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RE: The Box Game! - 10/5/2007 5:36:33 AM   
fernetcontonica


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I hire requiem for a dream's evil fridge to plant itself as an innocent fridge full of snacks in wgamador's way. Wgamador leans inside it for his last snack and *TCHUNK*. I ask the fridge to spit back out wgamador's uper half (which is holding the box) and pay it with a bunch of fancy magnets and kids drawings.

The Box Is Mine!!!!

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RE: The Box Game! - 10/5/2007 9:32:37 AM   
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As Fernet runs out of Wgamador house he is attacked by a load of club weliding Ewoks...as he is battered to death i jump on a motorbike and ride off into the distance....

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RE: The Box Game! - 10/5/2007 11:28:48 AM   
fernetcontonica


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My avenging spirit raises from the flaming fire of hell and sticks the club that delivered me the killing hit into King_Bard's motorcycle's front wheel, sending him far onto a pile of used ghetto needles, completing a karmic revenge... and getting the box, by the way...


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RE: The Box Game! - 10/5/2007 5:03:57 PM   
wgamador


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From: A polluted womb...
:: is hit on the head witha rubber-sledgehammer ::
:: wakes hours later and finds a micro-tape and micro-recorder...he plays the tape ::


Fernetcontonica. This is your wake-up call.    
Every day of your working life,
you have given people the news...          
that they are going to lose their box soon.           
Now you will be the cause of box lost                  
Your aim in this game is to kill the moderator.
You have until  : 6  on the clock to do it.
        
There's a man in the room with you.
When there is that much poison
in your blood, the only thing left to do...

is shoot yourself and shoot the box.
There are ways to win this...
hidden all around you.  
Just remember:
"X" marks the spot for the boxed treasure.


If you do not kill the moderator by  : 6 ...    
then you will die, Fernetcontonica. 
And I'll leave you in this room to rot.
Let the game begin.



------------------------

As Fernetcontonica proceeds to saw of his leg from the chain and lock.....the clock turns 6....I walk in take the box and
let him rot.


The box has returned to orgasm inducing arms.

< Message edited by wgamador -- 10/5/2007 8:06:34 PM >


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RE: The Box Game! - 10/5/2007 5:48:43 PM   
King_Bard

 

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King Bard puts on a black cloak and jumps wgamador in a dark alleyway...A few minutes later wgamador is chained up to a wall....i pick up the box and walk away....screams echo from the alleyway behind me...

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RE: The Box Game! - 10/5/2007 5:59:42 PM   
RonocNiderb

 

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On my motorbike I zoom by, slashing King_Bard with my Buster Sword, The box spirals through the air and lands in my hand before I drive off once more!

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RE: The Box Game! - 10/5/2007 6:26:51 PM   
Zaphod121

 

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I smack Rono off his bike and as he falls the box goes flying through the air, I grab the box but I accidentally trip up and squash it

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RE: The Box Game! - 10/5/2007 8:10:45 PM   
wgamador


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After sniping off Zaphod...i walk down pick up the now crsuhed box, kick him in the balls while he bleeds to death and
i then repair the box. I jump on a plane to Tibet.


The box and I cuddle on the long plane ride.

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RE: The Box Game! - 10/5/2007 10:10:12 PM   
ednamode


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i fly up behind wags and ram into his plane until the box is jolted out the window and it lands safely on the nose of my plane.... i land safely in new zealand... and me and the box go zorbing!

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RE: The Box Game! - 11/5/2007 2:09:58 AM   
fernetcontonica


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I offer ednamode an eucaliptus candy and she innocently takes it. Then I open the cages of the acidspitting zombie koala bears I developed using the "Begginer's kit of the little evil scientist madman"  I just bought in the toy store...

I take the box from amongst ednamode´s few remains and pour some holy water on them...

The
Box
Is
Mine!


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RE: The Box Game! - 11/5/2007 2:20:31 PM   
King_Bard

 

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I ask to meet fernet in a canyon........while he waits their i scare a herd of bison who crush him.....i pick up the box and leave fernets reamins for the hyeans.......
I have got the box

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RE: The Box Game! - 11/5/2007 2:31:37 PM   
themightyhutch


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i put another box on bards head causing to hit a wall and get knocked unconcious- i proceed to take the box and the one from bards head just to confuse the rest of u

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RE: The Box Game! - 11/5/2007 3:42:39 PM   
Zaphod121

 

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I punch Hutch in the nose..... twice, I then run off laughing, but then suddenly realize I forgot to take the box, I cry for a while

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RE: The Box Game! - 11/5/2007 4:29:03 PM   
wgamador


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I run past a sobbing , yet masturbating- Zaphod.
Did he just use a tear as lubricant?!!??!!

As mightyhutch grins and hugs the box, I pull out my titanium slingshot and launch a spiked baseball at his gentials.
falling to the ground and rolling around in horrific pain, he forgets all about the box and I ride by in my motorcycle and pick it up.

The box is happy now.



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RE: The Box Game! - 11/5/2007 8:39:54 PM   
themightyhutch


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after being pissed off about loosing the box (again) i shove a stick through wgamadors spkes as he's riding around. he flies messily off and i catch the box

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RE: The Box Game! - 11/5/2007 8:56:50 PM   
emogeek


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with a deft swing of my hanzo sword, I lop Hutch's head right off.

