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RE: What are you thinking......... - 4/10/2012 9:03:30 PM   
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Also, I hope that my boss doesn't decide to look at my recent Internet history tomorrow.

"So why were you looking for an image of a ginger bearded lady, exactly?"


ITV are starting a new series on Ginger Bearded Ladies, aren't they? Pretty sure they need subtitling.


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 4/10/2012 9:08:45 PM   
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I'll just say it was on an episode of Jeremy Kyle.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 4/10/2012 9:09:45 PM   
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I'll just say it was on an episode of Jeremy Kyle.


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 4/10/2012 9:13:29 PM   
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I'll just say it was on an episode of Jeremy Kyle.


Are..... are you .... ashamed of me?


Shut it, Merrick.


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 4/10/2012 9:21:24 PM   
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It occurs to me that I've been very very angry all day. I blame the weather.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 4/10/2012 9:25:15 PM   
Sway


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It occurs to me that I've been very very angry all day. I blame the weather.


I never used to get bothered by the weather, at all. Until I lived in Glasgow for 8 years. So I can totally empathise here!

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 4/10/2012 9:29:00 PM   
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My friends think I'm weird that I actually get happier the worse the weather gets

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 4/10/2012 9:32:37 PM   
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My friends think I'm weird that I actually get happier the worse the weather gets

I like the wet, windy, coldy, wintery thing too. I like hot weather, but I prefer wearing scarves to t shirts.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 4/10/2012 9:36:30 PM   
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My friends think I'm weird that I actually get happier the worse the weather gets

I like the wet, windy, coldy, wintery thing too. I like hot weather, but I prefer wearing scarves to t shirts.


I like sunshine, but more when it's chilly. I find wrapping up against the weather comforting somehow.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 4/10/2012 9:46:33 PM   
Sway


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My friends think I'm weird that I actually get happier the worse the weather gets

I like the wet, windy, coldy, wintery thing too. I like hot weather, but I prefer wearing scarves to t shirts.


Autumn is my favourite season, and I always relish the first blasts of cold, crisp air when the seasons start to change.

What I used to get angry about is the constant rain Glasgow gets. I've said this before, but I'm not exaggerating when I say you can wake up one morning and see it raining outside - and it'll stay raining for an entire week. Not letting up for even one minute. Not. One. Minute.

I scoff when people up here complain about the rain. What bloody rain!?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 4/10/2012 9:50:48 PM   
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What I used to get angry about is the constant rain Glasgow gets. I've said this before, but I'm not exaggerating when I say you can wake up one morning and see it raining outside - and it'll stay raining for an entire week. Not letting up for even one minute. Not. One. Minute.

I scoff when people up here complain about the rain. What bloody rain!?


For those of us less familiar with the specifics of Scottish geography, we struggle to think of it as anything more than just "Scotland" which, as an entity, gets a lot of rain... From my point of view, Glasgow is pretty "up here" as well...!




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RE: What are you thinking......... - 4/10/2012 9:59:23 PM   
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I'll just say it was on an episode of Jeremy Kyle.


Are..... are you .... ashamed of me?


Well...


I would love to see that episode of Kyle, though. "Coming up on today's show, we meet the lady, who's not only bearded - she's GINGER. That's next, my friends."

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 4/10/2012 10:39:59 PM   
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Took my cat to the vet tonight and with the price of the vet checking her out, giving her a shot, weight loss dry food and medicine it all came to 71.....

....and I am not bothered, it could have been a lot worse. I'm just glad it looks as though my cat is going to get better

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 4/10/2012 10:49:16 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

I'll just say it was on an episode of Jeremy Kyle.


Are..... are you .... ashamed of me?


Well...


I would love to see that episode of Kyle, though. "Coming up on today's show, we meet the lady, who's not only bearded - she's GINGER. That's next, my friends."


I assume this is the late night showing of Jeremy Kyle?

You can't show gingers on TV before the watershed.


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 5/10/2012 2:14:55 AM   
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That new Bond theme is quite nifty indeed, I like it.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 5/10/2012 2:17:02 AM   
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What I used to get angry about is the constant rain Glasgow gets. I've said this before, but I'm not exaggerating when I say you can wake up one morning and see it raining outside - and it'll stay raining for an entire week. Not letting up for even one minute. Not. One. Minute.

I'm Welsh, I believe you

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 5/10/2012 7:54:11 AM   
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ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

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ORIGINAL: matty_b


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quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

I'll just say it was on an episode of Jeremy Kyle.


