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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 3:41:59 PM   
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I know

I just thought they could only do it if I used a hashtag. Apparently not

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 6:40:28 PM   
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I've been doing a lot of thinking over the last few days. Like, serious thinking and I've made a decision. A decision that I thought I wouldn't have come to for another few months or so, but recent events have made me appreciate time could be much shorter than I realise and ultimately, I feel ready to take a new step in life.

I'm going to join a dating website. Wish me luck.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 6:46:13 PM   
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I've been doing a lot of thinking over the last few days. Like, serious thinking and I've made a decision. A decision that I thought I wouldn't have come to for another few months or so, but recent events have made me appreciate time could be much shorter than I realise and ultimately, I feel ready to take a new step in life.

I'm going to join a dating website. Wish me luck.


Gaydar? Or is it not quite that big a decision?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 7:35:43 PM   
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Not that big, no.

Crap, I have to describe what I want and why some other person should be interested in me.


This could take some time.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 7:43:55 PM   
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Wait - weren't you going to proposition a librarian? (Or was that Gimli )

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 7:49:59 PM   
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Not that big, no.

Crap, I have to describe what I want and why some other person should be interested in me.


This could take some time.


I dare you to fill in your profile using Pulp lyrics.

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Wait - weren't you going to proposition a librarian? (Or was that Gimli )


Yes, he was going to proposition Gimli.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 7:54:41 PM   
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It's what I meant. Although I now see how that could have been misconstrued. 

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 7:59:23 PM   
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Gimli's too good for me. And the librarian of loveliness has never reappeared since, just haunting my dreams like a briefly glimpsed angel of the Dewey decimal system.

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Not that big, no.

Crap, I have to describe what I want and why some other person should be interested in me.


This could take some time.


I dare you to fill in your profile using Pulp lyrics.



"What are you looking for in a relationship?"

"On a pink quilted eiderdown, I want to pull your knickers down."

Yeah, that'll totally work.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 8:03:40 PM   
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"What are you looking for in a relationship?"

"On a pink quilted eiderdown, I want to pull your knickers down."

Yeah, that'll totally work.


Well it got me a little hard.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 8:07:29 PM   
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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 8:19:35 PM   
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I don't think you're in a position to be picky right now. If you meet someone who doesn't want to cut your cock off then you should go for it.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 8:22:15 PM   
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Hey! I'm a total catch with all my -

Oh, who am I kidding?




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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 8:26:00 PM   
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I've been doing a lot of thinking over the last few days. Like, serious thinking and I've made a decision. A decision that I thought I wouldn't have come to for another few months or so, but recent events have made me appreciate time could be much shorter than I realise and ultimately, I feel ready to take a new step in life.

I'm going to join a dating website. Wish me luck.


Good luck, kid. Try not to bag any nutters.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 8:27:03 PM   
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Think positive. The worst that can happen out of this is that you really do meet a psycho who cuts your cock off. But it's not like you're using it right now anyway, and at least if that happens a woman will be touching you. Win win.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 8:29:57 PM   
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ORIGINAL: matty_b

I've been doing a lot of thinking over the last few days. Like, serious thinking and I've made a decision. A decision that I thought I wouldn't have come to for another few months or so, but recent events have made me appreciate time could be much shorter than I realise and ultimately, I feel ready to take a new step in life.

I'm going to join a dating website. Wish me luck.


Good luck, kid. Try not to bag any nutters.


Thanks. I have no absolutely no idea what I'm doing.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 8:36:25 PM   
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I'll stop taking the piss out of you for a minute and wish you good luck.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 8:40:54 PM   
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About time.


Thanks.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 8:42:55 PM   
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I actually think it's a really good idea. Even if you don't meet anyone through it, it'll get you talking to women again.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 9:07:31 PM   
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I do talk to women, you know. I even work with some.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 9:18:16 PM   
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Good luck mate. Females are notoriously scary so watch out.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 9:18:17 PM   
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I clearly meant talk to them in a Jarvis sense.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 9:18:55 PM   
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Good luck mate. Females are notoriously crazy so watch out.


Fixed.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 9:20:36 PM   
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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 9:34:23 PM   
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Good luck Matty *salutes*

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 10:08:16 PM   
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Thanks, Rhubarb.




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Good luck mate. Females are notoriously crazy so watch out.


Fixed.


I can see already that there are some...interesting people out there.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 10:16:32 PM   
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You are a braver man than me, Matty

Good luck, hope you find what you are looking for

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 10:23:46 PM   
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I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HOLD ME CLOSE.

Seriously though, just fun, a bit of dating, nothing too serious - yet. But not adverse to the possibility of it as long as there's intelligent conversation, laughs and good food along the way.

That's the kind of stuff I should put on my profile, isn't it?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 10:27:06 PM   
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Yeah, better than 'I just fancy a shag'



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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 10:28:15 PM   
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Oh.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/11/2012 10:32:14 PM   
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