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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 17/2/2012 10:20:05 AM   
Gimli The Dwarf


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Tin Tin was shocked when he saw the proposed casting choices for the Laurel and Hardy biopic.


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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!

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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 3/3/2012 3:30:40 PM   
Beno


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From: Sheffield



BEING A GINGER TINTIN KNEW HE WOULD NEVER MATCH THESE
TWO IN THE FACE FUZZ STAKES ..... SAD!


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"The one about the space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedalbin. His Father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his Sister. Lego ... They're all made of fucking Lego!!"

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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 3/3/2012 3:34:28 PM   
Beno


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From: Sheffield



TINTIN NOTICED SNOWEY - OFF CAMERA - HAD JUST
DONE A MASSIVE SH!T ... ON SPIELBERGS SHOE!!


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"The one about the space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedalbin. His Father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his Sister. Lego ... They're all made of fucking Lego!!"

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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 3/3/2012 11:50:16 PM   
Gimli The Dwarf


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From: Central Park Zoo
Wahey, Beno's back!

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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!

(in reply to Beno)
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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 4/3/2012 7:24:40 PM   
Beno


Posts: 8133
Joined: 15/2/2007
From: Sheffield



AVB had gone too far putting these three on the Chelsea bench!


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"The one about the space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedalbin. His Father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his Sister. Lego ... They're all made of fucking Lego!!"

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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 10/3/2012 5:36:20 AM   
Gimli The Dwarf


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Joined: 30/9/2005
From: Central Park Zoo


With their comedy "Drag people off the stage" canes, Tintin knew the Bearded Wonders were going to cause a lot of trouble.



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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!

(in reply to Beno)
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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 21/3/2012 2:04:13 AM   
Gimli The Dwarf


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Joined: 30/9/2005
From: Central Park Zoo
Time for a winner and this made me chuckle the most


quote:

ORIGINAL: Happy Shrapnel



Why are remakes so bad ?
Kubrick turned in his grave when he saw Spielberg's ' Tin Tin and the Terry's Chocolate Clockwork Orange '




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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!

(in reply to Happy Shrapnel)
Post #: 9457
RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 21/3/2012 8:50:59 AM   
Happy Shrapnel


Posts: 17420
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From: Wishing for the Clothes of Heaven
Thanks Mr Gimli, unfortunately my comp won't let me post pics so I will have to pass the baton........
anyone post a good one.


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In John Le Mesurier's last words........

' Its All Been Rather Lovely '

Happy Trails

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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 31/3/2012 9:45:55 PM   
Beno


Posts: 8133
Joined: 15/2/2007
From: Sheffield
Feck!


Im here for a while ..... had better tidy up i suppose.




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"The one about the space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedalbin. His Father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his Sister. Lego ... They're all made of fucking Lego!!"

(in reply to Happy Shrapnel)
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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 31/3/2012 10:05:41 PM   
Beno


Posts: 8133
Joined: 15/2/2007
From: Sheffield


_____________________________

"The one about the space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedalbin. His Father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his Sister. Lego ... They're all made of fucking Lego!!"

(in reply to Beno)
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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 31/3/2012 10:17:42 PM   
Beno


Posts: 8133
Joined: 15/2/2007
From: Sheffield


IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU WATCH PORN WITH EVA
ON YOUR IPAD


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"The one about the space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedalbin. His Father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his Sister. Lego ... They're all made of fucking Lego!!"

(in reply to Beno)
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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 31/3/2012 10:20:53 PM   
Beno


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Joined: 15/2/2007
From: Sheffield


"JUST THROW THE FRIKKIN FRISBEE WALL E"


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"The one about the space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedalbin. His Father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his Sister. Lego ... They're all made of fucking Lego!!"

(in reply to Beno)
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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 31/3/2012 10:22:45 PM   
Beno


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Joined: 15/2/2007
From: Sheffield


"...... AND JUST THRU HERE I HAVE STORED 96 GALLONS
OF PANIC BOUGHT PETROL"




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"The one about the space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedalbin. His Father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his Sister. Lego ... They're all made of fucking Lego!!"

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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 1/4/2012 1:49:24 AM   
Gimli The Dwarf


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Joined: 30/9/2005
From: Central Park Zoo


"Vroooooom!"

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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!

(in reply to Beno)
Post #: 9464
RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 1/4/2012 9:44:44 PM   
Beno


Posts: 8133
Joined: 15/2/2007
From: Sheffield

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gimli The Dwarf



"Vroooooom!"






Simple yet gigglesome

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"The one about the space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedalbin. His Father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his Sister. Lego ... They're all made of fucking Lego!!"

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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 1/4/2012 9:49:03 PM   
Beno


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Joined: 15/2/2007
From: Sheffield


"I SHALL CALL MY NEW INVENTION 'THE WHEEL' ..... OH!... WAIT!?!"



