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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 23/10/2012 1:22:03 PM   
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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 23/10/2012 1:25:43 PM   
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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 23/10/2012 1:33:43 PM   
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< Message edited by Happy Shrapnel -- 23/10/2012 1:42:03 PM >


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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 23/10/2012 2:01:26 PM   
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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 23/10/2012 2:10:13 PM   
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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 23/10/2012 4:28:12 PM   
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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 23/10/2012 4:34:21 PM   
Happy Shrapnel


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The porn version of the Human Centipede ? Now that I would watch......

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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 25/10/2012 10:15:57 AM   
Beno


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Please PM yer mates on here to get more contributions from different users .... i beg you!!!

....... if only to shut Vad3r up




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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 25/10/2012 4:52:43 PM   
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Good: Hug off two girls
Bad: Inappropriate boner
Worse: It's prodding you in the back

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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 25/10/2012 5:02:43 PM   
Beno


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AFTER LOSING 6 STONE AND SHAVING THE GO COMPARE GUY
FOUND THAT LIFE GOT A WHOLE LOT BETTER.






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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 26/10/2012 8:39:27 AM   
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I seemed to have mislaid the picture.............

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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 29/10/2012 4:16:17 PM   
Beno


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WINNER THIS TIME IIIIIIIIIIIS........[/size]
quote:

ORIGINAL: Chief




Good: Hug off two girls
Bad: Inappropriate boner
Worse: It's prodding you in the back




WELL DONED CHIEF!!

< Message edited by Beno -- 29/10/2012 4:17:21 PM >


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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 29/10/2012 4:39:08 PM   
Happy Shrapnel


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oooooh you've really done it this time.......


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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 30/10/2012 11:17:14 AM   
Beno


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Happy Shrapnel

oooooh you've really done it this time.......




HA!!

Its the one that stood out for me and im never biased.

Now we wait the usual few weeks until nowt happens.

Will PM Chief.

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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 30/10/2012 11:46:47 AM   
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I've a good mind to PM a certain individual and tell him he's won.......even though he hasn't.
MWAAAAAH !


< Message edited by Happy Shrapnel -- 30/10/2012 11:47:03 AM >


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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 30/10/2012 11:51:59 AM   
Beno


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Happy Shrapnel

I've a good mind to PM a certain individual and tell him he's won.......even though he hasn't.
MWAAAAAH !




I double dare you!




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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 30/10/2012 4:25:41 PM   
vad3r


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Just received a PM telling me I've won and links to Pokemon porn. Very mature guys.


Also, this should have clearly won:

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''Similar to Caption Competition, this is some fake, rigged bullshit and no wonder only two people want to take part...''


It works on so many levels.

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ORIGINAL: horribleives
To paraphrase the great man himself:

Vad3r won't go anywhere near this.

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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 30/10/2012 4:42:23 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Beno


quote:

ORIGINAL: Happy Shrapnel

I've a good mind to PM a certain individual and tell him he's won.......even though he hasn't.
MWAAAAAH !




I double dare you!





I am reminded of the once great and much missed Truth Or Dare thread. It ended badly


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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!

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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 30/10/2012 4:44:08 PM   
Happy Shrapnel


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We lost a few grunts that day.........
It was like Hamburger Hill


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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 4/11/2012 8:04:18 PM   
Beno


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Our winner Chief has PMd me back and wanted clarification on something so i expect him to post a new pic. as soon as he's able.

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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 5/11/2012 1:43:06 PM   
Happy Shrapnel


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I hope you got permission.


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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 8/11/2012 9:00:01 AM   
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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 8/11/2012 9:09:04 AM   
Beno


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JOHNNY DEPP WENT TO SOME LENGTHS TO MAKE SURE HE
GOT THE PART OF JACK SPARROW.


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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 8/11/2012 9:45:45 AM   
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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!

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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 8/11/2012 9:49:35 AM   
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' Ok, Ok, I'm sorry I made The Da Vinci code, it won't happen again.......yes I KNOW I MADE TWO !!!!!!! Please cut me down '

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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 8/11/2012 10:04:31 AM   
Happy Shrapnel


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'TO INFINITY AND BEYOND !'

'Errr Tom, thats not your line and your in the wrong movie'


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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 8/11/2012 5:28:04 PM   
Beno


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BILL MURRAY WONDERED WHY HAPPY THOUGHT HE
WAS IN FACT NOT TOM HANKS!?!.



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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 8/11/2012 5:29:31 PM   
Beno


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That is Bill Murray in the current pic. aint it??

Tell me im right and Happy is deluded??




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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 9/11/2012 8:46:34 AM   
Happy Shrapnel


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Should have gone to Specsavers


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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 9/11/2012 8:52:03 AM   
Happy Shrapnel


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Was it Bill Murray playing Tom Hanks in the new Biography movie, or Tom Hanks playing Bill Murray ?
Either way Happy was confused and couldn't remember if he'd put his trousers on this morning.........


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