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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 19/6/2007 6:51:58 PM   
wgamador


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The prequel "Brokeback Pick-Up Truck"  didnt do so well at the box office.

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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 19/6/2007 7:20:58 PM   
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"Realizing that he is gay, Biff abandons the "pussy magnet" idea."

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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 19/6/2007 9:41:11 PM   
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" 'Tater the Tow-Truck',  finally comes out of the closet"

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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 20/6/2007 12:27:22 AM   
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Billy the cowboy doesn't quite find the way to tell Jimmy how tired of shagging sheeps he is... Jimmy  the cowboy doesn't quite know the way to lead Billy to pick some flowers for him...





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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 20/6/2007 12:43:59 PM   
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The live action version of 'Cars' was cancelled during early stages of filming, the gay subtext proving unpopular amongst test audiences.

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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 20/6/2007 2:47:10 PM   
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Long since retired, the Pussy Wagon considers a new career...

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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 20/6/2007 3:01:03 PM   
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Jake tries to look casual as he replies "Yes, very contagious..."

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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 20/6/2007 4:41:47 PM   
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"Since they were the only cowboys without mustaches---
 Hank and Jimbo always had to park elsewhere."

< Message edited by wgamador -- 20/6/2007 4:43:31 PM >


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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 20/6/2007 4:46:33 PM   
wgamador


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After having his truck stolen, Larry is proposed a ride of a 'different' kind.

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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 20/6/2007 4:47:59 PM   
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Jake tries to act as if his "lets have sex" remark was never said



and when are we going to get some winners

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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 20/6/2007 9:43:01 PM   
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When I feel like all the comic juices have been used up (in a non sexual way)



It was the worst selling front cover of Nuts ever.

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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 20/6/2007 10:57:09 PM   
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Jake tries to ignore the fact that Heath has a hand growing out of his elbow.....


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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 20/6/2007 11:19:07 PM   
wgamador


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Jake tries to ignore the fact that Heath has a hand growing out of his elbow.....




Thats funny, man.

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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 21/6/2007 1:35:06 AM   
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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 23/6/2007 8:16:58 PM   
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I think it is time for a new one, so this time's winner is....


















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Jake tries to act as if his "lets have sex" remark was never said


Well done, hutch

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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 23/6/2007 8:20:01 PM   
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Here's the new one:



The new crotch enhancer had unexpected side effects

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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 24/6/2007 5:32:44 PM   
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There's nothing like watching a zombie trying to pilot a jet-ski: it's the simple things in life we treasure.

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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 24/6/2007 5:42:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: swordsandsandals

I think it is time for a new one, so this time's winner is....


















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ORIGINAL: themightyhutch



Jake tries to act as if his "lets have sex" remark was never said


Well done, hutch


thank you swordy

and for the new one



he still maintains that he wasn't screaming in terror - he was dancing

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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 24/6/2007 5:59:51 PM   
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At drama school, Fred got full marks in the "Acting Crazy" course.

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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 24/6/2007 10:09:15 PM   
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And it was at that point he regreted being Henry Winkler's stunt double on Happy Days.....

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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 25/6/2007 12:49:44 PM   
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I'm bad at selecting winners, so from now on, Everyone will vote at the end. That way I have a chance as well!

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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 25/6/2007 3:16:19 PM   
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At drama school, Fred got full marks in the "Acting Crazy" course.


I like this one!!!

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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 25/6/2007 3:38:32 PM   
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"The new James Bond was not as agile as the producers had hoped for."

< Message edited by wgamador -- 25/6/2007 3:39:19 PM >


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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 25/6/2007 4:00:02 PM   
wgamador


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"The  'Jaws: Royale'  trailer bombed worldwide."

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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 25/6/2007 4:24:25 PM   
Shifty Bench

 

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'Let's do the tiiiiiimewarp agaaaaaaain!'

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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 25/6/2007 6:32:02 PM   
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Getting a puppet to drive a jet-ski while you're seated in an airborne helicopter is not an easy task.

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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 25/6/2007 6:34:38 PM   
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The Undead Discrimination Act (2007) caused havoc for the jet-ski rental industry.

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The Return ***˝
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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 25/6/2007 6:41:45 PM   
wgamador


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"Putting their waiters on Jet-Skis, was the restaurants first mistake."

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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 25/6/2007 7:56:57 PM   
wgamador


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"While on vacation, Jerry the Butler has his crotch bitten by a new species of hammer-head shark."

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RE: Caption Competition - Monthly winners - 25/6/2007 8:18:21 PM   
wgamador


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"Puff Daddy's butler never missed an opportunity to flash his gang signs."

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