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"The one about the space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedalbin. His Father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his Sister. Lego ... They're all made of fucking Lego!!"

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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 2/4/2012 2:31:05 PM   
Happy Shrapnel


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Joined: 19/1/2006
From: Wishing for the Clothes of Heaven





' So let me get this straight......everything is a 1 ? '



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In John Le Mesurier's last words........

' Its All Been Rather Lovely '

Happy Trails

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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 2/4/2012 2:32:54 PM   
Happy Shrapnel


Posts: 17420
Joined: 19/1/2006
From: Wishing for the Clothes of Heaven





So which aisle is the Ark of the Covenant on again ? '


< Message edited by Happy Shrapnel -- 2/4/2012 2:33:10 PM >


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In John Le Mesurier's last words........

' Its All Been Rather Lovely '

Happy Trails

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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 5/4/2012 4:41:19 PM   
Beno


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From: Sheffield
WINNER!![quote]ORIGINAL: Happy Shrapnel






' So let me get this straight......everything is a 1 ? '


[/quote]


WELL DONE HAPPY


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"The one about the space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedalbin. His Father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his Sister. Lego ... They're all made of fucking Lego!!"

(in reply to Happy Shrapnel)
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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 5/4/2012 4:42:55 PM   
Happy Shrapnel


Posts: 17420
Joined: 19/1/2006
From: Wishing for the Clothes of Heaven
Thanks Beno......be my guest and post one buddy !

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In John Le Mesurier's last words........

' Its All Been Rather Lovely '

Happy Trails

(in reply to Beno)
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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 5/4/2012 5:34:13 PM   
Gimli The Dwarf


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Joined: 30/9/2005
From: Central Park Zoo
No pic!



_____________________________

So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!
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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 5/4/2012 5:39:47 PM   
Beno


Posts: 8133
Joined: 15/2/2007
From: Sheffield

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gimli The Dwarf

No pic!





Gimli can you pick one? Me internets gone all jiggery pokery or summat. Have tried four times now and im ready to call my local MP im that peeved.

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"The one about the space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedalbin. His Father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his Sister. Lego ... They're all made of fucking Lego!!"

(in reply to Gimli The Dwarf)
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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 6/4/2012 6:10:15 AM   
Gimli The Dwarf


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Joined: 30/9/2005
From: Central Park Zoo
Will do!




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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!

(in reply to Beno)
Post #: 9473
RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 8/4/2012 9:50:45 PM   
Beno


Posts: 8133
Joined: 15/2/2007
From: Sheffield


MARTY: "There are no Ipads in any of our movies"!
DOC: "Great Scott"!!!


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"The one about the space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedalbin. His Father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his Sister. Lego ... They're all made of fucking Lego!!"

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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 8/4/2012 9:58:40 PM   
Beno


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Joined: 15/2/2007
From: Sheffield


MARTY: "Empire only gave The Simpsons Movie 2 stars"!
DOC: "Great Scott"!?!?!



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"The one about the space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedalbin. His Father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his Sister. Lego ... They're all made of fucking Lego!!"

(in reply to Beno)
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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 11/4/2012 1:41:24 PM   
Beno


Posts: 8133
Joined: 15/2/2007
From: Sheffield


THERE ARE NOSEY NEIGHBOURS IN THE FUTURE TOO.



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"The one about the space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedalbin. His Father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his Sister. Lego ... They're all made of fucking Lego!!"

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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 11/4/2012 1:48:09 PM   
Russ Whitfield

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Beno



Tannen invents photobombing.





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www.soldiergirlsmovie.com/
www.i-spimovie.com/

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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 11/4/2012 2:58:29 PM   
st3veebee


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From: 9303 Lyon Drive


"Stacked?? Really?"
 
"..........quiet you"

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Latest Films:

Two days in New York: 4/5

Prometheus: 3.5/5

Abe Lincoln: VH 3/5

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RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 12/4/2012 11:20:24 AM   
Beno


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Joined: 15/2/2007
From: Sheffield


THE NEW AD FOR 'THE SUN LIFE OVER 50 PLAN' WAS A GRAND AFFAIR
POOR OLD PARKY LOOKED ON JEALOUS AND ABANDONED





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"The one about the space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedalbin. His Father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his Sister. Lego ... They're all made of fucking Lego!!"

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Post #: 9479
RE: Caption Competition - Official Property of Beno - 12/4/2012 5:33:54 PM   
Beno


Posts: 8133
Joined: 15/2/2007
From: Sheffield


"SO BENO SINGLEHANDEDLY AND ALONE RAN THE FABLED CAPTION COMP
ON EMPIRE FOR EONS UNTIL THE FINAL APOCALYPSE FELLED THE MIGHTY EMPIRE TOWERS"






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"The one about the space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedalbin. His Father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his Sister. Lego ... They're all made of fucking Lego!!"

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