pedants.

You are doing what to a pedant?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 2:21:02 PM

Sway

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I love the mileage this forum is getting out of Matty's online dating.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 2:23:46 PM

Rebel scum

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ORIGINAL: matty_b

Example - "I guess I don't believe in true love anymore....This website - it's probably last place where I could find it anyway. I dont believe in online dating - I know 90 % of you lie about their age, height or even uploading photos of someone else and pretend it's them ( how sad ), and all of you guys claiming to be fun, loving and caring individuals ( how nice ). I'm not bitter I'm realistic.
But since everyone and everything around me is trying to prove me wrong I thought I'd give it a try... I mean what I've got to loose??? I will probably prove myself right!!! Don't wanna lower my shirt, self-esteem or self-respect to get a guy!!! The truth is I'm single and you'd have to be freaking amazing to change it!!!
I could write an essay on how beautiful and gorgeous I am but it's not the point. The point is that I'm a normal, smiley, honest and friendly girl and all I want is for someone to put a smile back into my face...
I want romance...I want you to surprise me every day with small things...I want to have breakfast with you every morning...I want you to hug me every night before we fall asleep. I want simple things. Sounds boring to you? Don't bother to reply!!!"

So she wants to fuck The Joker?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 2:36:41 PM

Sway

Posts: 8910
Joined: 30/9/2005
From: Albuquerque

quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

Pretty much.

Example - "I guess I don't believe in true love anymore....This website - it's probably last place where I could find it anyway. I dont believe in online dating - I know 90 % of you lie about their age, height or even uploading photos of someone else and pretend it's them ( how sad ), and all of you guys claiming to be fun, loving and caring individuals ( how nice ). I'm not bitter I'm realistic.
But since everyone and everything around me is trying to prove me wrong I thought I'd give it a try... I mean what I've got to loose??? I will probably prove myself right!!! Don't wanna lower my shirt, self-esteem or self-respect to get a guy!!! The truth is I'm single and you'd have to be freaking amazing to change it!!!
I could write an essay on how beautiful and gorgeous I am but it's not the point. The point is that I'm a normal, smiley, honest and friendly girl and all I want is for someone to put a smile back into my face...
I want romance...I want you to surprise me every day with small things...I want to have breakfast with you every morning...I want you to hug me every night before we fall asleep. I want simple things. Sounds boring to you? Don't bother to reply!!!"

Yeah, you sound a right catch, love.

"Multiple exclamation marks... are a sure sign of a diseased mind."

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 2:39:49 PM

shool

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quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

Pretty much.

Example - "I guess I don't believe in true love anymore....This website - it's probably last place where I could find it anyway. I dont believe in online dating - I know 90 % of you lie about their age, height or even uploading photos of someone else and pretend it's them ( how sad ), and all of you guys claiming to be fun, loving and caring individuals ( how nice ). I'm not bitter I'm realistic.
But since everyone and everything around me is trying to prove me wrong I thought I'd give it a try... I mean what I've got to loose??? I will probably prove myself right!!! Don't wanna lower my shirt, self-esteem or self-respect to get a guy!!! The truth is I'm single and you'd have to be freaking amazing to change it!!!
I could write an essay on how beautiful and gorgeous I am but it's not the point. The point is that I'm a normal, smiley, honest and friendly girl and all I want is for someone to put a smile back into my face...
I want romance...I want you to surprise me every day with small things...I want to have breakfast with you every morning...I want you to hug me every night before we fall asleep. I want simple things. Sounds boring to you? Don't bother to reply!!!"

Yeah, you sound a right catch, love.

This girl clearly needs to lower her expectations.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 2:46:58 PM

Sway

Posts: 8910
Joined: 30/9/2005
From: Albuquerque

quote:

ORIGINAL: shool

quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

Pretty much.

Example - "I guess I don't believe in true love anymore....This website - it's probably last place where I could find it anyway. I dont believe in online dating - I know 90 % of you lie about their age, height or even uploading photos of someone else and pretend it's them ( how sad ), and all of you guys claiming to be fun, loving and caring individuals ( how nice ). I'm not bitter I'm realistic.
But since everyone and everything around me is trying to prove me wrong I thought I'd give it a try... I mean what I've got to loose??? I will probably prove myself right!!! Don't wanna lower my shirt, self-esteem or self-respect to get a guy!!! The truth is I'm single and you'd have to be freaking amazing to change it!!!
I could write an essay on how beautiful and gorgeous I am but it's not the point. The point is that I'm a normal, smiley, honest and friendly girl and all I want is for someone to put a smile back into my face...
I want romance...I want you to surprise me every day with small things...I want to have breakfast with you every morning...I want you to hug me every night before we fall asleep. I want simple things. Sounds boring to you? Don't bother to reply!!!"

