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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/10/2014 8:16:02 AM   
superdan


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Is the Citroen Cactus one of the most ugly cars ever?


I just had to Google that, wish I hadn't. It actually looks like a Nissan Juke that's been beaten up in the playground.
Its nearly as bad as a Multipla. But not quite


It's an Adidas Predator in car form.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 7/11/2014 7:58:03 PM   
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I believe I am going to class The Tube in rush hour one of the worst experiences of my life. The train is packed to the point you can barely breath, people are crammed up against the doors and can barely get their head in when it closes, you get to the next stop and another ten people cram their way one! I don't even know how it was possible?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 28/11/2014 7:01:22 AM   
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Pre Christmas sales have been around for ages but when exactly did "Black Friday" become a thing in Britain? I honestly can't remember it before maybe last year. Seems like the concept has just landed but retailers and media are acting like it's always been here.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 28/11/2014 9:06:54 PM   
Senor Benedict


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Pre Christmas sales have been around for ages but when exactly did "Black Friday" become a thing in Britain? I honestly can't remember it before maybe last year. Seems like the concept has just landed but retailers and media are acting like it's always been here.


Couldn't agree more, mate! Nipped over to ASDA before work at 8am, just to get a sandwich, and there must have been 300 flustered people trying to get into the store with even more flustered security folks trying to keep control... WTF?



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RE: What are you thinking......... - 3/12/2014 10:47:05 AM   
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Listening to a recording of Holst's Planets Suite conducted by John Williams really hammers home just how much the pirece influenced his Star Wars scores

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 3/12/2014 11:27:11 AM   
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Totally agree Scruffy. Especially Mars.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/12/2014 8:16:19 PM   
sanchia


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Why does it seem like every drain cover is now set about one to two inches lower than the rest of the road? I know some of them are because they skim the surface of roads now and don't raise the ironwork to correspond but even roads which are not resurfaced seem to now be obstacle courses?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/12/2014 4:33:32 PM   
UTB


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People who use the word "Basically..." then proceed to talk more than 60 seconds need to shut the fuck up, pronto.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 18/12/2014 5:18:39 PM   
sanchia


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I realise people don't use indicators much any more but people seem to have forgotten what they are for. I was at a junction, I was the second car with the car in front of me indicating right and I was indicating left to show that was the way I was turning. Next thing I know the car behind me is trying to pull past me and cram into the three foot gap I left between me and the car in front so pedestrians could cross whilst I was waiting to pull out. It was quite obvious I wasn't parked.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 28/12/2014 8:37:41 PM   
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I'm thinking that I need to move to a better town... popped over to Tesco's and saw a SWARM of rats (must have been 20 - 30) scurrying out of the place and into the nearby retail park... even had to step over a couple of the scurrying little bastards...

I have to say, if one of them had gone over my foot, I'd have screamed like a little girl... I hate rats, disease carrying little twats...




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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/1/2015 4:27:09 PM   
UTB


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Just heard this golden conversation in the office.

"Where abouts is Orlando?"
"Florida".
"I thought Florida was in California"


I... just... give up.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 30/1/2015 5:21:35 PM   
sanchia


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People are strange. I just saw two women standing no more than two metres away from a zebra crossing waiting to cross the road?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 5/2/2015 12:20:23 PM   
UTB


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OH MY GOD THERE'S BLOOD IN MY.. oh right, forgot I had beetroot.



Every. Damn. Time.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/2/2015 8:27:04 PM   
sanchia


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Truffle popcorn. Interesting...

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 6/2/2015 9:49:44 PM   
Senor Benedict


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OH MY GOD THERE'S BLOOD IN MY.. oh right, forgot I had beetroot.


Beetroot, you cancer-scary twatting foodstuff... thank God I ate you last night and my bright red poos were...

Oh, hang on, I haven't eaten beetroot in years...

(long pause...)

Relax, any of you, if you get those 'bloody movements'. We all think the worst if that happens, I certainly did. There are a lot of things that it could be, other than the c-word.

Chill, see a doctor and get sorted.


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 14/2/2015 10:14:48 AM   
sanchia


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Dr. Christian Jessen. What a twassock.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 15/3/2015 11:22:57 PM   
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Same shit, different day.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 16/3/2015 10:29:05 AM   
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Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 17/3/2015 10:52:48 PM   
DazDaMan

 

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Shall I buy this snake or what?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 21/3/2015 7:42:50 PM   
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Yeah, I bought the snake....

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 27/3/2015 12:09:09 PM   
sanchia


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Not a euphemism I hope.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 27/3/2015 9:40:06 PM   
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RE: What are you thinking......... - 29/3/2015 3:26:51 PM   
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Finding linen for a "small" double or "queen size" bed is proving surprisingly difficult.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/4/2015 9:25:13 PM   
UTB


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Re: Deadpool...

a) r-rated does not equal quality
b) it still has Ryan fucking Reynolds in it. Sense of humour or not, the guy is a fucking success vacuum.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 2/4/2015 11:29:11 PM   
Darth Marenghi

 

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Re: Deadpool...

a) r-rated does not equal quality



Not at all, but as with any film a less than appropriate rating will always smack of creative compromised filmmaking. I've never read a Deadpool comic in my life, but aiming for a R is the best shot they have.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 9/4/2015 10:53:51 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Senor Benedict

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OH MY GOD THERE'S BLOOD IN MY.. oh right, forgot I had beetroot.


Beetroot, you cancer-scary twatting foodstuff... thank God I ate you last night and my bright red poos were...

Oh, hang on, I haven't eaten beetroot in years...

(long pause...)

Relax, any of you, if you get those 'bloody movements'. We all think the worst if that happens, I certainly did. There are a lot of things that it could be, other than the c-word.

Chill, see a doctor and get sorted.




With my hubby-to-be having very severe Crohn's Disease, I heartily endorse this.

Much as this might sound callous, there are worse digestive diseases than cancer.

In honesty though, if it's only happened once, it's more likely to be something that has irritated something in your colon and very little to be concerned about, but absolutely worth checking.


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RE: What are you thinking......... - 9/4/2015 9:01:41 PM   
Senor Benedict


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Glad to be of help, Funkyrae.

Health problems are scary. Many of them shouldn't be, but don't ever ignore them.

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/5/2015 1:00:05 AM   
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Is the internet that advanced it tracks everything I do that the banner ads that sit atop this Empire page are always advertising things I'd go too, like the cricket?

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RE: What are you thinking......... - 12/5/2015 7:55:54 PM   
Senor Benedict


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The Internet is becoming self-aware.

By Christmas, I suspect we'll all be up to our necks in Terminators.

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