After looking in the box, I realise I don't really want it, and throw it away

Such a senseless waste of human life.

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RE: The Box Game! - 11/5/2007 9:07:18 PM   
ednamode


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i pick up the box and fill it with all of emos favourite things....raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens etc etc..... he is now more eager to retrieve it than ever before....but it is in my possesion and i want it, its my own, my precious....i hide with the box under a gloomy mountain while emo spends a great percentage of his life hatching an ingenious plan to make the box his once more...........and ............action!

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RE: The Box Game! - 11/5/2007 10:09:57 PM   
King_Bard

 

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Seeing that the box is full of emos fave things, i walk away in disgust.....i throw edna into a volcano for good measure

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RE: The Box Game! - 11/5/2007 11:36:20 PM   
wgamador


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I summon the Silver Surfer to retreat the box that is now in a fu(king volcano.
He gets, brings it to me. I give him an ice cream and I get into my helicopter and arrive in Jamaica. Hey Mon.

Nice box, big up.

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RE: The Box Game! - 12/5/2007 1:49:22 AM   
fernetcontonica


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I disguise as a rastafari priest and come before wgamador to offer him some holy ganja... he lays down on a table to stare the shadow patterns of the flies that stagger around the kitchen bulb and he gives me the box to try to reach them with his hands...

I didn't inhale MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

The Box is Mine, peace!


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RE: The Box Game! - 12/5/2007 1:14:27 PM   
ednamode


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having escaped the volcano with my fantastic ability of flight....i track down the box and using my brilliant power of invisibilty i sneak up behind fernet and set fire to the box-another ability of mine- needless to say the box is dropped and returned to my capable hands, where i extinguish the fire and heal the box.....oh yeah, did i mention i can spontaniously regenerate and the box is emphatic.... the box and i then sit down to enjoy some Heroes....and we live happily ever after......


.....or do we???

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RE: The Box Game! - 12/5/2007 1:55:05 PM   
King_Bard

 

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I cut all power off to ednas house so she cant watch Heroes...the box gets angry and storms out into my loving arms....

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RE: The Box Game! - 12/5/2007 4:38:48 PM   
themightyhutch


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realising ive used too many acts of force to get the box, only to loose it again i use another method. in a stand off between me and the bard i threaten that either he can take the full dosage of pain or let the box be destroyed. thinking he can beat me he tells me to destroy the box as he wants no pain. as i defiantly throw 3 water balloons he realises that i was being serious, he throws it up in the air and the balloons hit him, knocking him off the conveniantly placed cliff that hadnt been mentioned before.

I catch the box and run away

< Message edited by themightyhutch -- 12/5/2007 4:39:57 PM >

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RE: The Box Game! - 14/5/2007 3:35:59 PM   
fernetcontonica


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By using some huge speakers and throwing a free outdoors party for the punk-heavy metal unity I create a huge pogo and push themightyhutch into it. he can't manage to hold to the box and to his physical integrity both and ends up dropping the box. I pogo out carrying the blood soaked box and announce by microphone that themightyhutch claims that rap kicks metal and punk ass.

I don't stay to watch themightyhutch's bruiseful end...

The box is allllll miiiine!

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RE: The Box Game! - 14/5/2007 3:39:23 PM   
King_Bard

 

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I trick fernet into coming aroung my hosue where i lock him in a room along withthe chuckle brothers...as i walk out of the house with the box i hear fernet screams......i shudder in thinking what they are doing to him.....

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RE: The Box Game! - 14/5/2007 5:39:59 PM   
Zaphod121

 

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I walk up to king and pull out my Saber, I slice off all his toes, he screams in pain and drops the box, I grab it and run

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RE: The Box Game! - 14/5/2007 9:55:59 PM   
themightyhutch


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i grab fernet as he had thrown me to the metal lovers and swing him round so he hits zaphod, winding both of them. i grab the box and leave

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RE: The Box Game! - 14/5/2007 10:06:55 PM   
Zaphod121

 

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I throw hutch into a TV, he dies, I then grab the box and open up a time portal and jump a million years into the future

< Message edited by Zaphod121 -- 14/5/2007 10:07:03 PM >


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RE: The Box Game! - 15/5/2007 3:23:14 AM   
fernetcontonica


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***As zaphod121 arrives to destiny, the whole earth is overtaken by a raging fury and the currently world-dominating race of humanoid-platypi mobs him and then impales him in the closest museum, as fernet devoted his whole life to the development of ultraintelligent race of humanoid-platypi with a "kill, get the box and travel in time a million years back to deliver to fernet" pheromone receptor out of a Zaphod121's used sock***

A weird platypus-looking man just came to my house and handed me the box, it just went mental and started shooting with a plasma gun at a used Zaphod121's sock I had just in case it came handy and left without goodbye... Nevermind, I have another one elsewhere...

And I have the Box!!!

< Message edited by fernetcontonica -- 15/5/2007 3:24:28 AM >


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RE: The Box Game! - 15/5/2007 1:50:30 PM   
King_Bard

 

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I grab fernet and and throw him into a time machine which takes him to the beginning of the earth where he is eaten by a giant slug...i get the box and open it...i faint at the sight of what is in the box

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