Yeah, you sound a right catch, love.

This girl is clearly a fucking tit.

It's not the kind of phrase I'd expect from you Shool, but I concur.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 2:50:04 PM

matty_b

Posts: 13117
Joined: 19/10/2005
From: Outpost 31 calling McMurtle.

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway

I love the mileage this forum is getting out of Matty's online dating.

More mileage than I'm getting out of online dating.

quote:

ORIGINAL: shool

quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

Pretty much.

Example - "I guess I don't believe in true love anymore....This website - it's probably last place where I could find it anyway. I dont believe in online dating - I know 90 % of you lie about their age, height or even uploading photos of someone else and pretend it's them ( how sad ), and all of you guys claiming to be fun, loving and caring individuals ( how nice ). I'm not bitter I'm realistic.
But since everyone and everything around me is trying to prove me wrong I thought I'd give it a try... I mean what I've got to loose??? I will probably prove myself right!!! Don't wanna lower my shirt, self-esteem or self-respect to get a guy!!! The truth is I'm single and you'd have to be freaking amazing to change it!!!
I could write an essay on how beautiful and gorgeous I am but it's not the point. The point is that I'm a normal, smiley, honest and friendly girl and all I want is for someone to put a smile back into my face...
I want romance...I want you to surprise me every day with small things...I want to have breakfast with you every morning...I want you to hug me every night before we fall asleep. I want simple things. Sounds boring to you? Don't bother to reply!!!"

Yeah, you sound a right catch, love.

This girl clearly needs to lower her expectations.

No, wait, looks like I could be in after all!

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 2:53:06 PM

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re JL advert, I wept like a bitch
re Matty, good luck with it. love IS out there (as is guilt-free no-strings donkey-ketchup sex)
re Hoody, pob lwc a Dydd Gwener crwt bach

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 2:53:51 PM

shool

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway

quote:

ORIGINAL: shool

quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

Pretty much.

Example - "I guess I don't believe in true love anymore....This website - it's probably last place where I could find it anyway. I dont believe in online dating - I know 90 % of you lie about their age, height or even uploading photos of someone else and pretend it's them ( how sad ), and all of you guys claiming to be fun, loving and caring individuals ( how nice ). I'm not bitter I'm realistic.
But since everyone and everything around me is trying to prove me wrong I thought I'd give it a try... I mean what I've got to loose??? I will probably prove myself right!!! Don't wanna lower my shirt, self-esteem or self-respect to get a guy!!! The truth is I'm single and you'd have to be freaking amazing to change it!!!
I could write an essay on how beautiful and gorgeous I am but it's not the point. The point is that I'm a normal, smiley, honest and friendly girl and all I want is for someone to put a smile back into my face...
I want romance...I want you to surprise me every day with small things...I want to have breakfast with you every morning...I want you to hug me every night before we fall asleep. I want simple things. Sounds boring to you? Don't bother to reply!!!"

Yeah, you sound a right catch, love.

This girl is clearly a fucking tit.

It's not the kind of phrase I'd expect from you Shool, but I concur.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/11/2012 2:54:36 PM

shool

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From: In The Pipe, Five by Five.

quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway

I love the mileage this forum is getting out of Matty's online dating.

More mileage than I'm getting out of online dating.

quote:

ORIGINAL: shool

quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

Pretty much.

Example - "I guess I don't believe in true love anymore....This website - it's probably last place where I could find it anyway. I dont believe in online dating - I know 90 % of you lie about their age, height or even uploading photos of someone else and pretend it's them ( how sad ), and all of you guys claiming to be fun, loving and caring individuals ( how nice ). I'm not bitter I'm realistic.
But since everyone and everything around me is trying to prove me wrong I thought I'd give it a try... I mean what I've got to loose??? I will probably prove myself right!!! Don't wanna lower my shirt, self-esteem or self-respect to get a guy!!! The truth is I'm single and you'd have to be freaking amazing to change it!!!
I could write an essay on how beautiful and gorgeous I am but it's not the point. The point is that I'm a normal, smiley, honest and friendly girl and all I want is for someone to put a smile back into my face...
I want romance...I want you to surprise me every day with small things...I want to have breakfast with you every morning...I want you to hug me every night before we fall asleep. I want simple things. Sounds boring to you? Don't bother to reply!!!"

Yeah, you sound a right catch, love.

This girl clearly needs to lower her expectations.

No, wait, looks like I could be in after all!