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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/11/2012 5:05:06 PM   
rawlinson

 

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First couple of days back at work and I'm getting the 'tread on eggshells around him' treatment, in case I burst into tears at any moment.

It's very considerate of my colleagues to do that, but to be honest I just want to get back to normal and be called a cunt just like any other work day.



Cunt.

Always happy to help.



Thanks, man.


Knew I could rely on you.


If you need someone to call you a motherfucker later on then you know where I am.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/11/2012 5:06:37 PM   
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I have spent my afternoon touching up the paint on my newly finished airfix Spitfire and have been reading the BBC history magazine since.

I can't understand why I'm single?




Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call me maybe.









This is going to follow me around for a while isn't it!

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/11/2012 5:29:45 PM   
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Just like vad3r...


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If you need someone to call you a motherfucker later on then you know where I am.



Obvs.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/11/2012 11:14:37 AM   
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I have never been texted by so many women in all my life.

Granted, it's only because I'm organising Jr's birthday party at the weekend, but still, it totally counts.


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/11/2012 11:17:53 AM   
Sway


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I have never been texted by so many women in all my life.

Granted, it's only because I'm organising Jr's birthday party at the weekend, but still, it totally counts.





ABUSE IT.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/11/2012 11:22:46 AM   
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Won't that make me go blind?

< Message edited by matty_b -- 7/11/2012 11:23:44 AM >


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/11/2012 11:41:15 AM   
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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/11/2012 3:04:14 PM   
Sway


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Won't that make me go blind?


Well depending on what all these women look like, that might be a good thing.



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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/11/2012 3:13:16 PM   
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Yeah, going from the mornings standing around in the schoolyard with them, you're mostly right. And it's not like I'm desperately sad or alone or anything.*













*I'msolonely

< Message edited by matty_b -- 7/11/2012 3:16:51 PM >


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/11/2012 3:19:41 PM   
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That Star Wars thread - I thought fanboys had matured after Sith. But nope!

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/11/2012 4:19:45 PM   
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That Star Wars thread - I thought fanboys had matured after Sith. But nope!


To be honest the immature stuff only started appearing in the last hour .

The rest was batshit crazy, yes, but I wouldn't say immature.

< Message edited by Harry Tuttle -- 7/11/2012 4:26:49 PM >


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/11/2012 4:23:46 PM   
rawlinson

 

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That Star Wars thread - I thought fanboys had matured after Sith. But nope!


To be honest the only immature stuff only started appearing in the last hour .



The last hour has been comedy gold.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/11/2012 4:37:09 PM   
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I think I brought it down even further by suggesting Gay Star Wars.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/11/2012 4:43:54 PM   
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The thread has hit the right tone I feel.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/11/2012 5:14:36 PM   
OPEN YOUR EYES

 

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/11/2012 7:04:16 PM   
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Phil Tufnell commentating on last night's election.

Oh my days, I'm crying with laughter.


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 8/11/2012 2:07:16 PM   
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My Movember tash is itching. I've gone for a trucker look.
I'm quite liking it actually, even if I've been told I look gay, like a twat, someone out of the Village People, Peter Sutcliffe (I'm sure that was a full beard) and the wife said "spare room for you".
The kids said I looked "cool" but I'm thinking in teen-speak that might mean "wanker".
The closest I got to a compliment was a work collegue said " you look like that bad guy in Dawn of the Dead (remake) who turns into a good guy at the end and blows himself up"
I told him to "drink a long tall glass of shut the fuck up" which he didn't get, so basically I insulted the only person who actually likened me to someone vaguelly cool.




My Mrs has told me I'm not allowed to take the wee lass to nursery now because I look like a creep.

Just to clarify, this is because of the Movember thing. I don't always look like a creep.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 8/11/2012 2:30:51 PM   
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I'm wondering whether I'm hypocritical whenever I judge parents for bringing their kids into McDonalds/Burger King etc. I'm in at the time. Like I'm an adult and it's my choice to get a fast food meal and face the consequences but surely parents/guardians have a responsibility to make better choices in relation to their children's diets especially as it is harder to break habits formed in childhood such as eating fast food on a regular basis.


How do you know they eat there on a regular basis?



I guess I don't.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 8/11/2012 3:48:10 PM   
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Phil Tufnell commentating on last night's election.

Oh my days, I'm crying with laughter.




Just watched it on iPlayer.....bloody hell.....Next time, send someone who knows what they are talking about, One Show, that was a bit awkward.


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 8/11/2012 4:50:51 PM   
Sway


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Ah jeez, I made my mum cry this afternoon.

Was staying at my folks house last night as I had a dentist appointment this afternoon nearby and because of whatever the hell is wrong with me at the moment, I'm really lethargic and exhausted. Mum kept asking what was wrong because I apparently was looking pale and obviously I'm not bouncing all over the place. I was just away to leave the house to catch my train and she asked me again and I really gently said, 'Mum, I'm just ill', because she already knows I am. I have a hospital appointment on Tuesday to hopefully figure out what's going on.

Well that set her off, because she's been really worried about me. And it made me feel like shit.

I text my dad when I left to tell him to keep an eye on her when he gets back.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 8/11/2012 5:22:34 PM   
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Sounds like you're in the wars at the moment Swayze, here's hoping you get on the mend soon.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 8/11/2012 9:15:30 PM   
Sway


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Sounds like you're in the wars at the moment Swayze, here's hoping you get on the mend soon.


Cheers Larry, I hope so too. It's the not knowing and the waiting that's driving me insane. I just want to be fixed!

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 8/11/2012 11:19:47 PM   
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Sounds like you're in the wars at the moment Swayze, here's hoping you get on the mend soon.


Cheers Larry, I hope so too. It's the not knowing and the waiting that's driving me insane. I just want to be fixed!


Have you tried Coldplay? They may not succeed, but they give it a good try.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 8/11/2012 11:23:48 PM   
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Fucking Coldplay.

Just give me two minutes with Chris Martin and rubber hose in a room with no windows...

EDIT - Fuck off your misquote, Homer.


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 8/11/2012 11:28:23 PM   
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Fucking Chris Martin in a room with no windows.




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RE: What are you thinking......... - 8/11/2012 11:36:59 PM   
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Damn you.



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RE: What are you thinking......... - 9/11/2012 9:39:20 AM   
Chief


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Sounds like you're in the wars at the moment Swayze, here's hoping you get on the mend soon.


Cheers Larry, I hope so too. It's the not knowing and the waiting that's driving me insane. I just want to be fixed!


Would this have anything to do with your latest piercing?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 9/11/2012 9:52:02 AM   
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Tomorrow's going to be a tough day. It's Jr's birthday and my brother-in-law should have been coming up for his party. It would have been the first time he was back up to see his family. Gonna be weird.

But still, brave face on it for the little 'un.


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 9/11/2012 9:55:08 AM   
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Good luck Matty!


I am thinking: Urgh. I've had a cold for 2 weeks and thought I'd shaken it off but after a week of jollies and free booze I'm about where I was 2 weeks ago. *sniff*

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 9/11/2012 10:28:07 AM   
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Strange, a week and a half with no real discomfort and now I have a pain in the leg. I hope I am just a little bit seized up.

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