Are..... are you .... ashamed of me?


Well...


I would love to see that episode of Kyle, though. "Coming up on today's show, we meet the lady, who's not only bearded - she's GINGER. That's next, my friends."


I assume this is the late night showing of Jeremy Kyle?

You can't show gingers on TV before the watershed.



Never, ever feed them after midnight, either.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 5/10/2012 8:10:57 AM   
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A little melancholy today. I was just perusing Empire's tribute to the Bond themes and when I got to Living Daylights I remembered that it was my first Bond film at the cinema which my dad took me to see at the Odeon in Leicester Square. First Bond film, first time in a huge, plush West-End cinema, just the two of us. It was a blast. Before that it had always been the flea-pits in Bexleyheath, Eltham or Sidcup. And now I'm remembering that my dad took me to see loads of good films.

So yeah, feeling pretty sad this morning. Weird how it keeps creeping up unexpectedly.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 5/10/2012 9:11:00 AM   
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Yeah, it can do that.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 5/10/2012 9:14:54 AM   
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What I used to get angry about is the constant rain Glasgow gets. I've said this before, but I'm not exaggerating when I say you can wake up one morning and see it raining outside - and it'll stay raining for an entire week. Not letting up for even one minute. Not. One. Minute.

I scoff when people up here complain about the rain. What bloody rain!?


For those of us less familiar with the specifics of Scottish geography, we struggle to think of it as anything more than just "Scotland" which, as an entity, gets a lot of rain... From my point of view, Glasgow is pretty "up here" as well...!




Anything north of Watford is "up there"

Also thinking that I'm not going to get much work done with the new Bond channel.  Currently have Thunderball on in the background..

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 5/10/2012 9:55:37 AM   
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Took my cat to the vet tonight and with the price of the vet checking her out, giving her a shot, weight loss dry food and medicine it all came to 71.....

....and I am not bothered, it could have been a lot worse. I'm just glad it looks as though my cat is going to get better


Get her insured, that way I can guarantee that she'll be healthy for the rest of her days and you won't need it.

After a couple of accidents when my cat was younger (a dislocated toe and a sword incident) that involved treatment and overnight stays at the vet (FYI he'd have been cheaper at the Hilton....) we decided to get pet insurance.

11 a month for the past 6 years or so and he's never had so much as a scratch!

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 5/10/2012 10:02:00 AM   
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Though you're not too far off the mark, I've gone red. But, red red, not ginger red.


Red/ginger hair on women is fine, quite nice actually. Ginger hair on guys is not.

I'm going white. Not grey, white.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 5/10/2012 10:03:10 AM   
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After a couple of accidents when my cat was younger (a dislocated toe and a sword incident)


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 5/10/2012 10:29:00 AM   
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After a couple of accidents when my cat was younger (a dislocated toe and a sword incident)


???



I had this:


on a window sill and the cat jumped up onto it. I heard the clatter and followed the trail of blood down the stairs to see the cat sitting in his bed. It didn't look that bad but I whipped him up the vet anyway. Turns out he'd nicked an artery and would have bled out. Cost a couple of hundred quid for a 9 cat.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 5/10/2012 12:48:42 PM   
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Get her insured, that way I can guarantee that she'll be healthy for the rest of her days and you won't need it.


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 5/10/2012 5:40:09 PM   
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RE: What are you thinking......... - 5/10/2012 7:14:09 PM   
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Though you're not too far off the mark, I've gone red. But, red red, not ginger red.


Red/ginger hair on women is fine, quite nice actually. Ginger hair on guys is not.

I'm going white. Not grey, white.


I think of mine as platinum blonde.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/10/2012 5:26:30 PM   
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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/10/2012 5:39:53 PM   
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Lovely day out there today. Went on the usual Sat jaunt to a nearby hill with my dad first thing this morning. Clear blue skies, cold air and biting winds. Just what the doctor ordered.

I am now absolutely shattered, having had one morning since Monday that I've not been up at 6 or 7am. And I'm still planning on hitting the gym at 6am tomorrow. Oh woe is me!

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/10/2012 5:58:34 PM   
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After a hell of an end to the week, I've had a lovely dodge around town today, Looper, ordering Chinese food later, have some beers chilling away, and am currently amusing myself by watching Jr watch Ultimate Wipeout while shouting, "Don't fall, lady!"*

I will also watch Strictly Come Dancing later, and don't care who knows it.



* he's shouting, not me.


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